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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago
Chelmsford |
Not any old daffodil but bunches of Marks and Spencer daffodils for sale under the sign saying 'seasonal vegetables' Now they may look a bit like spring onions before they flower but there were 27 reports of daffodil poisoning last year and apparently it leads to excruciating pain. Marks simply got it wrong and it's all over the news. But what have you mistakenly eaten thinking it was something else |
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"Not any old daffodil but bunches of Marks and Spencer daffodils for sale under the sign saying 'seasonal vegetables' Now they may look a bit like spring onions before they flower but there were 27 reports of daffodil poisoning last year and apparently it leads to excruciating pain. Marks simply got it wrong and it's all over the news. But what have you mistakenly eaten thinking it was something else"
Perfumed wood chips... Pot pourri thinking they were vegetable crisps
Shaving cream tube thinking it was toothpaste tube |
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When I was a young man living at home with my mum, dad and dog, the poor dog had to have an operation.
To make him feel better my mum made him a pedigree chum pie and left it in the oven.
When I came home, starving as usual, looked in the oven saw this lovely pie and tucked in.
Delicious, she never told me for years later.
Don't believe me, get yourself a tin of chum.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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If you eat a daffodil believing it’s a spring vegetable then you deserve the stomach cramps. Thank you M and S for doing your part to cull the morons and making the world a better place for the rest of us. |
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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago
Gapping Fanny |
"Not any old daffodil but bunches of Marks and Spencer daffodils for sale under the sign saying 'seasonal vegetables' Now they may look a bit like spring onions before they flower but there were 27 reports of daffodil poisoning last year and apparently it leads to excruciating pain. Marks simply got it wrong and it's all over the news. But what have you mistakenly eaten thinking it was something else"
I ate her choccies thinking they were mine!  |
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It’s the world we all in Tom. Unless you explicitly state that xx may cause death and/or injury or some other negative experience, then you run the risk of being chastised.
“Don’t eat daffodils” (what kind of a world do we live in where you have to write that)? |
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