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"Not the TV remote? How are you supposed to take dick pics now?! " To be fair he has offered to substitute his trunk for the TV control, but somehow it doesn’t have the same effect. | |||
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"I’ll say one thing for him though… he never forgets a birthday " True but he eats all the cake. | |||
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"Not the TV remote? How are you supposed to take dick pics now?! To be fair he has offered to substitute his trunk for the TV control, but somehow it doesn’t have the same effect. " Is that an elephant's trunk or are you just pleased to see me? A | |||
"Sucks like a dyson though ..." I hear some Dyson products blow now too | |||
"Sucks like a dyson though ... I hear some Dyson products blow now too" They’ve always blown… and been too expensive | |||
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"Sucks like a dyson though ... I hear some Dyson products blow now too They’ve always blown… and been too expensive " The only thing he hoovers up are peanuts and the gallons of fanny batter that Angela Legsakimbo dribbles on the leather settee. | |||
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"Where you’re going wrong is you have no peanuts. Steve’s will do anything for peanuts. Best way to train them. If you ever get a Gary though you need Brazil nuts. The mr " I appreciate the advice. Dry roasted or salted? | |||
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