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over a year ago
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"The outer Hebrides 
Fuck that too cold.
You would need to plug yourself into someone warm"
I'd need to fuck some random local who probably hasn't seen a stranger in 5 years and would eat me alive while looking like lady Shrek due to being ghosted by a sexy couple. It's not worth it. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Peru 
Hello darling 
It’s so good to see you back
Sorry guys but someone's trying to work here, can you take your tea party elsewhere?
You coming "
Do you want me to come?  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Guernsey!
Is that where you are actually based? Cause I would drive like, that extra 10 mins for you but Guernsey?
Saying that, I've been before 
No I’m nowhere near there "
Well I'm both offended but also would shag you. A feeling I'm used to having from women |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Guernsey!
Is that where you are actually based? Cause I would drive like, that extra 10 mins for you but Guernsey?
Saying that, I've been before
No I’m nowhere near there
Well I'm both offended but also would shag you. A feeling I'm used to having from women "
Is she hot? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Guernsey!
Is that where you are actually based? Cause I would drive like, that extra 10 mins for you but Guernsey?
Saying that, I've been before
No I’m nowhere near there
Well I'm both offended but also would shag you. A feeling I'm used to having from women
Is she hot?"
You ask that too much. Use your eyes and stop only going with my opinion. It's sappy. SAP |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Guernsey!
Is that where you are actually based? Cause I would drive like, that extra 10 mins for you but Guernsey?
Saying that, I've been before
No I’m nowhere near there
Well I'm both offended but also would shag you. A feeling I'm used to having from women
Is she hot?
You ask that too much. Use your eyes and stop only going with my opinion. It's sappy. SAP"
It was a closed question |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The outer Hebrides
Fuck that too cold.
You would need to plug yourself into someone warm
I'd need to fuck some random local who probably hasn't seen a stranger in 5 years and would eat me alive while looking like lady Shrek due to being ghosted by a sexy couple. It's not worth it."
Hey, We'd comb the bugs out of our hair first for a handsome stranger. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Please come to my swamp.
I used to fancy you but that latest video I just....I dunno man "
But trust me when I say that is actual better than my face so if you don't like me with that filter you deffo won't like me when you come to my swamp |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"The outer Hebrides
Fuck that too cold.
You would need to plug yourself into someone warm
I'd need to fuck some random local who probably hasn't seen a stranger in 5 years and would eat me alive while looking like lady Shrek due to being ghosted by a sexy couple. It's not worth it.
Hey, We'd comb the bugs out of our hair first for a handsome stranger."
You're from Oxford you GOOSE |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Please come to my swamp.
I used to fancy you but that latest video I just....I dunno man
But trust me when I say that is actual better than my face so if you don't like me with that filter you deffo won't like me when you come to my swamp"
I don't trust you lemon that's the problem |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Please come to my swamp.
I used to fancy you but that latest video I just....I dunno man
But trust me when I say that is actual better than my face so if you don't like me with that filter you deffo won't like me when you come to my swamp
I don't trust you lemon that's the problem"
I am not a trustworthy person I am a slug it is true I am an actual bug that is made into female form at night I turn into a slug and slither like a snake up the walls and I will eat your lettuce and pray you do not stand on me especially with bare feet I do want to upset anyone |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Please come to my swamp.
I used to fancy you but that latest video I just....I dunno man
But trust me when I say that is actual better than my face so if you don't like me with that filter you deffo won't like me when you come to my swamp
I don't trust you lemon that's the problem
I am not a trustworthy person I am a slug it is true I am an actual bug that is made into female form at night I turn into a slug and slither like a snake up the walls and I will eat your lettuce and pray you do not stand on me especially with bare feet I do want to upset anyone "
You can eat my lettuce |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm gonna do a UK tour later this year. Who's buying a ticket?
Put your town/city if you want me to hit YOUR spot
To the end of the land? "
A million fucking percent! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm too close to you for a pit stop... Hardly worth your while!
I'm just keeping you on your toes...
I'm always on my toes... I'm only 5 0"
I know, but I want you that height |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Bump I have no shame
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Have we met yet?  
No as much as you want to
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I'm not ashamed."
You shouldn't be. We should all be open here and just admit we want to fuck EVERYONE |
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