If it's desperate and playing on your mind, you know you should get up and go to the toilet.
But first try having one big squeeze to see if it goes away, it probably wont.
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Jet stream it from leying on your back, into your mouth like a majestic fountain. It takes a bit of practice and getting used to and when learning it can be a bit messy, and the Mrs won't be best impressed when she wakes up from the back splash.
But when masterd it can double up as quite an impressive party trick. And a healthy refreshment in the mornings, just don't roll over to kiss the Mrs in the mornings, terrible morning breath!
What do you think you do? Be a big boy adult and take your self to the toilet or wear a diaper to bed, or do what the Victorians used to do and put a pot under the bed
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Get up, have a pee, wash your hands (and your nether regions if you're hoping for action), go downstairs, raid the fridge or the biscuit barrel, wash it down with a glass of milk, check the front and back doors, go back to bed, check your phone, then lie down and... do you need a pee? |
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