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over a year ago
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I did a floater in my ex fwb’s loo.
He was living with three roommates at that time. Didn’t know I used the toilet before leaving.
He texted me a few hours later to complain that of his roommate is a disgusting fucker. I played along. |
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Our first profile over a decade ago... both fairly nervous..a couple wanted to cam to verify etc...picture the scene...I, Nilly had finished a 14.5 hour shift, got home, bathed, in pj's ready to cam when neither of us wanted to but understood why...
So cameras up and things were bit different then, so we're typing away messages back n two...
Firstly we notice they didn't look quite as good as their profile so I m side whispering things to Willy like..
Why is he wearing a hat?
Why is she eating?
What is she eating?
She's definitely bigger in real life and so on...then...
Up comes the text in conversation...
We can hear you.....
Oh my, never ever have we shut a laptop so quickly...
Probably why we never cam now  |
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"Our first profile over a decade ago... both fairly nervous..a couple wanted to cam to verify etc...picture the scene...I, Nilly had finished a 14.5 hour shift, got home, bathed, in pj's ready to cam when neither of us wanted to but understood why...
So cameras up and things were bit different then, so we're typing away messages back n two...
Firstly we notice they didn't look quite as good as their profile so I m side whispering things to Willy like..
Why is he wearing a hat?
Why is she eating?
What is she eating?
She's definitely bigger in real life and so on...then...
Up comes the text in conversation...
We can hear you.....
Oh my, never ever have we shut a laptop so quickly...
Probably why we never cam now "
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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago
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I am a walking disaster area. I had a hotel meet and was showering when I slipped in the walk-in shower. Feet went from under me cartoon banana skin style and I landed on my arse and banged the back of my head. Pick myself up, seeing stars, reaching for a towel. Slipped again on the wet marble floor in the bathroom, feet go from under me in the opposite direction and bang my forehead on the toilet. I'm lying there splayed naked on the floor with mild concussion and with egg sized lumps forming on the front and back of my head. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I did a floater in my ex fwb’s loo.
He was living with three roommates at that time. Didn’t know I used the toilet before leaving.
He texted me a few hours later to complain that of his roommate is a disgusting fucker. I played along. "
Probably knew it was you |
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"I am a walking disaster area. I had a hotel meet and was showering when I slipped in the walk-in shower. Feet went from under me cartoon banana skin style and I landed on my arse and banged the back of my head. Pick myself up, seeing stars, reaching for a towel. Slipped again on the wet marble floor in the bathroom, feet go from under me in the opposite direction and bang my forehead on the toilet. I'm lying there splayed naked on the floor with mild concussion and with egg sized lumps forming on the front and back of my head. "
Was there a second meet?  |
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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago
Wherever I lay my hat |
"I am a walking disaster area. I had a hotel meet and was showering when I slipped in the walk-in shower. Feet went from under me cartoon banana skin style and I landed on my arse and banged the back of my head. Pick myself up, seeing stars, reaching for a towel. Slipped again on the wet marble floor in the bathroom, feet go from under me in the opposite direction and bang my forehead on the toilet. I'm lying there splayed naked on the floor with mild concussion and with egg sized lumps forming on the front and back of my head.
Was there a second meet? "
That was the second meet. First time around we were waiting for each other at different hotels! I could fill this thread up single handedly |
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By *TG3Man
over a year ago
Dorchester |
"I am a walking disaster area. I had a hotel meet and was showering when I slipped in the walk-in shower. Feet went from under me cartoon banana skin style and I landed on my arse and banged the back of my head. Pick myself up, seeing stars, reaching for a towel. Slipped again on the wet marble floor in the bathroom, feet go from under me in the opposite direction and bang my forehead on the toilet. I'm lying there splayed naked on the floor with mild concussion and with egg sized lumps forming on the front and back of my head. "
lol
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I am a walking disaster area. I had a hotel meet and was showering when I slipped in the walk-in shower. Feet went from under me cartoon banana skin style and I landed on my arse and banged the back of my head. Pick myself up, seeing stars, reaching for a towel. Slipped again on the wet marble floor in the bathroom, feet go from under me in the opposite direction and bang my forehead on the toilet. I'm lying there splayed naked on the floor with mild concussion and with egg sized lumps forming on the front and back of my head. "
Now the question is, "what did he do?" was a he a gentleman and helped sort you out, or did he grumble and complain that his evening was ruined and what a waste of a good hotel? (er, the second course of action may have been if the shower was before you had got up to anything!) |
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By *aptain VMan
over a year ago
Birstall, Leicester |
"I did a floater in my ex fwb’s loo.
He was living with three roommates at that time. Didn’t know I used the toilet before leaving.
He texted me a few hours later to complain that of his roommate is a disgusting fucker. I played along. "
Lol ur disgusting  |
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By *ip2Man
over a year ago
Near Maidenhead |
In the garden at the old Ab Fabs on a weekend afternoon...
I saw a plane taking off and then it dipped a wing in our direction.
It was obvious that both pilots were craning their necks to see if they could spot some nudies.
I wonder if they announced the sight to see to the passengers on the left side of the plane.
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"I am a walking disaster area. I had a hotel meet and was showering when I slipped in the walk-in shower. Feet went from under me cartoon banana skin style and I landed on my arse and banged the back of my head. Pick myself up, seeing stars, reaching for a towel. Slipped again on the wet marble floor in the bathroom, feet go from under me in the opposite direction and bang my forehead on the toilet. I'm lying there splayed naked on the floor with mild concussion and with egg sized lumps forming on the front and back of my head.
Was there a second meet?
That was the second meet. First time around we were waiting for each other at different hotels! I could fill this thread up single handedly "
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"Much earlier in my fab life I was fucking on a bed at a sex party in Manchester at which two complete chavs which were complete strangers to each other and us were exchanging awkward small talk about their respective upcoming Christmas celebrations and striking a drug deal over the top of us  not been to that party again since 
Did you score  "
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