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By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago
Covent Garden |
London calling to the faraway Fab towns, Nocturnal is here so all gather 'round.
London calling to the swing underworld, Come out from the shadows you Fab boys and girls!
Good Evening Lådies, Géntlemen, Bìnaries and Whatevëries, and welcome to the
-Thursday Nocturnal Thread©™-
Why not stop by on this twilight neutral ground and say Hello. Tell us what you've been up to or join us for some frivolous chat until midnight and beyond...
Newbies, Veterans, Lurkers, Stalwarts, Nightshifters and Insomniacs are all very welcome. So join the midnight fellowship with alacrity.
Don't be shy — come and say Hi.
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By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago
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"Shit week Nero. Have poured an immense glass of port. Feeling somewhat d*unk. Apart from that, all good captain  "
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I'm very sorry to hear that, Fïfë! I shall pass you a crystal decanter filled with the finest LBV. Welcome to the Nocturnal.
I have a suede footstool just for you, besides the clavichord. |
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"Shit week Nero. Have poured an immense glass of port. Feeling somewhat d*unk. Apart from that, all good captain
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I'm very sorry to hear that, Fïfë! I shall pass you a crystal decanter filled with the finest LBV. Welcome to the Nocturnal.
I have a suede footstool just for you, besides the clavichord."
Gent. I kneel at your stylish brogues |
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By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago
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"Hi Nero
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Hello my darling — You are tonight's ¹st poster! Long have the months dragged their heels, where have you been? 
Living in your pocket . What have I won  "
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You have won a guided tour at my local Sipsmith Distillery, with all-you-can-sip tastings plus nibbles. You do nibble, don't you? |
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"Good evening my lovelies.
I think I’m going to pinch some port and slouch by the fire if that’s ok.
Siiighhh"
Scoot over, I’ll help you with the port and you can rest your weary head on my shoulder xx |
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By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago
Covent Garden |
"Good evening my lovelies.
I think I’m going to pinch some port and slouch by the fire if that’s ok.
Siiighhh"
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Gøød thing MístyPèaks! Fïfë has a decanter of the finest nectar from the Douro Valley. |
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"Good evening my lovelies.
I think I’m going to pinch some port and slouch by the fire if that’s ok.
Siiighhh
Scoot over, I’ll help you with the port and you can rest your weary head on my shoulder xx"
You’re a diamond- thankyou. I needed that. |
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"Good evening my lovelies.
I think I’m going to pinch some port and slouch by the fire if that’s ok.
Siiighhh
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Gøød thing MístyPèaks! Fïfë has a decanter of the finest nectar from the Douro Valley."
*had* …. |
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By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago
Covent Garden |
"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. Today I have had a haircut and went to see a bloke who fiddled with my pelvis. It's been an odd sort of day "
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Evening felicitations, KC² my  .
Did Hair By Coco™ do a grand job on your hair? Is it coiffured to perfection? |
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By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago
Covent Garden |
"Shit week Nero. Have poured an immense glass of port. Feeling somewhat d*unk. Apart from that, all good captain
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I'm very sorry to hear that, Fïfë! I shall pass you a crystal decanter filled with the finest LBV. Welcome to the Nocturnal.
I have a suede footstool just for you, besides the clavichord.
Gent. I kneel at your stylish brogues "
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Thank you my fine friend.  |
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"Good evening my lovelies.
I think I’m going to pinch some port and slouch by the fire if that’s ok.
Siiighhh
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Gøød thing MístyPèaks! Fïfë has a decanter of the finest nectar from the Douro Valley.
*had* …."
Oh 'eck. I can't do a booby hug because they're the speciality of this amazing lady I know, but here's a hug from me and my boobs. |
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"Hi
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And THAT'S how women send the first message! Gentleman, take heed.
Le Petit Oiseau!
I normally put FAF but I’m tired tonight 
You worn out? Minx "
Yes darling. I’ve run out of energiser bunny energy today |
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"Good evening my lovelies.
I think I’m going to pinch some port and slouch by the fire if that’s ok.
Siiighhh
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Gøød thing MístyPèaks! Fïfë has a decanter of the finest nectar from the Douro Valley.
*had* ….
Oh 'eck. I can't do a booby hug because they're the speciality of this amazing lady I know, but here's a hug from me and my boobs. "
Thank you |
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By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago
Covent Garden |
"Is 10pm late? I know I'm knocking on a bit now, but 10pm doesn't feel *that* late."
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Good evening and Welcøme to the Nocturnal fellowship, oh ØhGløbbits! Yes, 10pm is indeed late: we have it copyrighted© and trademark'd™. |
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"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. Today I have had a haircut and went to see a bloke who fiddled with my pelvis. It's been an odd sort of day
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Evening felicitations, KC² my .
Did Hair By Coco™ do a grand job on your hair? Is it coiffured to perfection?"
It's certainly a few inches shorter again I developed a new case of Lockdown Hair........ |
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By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago
Covent Garden |
"Evening all you lovely people. Very glad it's Friday tomorrow.
J"
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Gøød ëvëning ·Julie·! Friday beckons and not a moment too soon! Is it a fleeting visit or will you join us on the leather banquette?  |
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By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago
Covent Garden |
"Good evening my lovelies.
I think I’m going to pinch some port and slouch by the fire if that’s ok.
Siiighhh
Scoot over, I’ll help you with the port and you can rest your weary head on my shoulder xx"
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Hello DJones! |
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"Evening all you lovely people. Very glad it's Friday tomorrow.
J
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Gøød ëvëning ·Julie·! Friday beckons and not a moment too soon! Is it a fleeting visit or will you join us on the leather banquette? "
Somewhere between fleeting and lengthy. Definitely long enough for a but not enough for a bottle. I am shattered after being dressed up like a twat for the amusement of small children.  |
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"Good evening my lovelies.
I think I’m going to pinch some port and slouch by the fire if that’s ok.
Siiighhh
Scoot over, I’ll help you with the port and you can rest your weary head on my shoulder xx
You’re a diamond- thankyou. I needed that."
Anytime lovely |
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By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago
Covent Garden |
"Good evening my lovelies.
I think I’m going to pinch some port and slouch by the fire if that’s ok.
Siiighhh
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Gøød thing MístyPèaks! Fïfë has a decanter of the finest nectar from the Douro Valley.
*had* …."
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Corrected...and...noted! |
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over a year ago
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"Good Evening King Nero, hope all is well with you
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How are you, Mårnie? g°°d evening — I have a flagon of Grand Marnie'r for you. _"
Thank you, I think I'm going to enjoy that, would you care to join me  |
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By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago
Covent Garden |
"Good evening my dear Nero.
Good evening to all those feeling blue.
Good evening to the fabulous creatures I see before me!! "
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Hello and evening greetings to—·Felix Sighted·—
Such warm words of endearment as you saunter through the Nocturnal portal. |
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By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago
Covent Garden |
"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. Today I have had a haircut and went to see a bloke who fiddled with my pelvis. It's been an odd sort of day
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Evening felicitations, KC² my .
Did Hair By Coco™ do a grand job on your hair? Is it coiffured to perfection?
It's certainly a few inches shorter again I developed a new case of Lockdown Hair........"
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One day you will bestow upon me a LOCK of your hair..from DOWN there.  |
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By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago
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"Evening all you lovely people. Very glad it's Friday tomorrow.
J
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Gøød ëvëning ·Julie·! Friday beckons and not a moment too soon! Is it a fleeting visit or will you join us on the leather banquette?
Somewhere between fleeting and lengthy. Definitely long enough for a but not enough for a bottle. I am shattered after being dressed up like a twat for the amusement of small children. "
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Was it a Donald Trump outfit? |
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By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago
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"Good Evening King Nero, hope all is well with you
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How are you, Mårnie? g°°d evening — I have a flagon of Grand Marnie'r for you. _
Thank you, I think I'm going to enjoy that, would you care to join me "
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Ålwåys! It's perfect on its own. It's perfection when it's shared! |
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"Good evening my dear Nero.
Good evening to all those feeling blue.
Good evening to the fabulous creatures I see before me!!
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Hello and evening greetings to—·Felix Sighted·—
Such warm words of endearment as you saunter through the Nocturnal portal."
And in the interests of being a team player and raising the morale of the weary, I’m handing out cuddles and snuggles.
I do home visits, place your orders now.
LB - you’re my first stop |
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By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago
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"Good evening Nero and fellow nocturnals! Is it Saturday yet?
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Gööd evening Déè! The weekend is over... I shall 'fast-track' Monday for you! 
Nooo! You know how I look forward to my Saturdays! "
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What happens on Saturdays?  |
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"Evening all you lovely people. Very glad it's Friday tomorrow.
J
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Gøød ëvëning ·Julie·! Friday beckons and not a moment too soon! Is it a fleeting visit or will you join us on the leather banquette?
Somewhere between fleeting and lengthy. Definitely long enough for a but not enough for a bottle. I am shattered after being dressed up like a twat for the amusement of small children.
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Was it a Donald Trump outfit? "
Does he have a book? Probably. "Being A Massive Twat - My Autobiography" by Donald Trump. He doesn't realise the 'My' is unnecessary. It's part of what makes him a twat. |
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"Good evening Nero and fellow nocturnals! Is it Saturday yet?
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Gööd evening Déè! The weekend is over... I shall 'fast-track' Monday for you!
Nooo! You know how I look forward to my Saturdays!
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What happens on Saturdays? "
On Saturdays? You know what happens. We drink gin and we sin |
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By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago
Covent Garden |
"Good Evening NeroLondon,
It's already my Friday night and I wish I was on my way to being pissed!
Sadly I'm not x"
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Hello and good evening pEACHbUTTON! How can we remedy your predicament?
By the way, if I may, as I often say, without delay, come what may, I am admiring your décollatage. I could easily swipe my American sExpress card in your cleavage! |
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"Evening all
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Good Evening, •Gentleman|Föx• "
Sorry Nero,
Not with the Woolwich this evening.
The last log on the woodburner hasn't taken and I cannot decide whether it is worth the effort to stoke the fire up or just leave it and head off to bed. |
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By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago
Covent Garden |
"Good evening my dear Nero.
Good evening to all those feeling blue.
Good evening to the fabulous creatures I see before me!!
•
Hello and evening greetings to—·Felix Sighted·—
Such warm words of endearment as you saunter through the Nocturnal portal.
And in the interests of being a team player and raising the morale of the weary, I’m handing out cuddles and snuggles.
I do home visits, place your orders now.
LB - you’re my first stop "
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Make me your last stop: I always appreciate the last drops of a summer's vintage. |
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By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago
Covent Garden |
"Evening all you lovely people. Very glad it's Friday tomorrow.
J
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Gøød ëvëning ·Julie·! Friday beckons and not a moment too soon! Is it a fleeting visit or will you join us on the leather banquette?
Somewhere between fleeting and lengthy. Definitely long enough for a but not enough for a bottle. I am shattered after being dressed up like a twat for the amusement of small children.
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Was it a Donald Trump outfit?
Does he have a book? Probably. "Being A Massive Twat - My Autobiography" by Donald Trump. He doesn't realise the 'My' is unnecessary. It's part of what makes him a twat."
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...and he doesn't have a stylish derrière like yours.  |
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"Hello Nerolatte and nocturnal folk.
Hope you're all well.
I've dyed my hair.
I love it.
I also love tempura prawns.
See how cute and PG I am? "
Is it a big hair change? I've bought temporary pink and sapphire blue to try but will no doubt chicken out of trying either.
Why are you being all cute and PG? Have you accidentally fallen through a portal into a parallel Disney universe? |
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By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago
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"Hello Nerolatte and nocturnal folk.
Hope you're all well.
I've dyed my hair.
I love it.
I also love tempura prawns.
See how cute and PG I am? "
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Hello my darling ex-wife. The Nocturnal is never the complete picture, but a half-finished canvas without your nightly visits to the Noc' Snug Bar. |
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By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago
Covent Garden |
"Good evening Nero and fellow nocturnals! Is it Saturday yet?
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Gööd evening Déè! The weekend is over... I shall 'fast-track' Monday for you!
Nooo! You know how I look forward to my Saturdays!
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What happens on Saturdays?
On Saturdays? You know what happens. We drink gin and we sin "
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Let the games beGIN! |
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"Hello Nerolatte and nocturnal folk.
Hope you're all well.
I've dyed my hair.
I love it.
I also love tempura prawns.
See how cute and PG I am?
Is it a big hair change? I've bought temporary pink and sapphire blue to try but will no doubt chicken out of trying either.
Why are you being all cute and PG? Have you accidentally fallen through a portal into a parallel Disney universe? "
Do both at once J! And I mean the hair dyes
Unless….. |
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By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago
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"Evening all
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Good Evening, •Gentleman|Föx•
Sorry Nero,
Not with the Woolwich this evening.
The last log on the woodburner hasn't taken and I cannot decide whether it is worth the effort to stoke the fire up or just leave it and head off to bed. "
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Let the embers die down and settle for the night.  |
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"Is it a big hair change? I've bought temporary pink and sapphire blue to try but will no doubt chicken out of trying either.
Why are you being all cute and PG? Have you accidentally fallen through a portal into a parallel Disney universe?
Do both at once J! And I mean the hair dyes
Unless….."
One day... And I mean the hair dyes.
Or do I? |
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"Evening all you lovely people. Very glad it's Friday tomorrow.
J
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Gøød ëvëning ·Julie·! Friday beckons and not a moment too soon! Is it a fleeting visit or will you join us on the leather banquette?
Somewhere between fleeting and lengthy. Definitely long enough for a but not enough for a bottle. I am shattered after being dressed up like a twat for the amusement of small children.
•
Was it a Donald Trump outfit?
Does he have a book? Probably. "Being A Massive Twat - My Autobiography" by Donald Trump. He doesn't realise the 'My' is unnecessary. It's part of what makes him a twat.
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...and he doesn't have a stylish derrière like yours. "
Why thank you |
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"Is it a big hair change? I've bought temporary pink and sapphire blue to try but will no doubt chicken out of trying either.
Why are you being all cute and PG? Have you accidentally fallen through a portal into a parallel Disney universe?
Do both at once J! And I mean the hair dyes
Unless…..
One day... And I mean the hair dyes.
Or do I? "
Oh you bad girl I had a little twitch then… |
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By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago
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"Is it a big hair change? I've bought temporary pink and sapphire blue to try but will no doubt chicken out of trying either.
Why are you being all cute and PG? Have you accidentally fallen through a portal into a parallel Disney universe?
Do both at once J! And I mean the hair dyes
Unless…..
One day... And I mean the hair dyes.
Or do I?
Oh you bad girl I had a little twitch then…"
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It's almost the Twitching Høur! |
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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago
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"Howdy y'all, cloudy and cool,no rain yet, good day to lay in bed and read a book
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Wildbillkid! I haven't seen you in months! Are you well? How's the snow?"
I'm good, haven't seen any snow it's all north of me, I pop in mostly too late y'all are already in bed, it's just around 5:00 p.m. here |
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"Howdy y'all, cloudy and cool,no rain yet, good day to lay in bed and read a book
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Wildbillkid! I haven't seen you in months! Are you well? How's the snow? I'm good, haven't seen any snow it's all north of me, I pop in mostly too late y'all are already in bed, it's just around 5:00 p.m. here"
Has the dust died down? I was genuinely excited to see proper tumble on that video you shared. I always suspected it was a made up thing for movies and/or jokes. |
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By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago
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"Howdy y'all, cloudy and cool,no rain yet, good day to lay in bed and read a book
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Wildbillkid! I haven't seen you in months! Are you well? How's the snow? I'm good, haven't seen any snow it's all north of me, I pop in mostly too late y'all are already in bed, it's just around 5:00 p.m. here"
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I think you should adjust your clock to GMT and start the Nocturnal with us. |
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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago
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"Howdy y'all, cloudy and cool,no rain yet, good day to lay in bed and read a book
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Wildbillkid! I haven't seen you in months! Are you well? How's the snow? I'm good, haven't seen any snow it's all north of me, I pop in mostly too late y'all are already in bed, it's just around 5:00 p.m. here
Has the dust died down? I was genuinely excited to see proper tumble on that video you shared. I always suspected it was a made up thing for movies and/or jokes. "
that's really how it looked, I went out and got the newspaper, came straight home, it's not the first dust storm we ever had but the speeds were something else |
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By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago
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Let the embers die down and settle for the night.
Now tucked up in bed.
Just need a Lady friend to join me. "
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Take your pick. Whoever you choose will be the luckiest lady this evening and beyond. |
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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago
where the road goes on forever |
"Howdy y'all, cloudy and cool,no rain yet, good day to lay in bed and read a book
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Wildbillkid! I haven't seen you in months! Are you well? How's the snow? I'm good, haven't seen any snow it's all north of me, I pop in mostly too late y'all are already in bed, it's just around 5:00 p.m. here
Has the dust died down? I was genuinely excited to see proper tumble on that video you shared. I always suspected it was a made up thing for movies and/or jokes. "
tumble aka Russian thistle and or sage, yes they do get blown around |
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I am that daft. I'm chuckling that even when I realised it was the word that was blocked, my first thought was that it was the spinning ball of fibre that was a no go rather than the mind altering substance. It's been a long week. |
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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago
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"I am that daft. I'm chuckling that even when I realised it was the word that was blocked, my first thought was that it was the spinning ball of fibre that was a no go rather than the mind altering substance. It's been a long week."
when they roll or tumble they lose their seeds, it's why there are so many everywhere
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"Beuno estente nocturnalistas 
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Hello my dear friend, how are you? "
Not bad old bean, back on the east coast after a stressful week in the concrete jungle with a full weekend of fun ahead.
How's things in Nero world? All good I hope |
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By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago
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"Beuno estente nocturnalistas
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Hello my dear friend, how are you?
Not bad old bean, back on the east coast after a stressful week in the concrete jungle with a full weekend of fun ahead.
How's things in Nero world? All good I hope "
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Well, I'm delighted to hear that: you've earned your weekend respite. Nero world is majestic at the moment. Busy but equally rewarding. |
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"Beuno estente nocturnalistas
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Hello my dear friend, how are you?
Not bad old bean, back on the east coast after a stressful week in the concrete jungle with a full weekend of fun ahead.
How's things in Nero world? All good I hope
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Well, I'm delighted to hear that: you've earned your weekend respite. Nero world is majestic at the moment. Busy but equally rewarding."
Don't forget the r&r factor too good Sir  |
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By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago
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"Beuno estente nocturnalistas
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Hello my dear friend, how are you?
Not bad old bean, back on the east coast after a stressful week in the concrete jungle with a full weekend of fun ahead.
How's things in Nero world? All good I hope
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Well, I'm delighted to hear that: you've earned your weekend respite. Nero world is majestic at the moment. Busy but equally rewarding.
Don't forget the r&r factor too good Sir "
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You're far too kind! |
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"It's the Mïdnïght Høur ØØ.ØØhrs..."
Oops. I have an early start so sleep well everyone. Instead of sweet dreams I wish you all erotic, heart-pounding dreams that linger and make you smile tomorrow.
J x |
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By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago
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"It's the Mïdnïght Høur ØØ.ØØhrs...
Oops. I have an early start so sleep well everyone. Instead of sweet dreams I wish you all erotic, heart-pounding dreams that linger and make you smile tomorrow.
J x"
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Good night, Julie! Sleep well, peaceful slumber, warm dreams. |
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"Hello Nerò,
Hello Nocturnal Friends.
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I'd pay for a geostationary ørbit with my favourite pocket rocket Sprockett²²! Good evening! 
Flatterer!!
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It's not flat; it's round!"
All the best things are.
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