Few yrs ago got rather d*unk got a cab home (to the wrong house) key wouldn't fit the door. A guy came to the door asked what I was doin. I thought how thick what does it look like. He then explained wasn't my house and he was callin the police. I then realised it had different curtains and said tootle pip wobbled down the rd. Police woman stopped me asked if I was lost I said yes. Asked where I lived I replied wouldn't be lost if I knew. She got me home but she was crackin up all the way. 2 weeks later I moved was worried I would be a gran with an asbo lol |
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By *ub bbwWoman
over a year ago
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probably electrocute me ex with an iron. I didnt do it deliberately but had been moaning at him for weeks the iron was dodgy and the cable frayed but mr tight wasnt replacing it. I refused to iron his shirts so he did one morning and there was an almighty bang girly squeal and a thud. I went in to the front room to find him sat on the floor iron burning carpet and his crying telling me id rigged it and tried to kill him. Between the giggles from me at his being such a baby i sorted him out to find no marks on his hand or feet and when i picked up the iron off the floor i got a static charge off it nothing big so he was being a wuss. It was funny tho that he was sat in the corner crying over something so little. We laughed about it later kinda wish now i had rigged it he would have known about it only joking |
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Had a race with my mate around Norton Canes greyhound track once and ended up with a bigger crowd than the band that we were supposed to be watching (Radio Moscow, featuring the guitarist out of Diamond Head and the drummer from The Wildhearts, trivia fans !  ) |
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"Had a race with my mate around Norton Canes greyhound track once and ended up with a bigger crowd than the band that we were supposed to be watching (Radio Moscow, featuring the guitarist out of Diamond Head and the drummer from The Wildhearts, trivia fans ! )"
I also came home from the pub once, very late and very pissed when I still living with my parents. I very helpfully gave some visitors, who were just leaving our neighbours, a hand to jumpstart their old Morris Minor Traveller Van.
Turns out, they weren't visitors, they were burglars and I'd helped them get away ! |
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