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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago
Wolverhampton |
...you've seen written in the dirt on the back of a vehicle?
I got passed by a truck this morning that had "Scottish Glasgow mafia" written on it. Not amazing, but very random when I'm 300 miles away from Glasgow. That mafia sure do get about.
How about you?  |
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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago
Gapping Fanny |
In the sand on a beach, not a dirty car, but still my favourite has to be “Amy eats Poo”!
Was even better as we were visiting with friends who have a daughter called Amy, so much merriment was had as I picked on an 8 year old all weekend!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I just draw crude penises "
I like to think of mine as more artistic. Get those pubes right, draw accurate veins, make the spunk look like they had the best orgasm of their life. Simple things really  |
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Back in the 80s had a sales guy who worked in my team who would never clean his car, it was getting to the stage where I was being pressured from above to put him in a disciplinary about it. I wrote in his bonnet in huge letters Sex Mobile thinking he would see it and wash it. He had to meet the general manager at a site one day and I told him repeatedly to wash the car before they met. The boss rang me at the office from a phone box, pre mobiles, saying where was he he was late? I made up excuses and hoped he had stopped to wash the car.
The phone went quiet and my boss said, I can see him coming towards me at 90miles an hour with the words sex mobile in big letters. He jumped out of the car and used his leather jacket to scrub it off. He was fired two weeks later. |
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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago
Wolverhampton |
"I just draw crude penises
I like to think of mine as more artistic. Get those pubes right, draw accurate veins, make the spunk look like they had the best orgasm of their life. Simple things really "
It's funny, I always think of your penis as being artistic  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I just draw crude penises
I like to think of mine as more artistic. Get those pubes right, draw accurate veins, make the spunk look like they had the best orgasm of their life. Simple things really
It's funny, I always think of your penis as being artistic "
It is, that's why I always trace around it |
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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago
Wolverhampton |
"I just draw crude penises
I like to think of mine as more artistic. Get those pubes right, draw accurate veins, make the spunk look like they had the best orgasm of their life. Simple things really
It's funny, I always think of your penis as being artistic
It is, that's why I always trace around it "
I hope your pencil is nice and fresh. It'd ruin the drawing to have to stop half way round to sharpen it  |
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"...you've seen written in the dirt on the back of a vehicle?
I got passed by a truck this morning that had "Scottish Glasgow mafia" written on it. Not amazing, but very random when I'm 300 miles away from Glasgow. That mafia sure do get about.
How about you? "
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