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other one was closed from being full, so off we go again
tell another lie about the person above |
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over a year ago
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"other one was closed from being full, so off we go again
tell another lie about the person above"
Saying your ace on call of duty when your not but I am lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Is a clown  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Fills weekends by polishing their huge brass collection |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Fills weekends by polishing their huge brass collection "
Is a magician  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Enjoys regular meets  "
I do  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Is a virgin |
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By *eaboMan
over a year ago
marden |
knew his satnav was wrong. |
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By *xscotMan
over a year ago
Kingston |
has the most amazin eyes - has to hide them so the girls are not blinded by him viewing them |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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is a champion at tossing the caber |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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he wears dresses |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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would only ever have sex in a bed under a duvet |
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By *xscotMan
over a year ago
Kingston |
wanted to win the peeing competition so found a high cliff - then couldn't get down |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Supports man utd "
thats true |
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By *xscotMan
over a year ago
Kingston |
secretly wears a bra - buys them in victorias secrets |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Has a fetish for cotton wool |
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By *xscotMan
over a year ago
Kingston |
had an operation to install a glow bulb in het belly button |
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Is not a true Scotsman, wears y-fronts under his kilt |
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By *xscotMan
over a year ago
Kingston |
has invested in photoshop to ensure his photos bear no resemblance to his actual appearance |
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By *xscotMan
over a year ago
Kingston |
thinks being from middle England gives him superiority over us poor celtic cousins |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Has his kilt on back to front |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Her real name is Veronica |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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[Removed by poster at 06/01/13 14:12:02] |
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Grows carrots in a tiny wee allotment |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By *ohohoWoman
over a year ago
Up North |
Does not like oral sex |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Loves singing in the rain |
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By *ohohoWoman
over a year ago
Up North |
But I do like singing in the rain x |
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By *mileyBWoman
over a year ago
Northwood |
Yohoho is really a female pirate and her name is Jenny two bottoms. On her profile pic she is showing us her Weekday bottom and her weekend bottom is even more lovely.  |
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By *unknSoulCouple
over a year ago
dumfries-ish |
Has a donkey in the back garden and rides out on sunday afternoons |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Both have hairy bums "
is soooooo butt ugly |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Once rode a unicorn round Tesco! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Once rode a unicorn round Tesco!"
He is a Doctor |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Doesn't shop at c and a |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"[Removed by poster at 06/01/13 20:56:35]"
Didn't really remove his post... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"[Removed by poster at 06/01/13 20:56:35]"
Is a member of the royal family! |
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By *o-jCouple
over a year ago
Outskirts of Notts |
runs a pizza resturant for the mafia |
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"[Removed by poster at 06/01/13 20:56:35]
Is a member of the royal family!"
Is on her way here right now.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"[Removed by poster at 06/01/13 20:56:35]
Is a member of the royal family!
Is on her way here right now.."
Is really Mrs Doubtfire |
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By *o-jCouple
over a year ago
Outskirts of Notts |
drinks bromide tea everyday
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over a year ago
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"[Removed by poster at 06/01/13 20:56:35]
Is a member of the royal family!
Is on her way here right now.."
Knows where I'm going |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"drinks bromide tea everyday
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Flies helicopters for secret agents! |
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By *o-jCouple
over a year ago
Outskirts of Notts |
is in the passenger seat |
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"is in the passenger seat "
Won't mind me giving her bum a cheeky spank  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Holds the record for longest continuous bagpipe note |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"is in the passenger seat "
Can fart the Coronation street theme |
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By *o-jCouple
over a year ago
Outskirts of Notts |
Has taken up smoking and hard drinking to cure his obsession with hynosis |
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By *xscotMan
over a year ago
Kingston |
remembers Ena Sharples - is still infatuated with her
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Does not have a problem with the "P" key sticking on keyboard |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Has taken up smoking and hard drinking to cure his obsession with hynosis "
used a mannaquin for there avatar  |
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By *o-jCouple
over a year ago
Outskirts of Notts |
p'ed in his own keyboard |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Knows what hynosis is |
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By *xscotMan
over a year ago
Kingston |
is determined to try watersports - but wonders what to do with the skis
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"is determined to try watersports - but wonders what to do with the skis
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Is a tartan TV wannabe |
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By *xscotMan
over a year ago
Kingston |
likes to play with a sporran
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"likes to play with a sporran
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is in Benidorm next season |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"likes to play with a sporran
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has a haggis under his kilt |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By *xscotMan
over a year ago
Kingston |
prefers a vegetarian haggis |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"likes to play with a sporran
has a haggis under his kilt"
Has just fabbed my willy picture  ... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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has had sex 15 times since lunchtime |
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By *xscotMan
over a year ago
Kingston |
it was so small thought it was a clit |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Is actually the Dalai Lama |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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is called Mary at weekends |
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By *o-jCouple
over a year ago
Outskirts of Notts |
Both play rugby for Tonga |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Made a Blue Peter badge out of icing and called it Colin. |
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By *o-jCouple
over a year ago
Outskirts of Notts |
"Made a Blue Peter badge out of icing and called it Colin."
Only because you nicked my Jim'll fix it one .... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Drank so much Red Bull their wings grew wings... |
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"Drank so much Red Bull their wings grew wings..."
Wears a pink tutu and fairy wings on a daily basis x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Drank so much Red Bull their wings grew wings...
Wears a pink tutu and fairy wings on a daily basis x "
Is a tank driving instructor |
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Wants to be covered in chocolate spread and let me kick it off., |
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By *o-jCouple
over a year ago
Outskirts of Notts |
Sells choc spread for a living and is always trying to make a sale |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Lick!!!! Not kick xx "
No, I really want you to lick it off, this thread is supposed to be lies!... |
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By *o-jCouple
over a year ago
Outskirts of Notts |
Don't believe you |
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"Lick!!!! Not kick xx
No, I really want you to lick it off, this thread is supposed to be lies!..."
Well I'm ready and waiting with some Nutella and a spoon then |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Built my brick barbeque... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Lick!!!! Not kick xx
No, I really want you to lick it off, this thread is supposed to be lies!...
Well I'm ready and waiting with some Nutella and a spoon then "
Brb, just grabbing my car keys! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Sings in a choir |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sings in a choir "
Convinced John West is actually the pope |
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"Sings in a choir "
Wears socks with flip flops x |
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"Sings in a choir
Convinced John West is actually the pope"
Is dying to have a 3some with the 118 men!! X |
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Used to be called Gregor and throw the hammer for Lithuania |
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By *o-jCouple
over a year ago
Outskirts of Notts |
"Sings in a choir
Convinced John West is actually the pope
Is dying to have a 3some with the 118 men!! X"
Is trying to become a born again virgin |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Teaches bible studies at Sunday school. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Teaches bible studies at Sunday school."
Used to date Justin beiber |
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"Teaches bible studies at Sunday school."
Has had a better offer than the Nutella x |
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"Used to be called Gregor and throw the hammer for Lithuania"
Hahahha!! Brilliant x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Lives in a Bungalow |
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"Lives in a Bungalow "
Will come visit and see for herself... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Taught me how to make a Victoria sponge cake! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Lives under my bed  |
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"Taught me how to make a Victoria sponge cake!"
Threw the Victoria sponge cake at the postman... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Refills empty wine bottles with water and puts them on display in their "huge selection of wines" |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Wants to see my special friends test pic... |
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By *o-jCouple
over a year ago
Outskirts of Notts |
Is a very special person himself |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Is only allowed to write with blunt crayons |
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By *o-jCouple
over a year ago
Outskirts of Notts |
When SOMEBODY hasn't eaten them ... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When SOMEBODY hasn't eaten them ..."
Lol guilty as charged! |
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By *o-jCouple
over a year ago
Outskirts of Notts |
"When SOMEBODY hasn't eaten them ...
Lol guilty as charged!"
Can I have a green one please |
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Thinks chalk is a magical substance |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Has a ithdy on april fools day"
Is not having typo.issues this evening |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Has a aweful Avetar  |
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By *o-jCouple
over a year ago
Outskirts of Notts |
Spends her saturdays knitting wooly tights for dwarfs
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So pissed she cannot walk up the stairs |
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By *o-jCouple
over a year ago
Outskirts of Notts |
These are supposed to be lies .....lol |
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By *xpresMan
over a year ago
Elland |
Im a pro flasher i get paid by the inch |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Only has 2inch so always skint |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Looks nothing like Rab c Nesbit ! |
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By *azzaahhWoman
over a year ago
north wales / chester |
Had a horrible tattoo |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Has the smallest tits ever |
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Has a crop circle on his shoulder |
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Founder member of the Seal Spotting For Beginners Social Society |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Can communicate with dolphins |
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Farts like a wheezy seal with asthma |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Is Robocop. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Likes posting videos of the cat playing the piano on YouTube |
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By *azzaahhWoman
over a year ago
north wales / chester |
Love's the sunshine |
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By *xscotMan
over a year ago
Kingston |
was turned down by weightwatchers as she is too slim |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Invented tomato ketchup |
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"Invented tomato ketchup"
Is the love child of Susan Boyle and Ron Jeremy!! X |
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Eats kippers every morning apart from Sunday when he treats himself to a grilled sardine |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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His hat was worn by Indiana Jones ! |
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"His hat was worn by Indiana Jones !"
Wearing a bit thin now that one 
Walks with a pronounced limp on a Monday morning |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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He likes to insert peanut butter into his orafices |
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She likes to eat peanut butter from my holes lol |
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Is a reserve on dancing on ice |
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Rejoices in building his own Lego lighthouses |
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Has tattoo of a RAM on his chest |
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By *xscotMan
over a year ago
Kingston |
made a mistake with his messages cause he thought RAM was computer memory |
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Arrested for killing haggis.!!!!! They endangered species |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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loves to wear kippers in womens knickers |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Farts in public and blames kids |
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Used to play in a band called the police |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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has the largest cock ive ever seen |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Will only eat Turkish Delight whilst rubbing his testicles with a smoked kipper |
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By *xscotMan
over a year ago
Kingston |
secret diary is published every day - most people call it the Daily Mail |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Won the gold medal in 1848 for custard snorkelling in the three hundred yard dash |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Won the gold medal in 1848 for custard snorkelling in the three hundred yard dash "
loves clothes |
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By *xscotMan
over a year ago
Kingston |
when going to a meet normally swap clothes rather than partners |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"when going to a meet normally swap clothes rather than partners "
erm true
ask anyone on the cannock socisls |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Was reported to the RSPCA by the Samoan women's Ernie Wise appreciation society for having and unlicensed and violent raspberry jellie without a leash or name tag . |
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By *xscotMan
over a year ago
Kingston |
carries Erics paper bag to try and impress people with their sophistication |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Will never sell any ice cream going at that speed |
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By *xscotMan
over a year ago
Kingston |
Always tells his wife he prefers the raspberry ripple - especailly at that time of the month -lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Got his picture in the local newspaper when he got caught in the blast of an Second World War Yorkshire pudding that went off by accident . |
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By *xscotMan
over a year ago
Kingston |
goes to nudist beaches and is sent away because the do not want the tone lowered
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By *andS4funCouple
over a year ago
Lancashire |
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By *andS4funCouple
over a year ago
Lancashire |
Drinks Tizer & Iron Brew whilst on the job singing Danny Boy in Russian wearing a bearskin hat ( only) |
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By *xscotMan
over a year ago
Kingston |
"Drinks Tizer & Iron Brew whilst on the job singing Danny Boy in Russian wearing a bearskin hat ( only)"
that is so true |
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Openly encourages miniature poodles to sniff up his Kilt |
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By *xscotMan
over a year ago
Kingston |
drives an old Fiat Panda - with fancy decals on it to try an make believe it is a Ferrari |
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has an imaginary pet haggis who he takes everywhere with him |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Had his smile Permanantly transfixed with surgery |
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