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Were medieval kings and queens all cross eyed.

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man  over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Or couldn’t people paint too dots in parallel.

When you look at ancient paintings stained glass windows coins etc the eyes always seem to be going astray.

I suppose it was useful for keeping an eye on your enemies.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

It’s the corsets. They’d make you go cross-eyed too!

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man  over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

I think I may have posted Fab’s most boring thread.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Finally! Someone had bravely addressed the elephant in the room!

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By *ad NannaWoman  over a year ago

East London

Unless you are looking someone straight on our eyes look Wonky.

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By *ad NannaWoman  over a year ago

East London


"I think I may have posted Fab’s most boring thread. "

Punishment is Victoria sponge cake shoved into your butt.

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man  over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Unless you are looking someone straight on our eyes look Wonky."

I know I have a slight cast in my eye, although I hope if I was a king and having my portrait done they could have done some early antiquity airbrushing.

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man  over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"I think I may have posted Fab’s most boring thread.

Punishment is Victoria sponge cake shoved into your butt."

That’s no punishment.

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By *ad NannaWoman  over a year ago

East London


"Unless you are looking someone straight on our eyes look Wonky.

I know I have a slight cast in my eye, although I hope if I was a king and having my portrait done they could have done some early antiquity airbrushing. "

Have a look at old Scooby Doo cartoons and take note of Daphne's eyes.

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By *ad NannaWoman  over a year ago

East London


"I think I may have posted Fab’s most boring thread.

Punishment is Victoria sponge cake shoved into your butt.

That’s no punishment."

It will be if I've made the cake.

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man  over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Unless you are looking someone straight on our eyes look Wonky.

I know I have a slight cast in my eye, although I hope if I was a king and having my portrait done they could have done some early antiquity airbrushing.

Have a look at old Scooby Doo cartoons and take note of Daphne's eyes."

I don’t look at her eyes

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By *etcplCouple  over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

This is a bit ableist isn’t it, mocking the afflicted?!?

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man  over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"This is a bit ableist isn’t it, mocking the afflicted?!?"

If you’re suggesting that questioning the ability of medieval portrait artists is mocking the afflicted, then guilty as charged.

If you’re suggesting that I’m mocking people with less than perfectly parallel pupils, then I refer you to the post when I refer to the cast in my own eye.

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By *lynJMan  over a year ago

Morden


"Unless you are looking someone straight on our eyes look Wonky."

We all look at Wonky?!

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By *oxesMan  over a year ago

Southend, Essex


"Or couldn’t people paint too dots in parallel.

When you look at ancient paintings stained glass windows coins etc the eyes always seem to be going astray.

I suppose it was useful for keeping an eye on your enemies. "

I just think it's the style of painting. But do remember that the Renaissance was really the first time people learnt to paint in perspective.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple  over a year ago

Leeds

No the one’s we served under.

The mr

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man  over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Or couldn’t people paint too dots in parallel.

When you look at ancient paintings stained glass windows coins etc the eyes always seem to be going astray.

I suppose it was useful for keeping an eye on your enemies.

I just think it's the style of painting. But do remember that the Renaissance was really the first time people learnt to paint in perspective."

Aha. Genuine knowledge.

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By *elix SightedMan  over a year ago

Cloud 8


"Or couldn’t people paint too dots in parallel.

When you look at ancient paintings stained glass windows coins etc the eyes always seem to be going astray.

I suppose it was useful for keeping an eye on your enemies. "

King Harold failed to keep a good eye on his enemies and ended up not being cross-eyed

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