Gimme gimme gimme

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

A blowjob

By *ookie46Woman over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

Sorry Brucey

I abstain from blowjobs on a Wednesday

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Sorry Brucey

I abstain from blowjobs on a Wednesday "

I can wait til midnight?

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Where's the please?

By *ickshawedCouple over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Did you know my middle name is Dyson?

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sorry thought Lynda la hughes was hear

By *reyToTheFairiesWoman over a year ago

Carlisle usually

Use my throat like your least favourite wank sock Brucey