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What is the fastest way to calm a lady when she is angry
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"Offer her a seat. On your face.
It's a win win. You can't say anything wrong, she doesn't have to listen to you and an orgasm always helps. "
Meli has hit the nail on the head. Maybe offer a profound apology before the offer x |
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"Offer her a seat. On your face.
It's a win win. You can't say anything wrong, she doesn't have to listen to you and an orgasm always helps. "
Do you get angry often?  |
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"Offer her a seat. On your face.
It's a win win. You can't say anything wrong, she doesn't have to listen to you and an orgasm always helps. "
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Listen... actually listen.
Don't try to fix it if listening is all she wants.
Own it if you know you've stepped wrong.
But it's not always either/or, win/lose or right/wrong. Lots of opposing things can be right or true at the same time 
You'd be surprised how much healing of a rift can be done by physically connecting.
Pause the talk. Ask for a quiet sincere long hug. Then both gather your thoughts and discuss in stead of debate or argue.
That'll do for starters lol |
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Tried and tested method:
Trousers down.
Pants down.
Start off a winkie windmill.
Flap your arms like a chicken.
Make clucking noises.
And for the pièce de résistance,
Do laps around the room while continuing all the above.
This is guaranteed to quell any anger.
NB Do NOT do try this in Ikea. |
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Ah just listen to her and ride it out. Make sure she knows you're there for her and then leave her alone. I like when my partner reassures me but lets me have my moment.  |
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"Give her divorce papers....worked for me!
Works on Victors also
You know a woman called Victor?
I knew a real life Victor Meldrew"
"I don't believe it" |
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"Give her divorce papers....worked for me!
Works on Victors also
You know a woman called Victor?
I knew a real life Victor Meldrew
"I don't believe it" "
That's what he said, when I had him served... |
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"Give her divorce papers....worked for me!
Works on Victors also
You know a woman called Victor?
I knew a real life Victor Meldrew
"I don't believe it"
That's what he said, when I had him served..."
Boiled or fried? |
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"Give her divorce papers....worked for me!
Works on Victors also
You know a woman called Victor?
I knew a real life Victor Meldrew
"I don't believe it"
That's what he said, when I had him served...
Boiled or fried?"
Cold |
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