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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago
Chelmsford |
Residents of a village in Somerset which is mostly famous for it's love of cider are fed up with otter attacks and one resident has installed electric fences to stop these top predators from taking his prizes koi carp. He has lost literally thousands of pounds to these fish killers. As well as electric fences he has installed motion detection lights and statues of stork birds to deter the otters.
Is rewilding at fault here?
What's going on here guys. It's all over the news |
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By *.T.Man
over a year ago
Belfast |
we've encroached on their turf with our buildings etc. We have done more damage to ecosystems than nature has. Rewilding helps to restore that balance. If someone chooses to have an expensive imported fish as a pet and has them scoffed by a hungry otter, he needs to choose his hobbies with more care.
Free the otters! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Is rewilding at fault here?
What's going on here guys. It's all over the news"
No because they are and always have been indigenous species.
Unlike Koi. Which are related to sharks, and we all know Tom's feelings on sharks. |
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Is rewilding at fault here?
What's going on here guys. It's all over the news
No because they are and always have been indigenous species.
Unlike Koi. Which are related to sharks, and we all know Tom's feelings on sharks."
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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago
Gapping Fanny |
"It's Simple really:
Predator locates food source.
Predator finds way of getting food source
Predator eats food source "
Predator gets killed by some bloke covered in mud with a pointy stick! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It's Simple really:
Predator locates food source.
Predator finds way of getting food source
Predator eats food source
Predator gets killed by some bloke covered in mud with a pointy stick! "
Then they film Predator II |
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
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Is rewilding at fault here?
What's going on here guys. It's all over the news
No because they are and always have been indigenous species.
Unlike Koi. Which are related to sharks, and we all know Tom's feelings on sharks."
Maybe the owner should attach lasers to his Koi....... 
Koi with lasers would defo be a match for any otter.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Is rewilding at fault here?
What's going on here guys. It's all over the news
No because they are and always have been indigenous species.
Unlike Koi. Which are related to sharks, and we all know Tom's feelings on sharks.
Maybe the owner should attach lasers to his Koi.......
Koi with lasers would defo be a match for any otter.
A"
Arms race though.
Otters would then evolve anti laser armour plates and probably call in air strikes |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Is rewilding at fault here?
What's going on here guys. It's all over the news
No because they are and always have been indigenous species.
Unlike Koi. Which are related to sharks, and we all know Tom's feelings on sharks.
Maybe the owner should attach lasers to his Koi.......
Koi with lasers would defo be a match for any otter.
A
Arms race though.
Otters would then evolve anti laser armour plates and probably call in air strikes"
The Northern Garden Treaty Organisation would refuse to support a no fly zone, and the otters would annexe the summer house |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Is rewilding at fault here?
What's going on here guys. It's all over the news
No because they are and always have been indigenous species.
Unlike Koi. Which are related to sharks, and we all know Tom's feelings on sharks.
Maybe the owner should attach lasers to his Koi.......
Koi with lasers would defo be a match for any otter.
A
Arms race though.
Otters would then evolve anti laser armour plates and probably call in air strikes
The Northern Garden Treaty Organisation would refuse to support a no fly zone, and the otters would annexe the summer house"
The badgers would tacitly support the otters and send spy balloons over neighbour's water feature!
It's got carnage written all over it |
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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago
Chelmsford |
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Is rewilding at fault here?
What's going on here guys. It's all over the news
No because they are and always have been indigenous species.
Unlike Koi. Which are related to sharks, and we all know Tom's feelings on sharks."
Koi are not related to sharks surely. ? |
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By *.T.Man
over a year ago
Belfast |
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Is rewilding at fault here?
What's going on here guys. It's all over the news
No because they are and always have been indigenous species.
Unlike Koi. Which are related to sharks, and we all know Tom's feelings on sharks.
Maybe the owner should attach lasers to his Koi.......
Koi with lasers would defo be a match for any otter.
A
Arms race though.
Otters would then evolve anti laser armour plates and probably call in air strikes
The Northern Garden Treaty Organisation would refuse to support a no fly zone, and the otters would annexe the summer house
The badgers would tacitly support the otters and send spy balloons over neighbour's water feature!
It's got carnage written all over it"
The elite Mercenary Mink would no doubt be called upon to conduct raids with plausible deniability from the Otter Government.
The only chance the Koi have is to enter an alliance with snapping turtles as heavy infantry to defend the perimeter. The Koi had attempted to establish protection by eagles, but eagles are happy to snack on otters or Koi. |
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"Residents of a village in Somerset which is mostly famous for it's love of cider are fed up with otter attacks and one resident has installed electric fences to stop these top predators from taking his prizes koi carp. He has lost literally thousands of pounds to these fish killers. As well as electric fences he has installed motion detection lights and statues of stork birds to deter the otters.
Is rewilding at fault here?
What's going on here guys. It's all over the news"
wouldn't it be easier to wire up the pond the koi carp are in  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Residents of a village in Somerset which is mostly famous for it's love of cider are fed up with otter attacks and one resident has installed electric fences to stop these top predators from taking his prizes koi carp. He has lost literally thousands of pounds to these fish killers. As well as electric fences he has installed motion detection lights and statues of stork birds to deter the otters.
Is rewilding at fault here?
What's going on here guys. It's all over the newswouldn't it be easier to wire up the pond the koi carp are in "
Ottery wire cutters? |
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"Residents of a village in Somerset which is mostly famous for it's love of cider are fed up with otter attacks and one resident has installed electric fences to stop these top predators from taking his prizes koi carp. He has lost literally thousands of pounds to these fish killers. As well as electric fences he has installed motion detection lights and statues of stork birds to deter the otters.
Is rewilding at fault here?
What's going on here guys. It's all over the newswouldn't it be easier to wire up the pond the koi carp are in
Ottery wire cutters?"
omg the otters have wire cutters now well thats progress..... It had to come eventually  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Residents of a village in Somerset which is mostly famous for it's love of cider are fed up with otter attacks and one resident has installed electric fences to stop these top predators from taking his prizes koi carp. He has lost literally thousands of pounds to these fish killers. As well as electric fences he has installed motion detection lights and statues of stork birds to deter the otters.
Is rewilding at fault here?
What's going on here guys. It's all over the newswouldn't it be easier to wire up the pond the koi carp are in
Ottery wire cutters?omg the otters have wire cutters now well thats progress..... It had to come eventually "
Transposeable thumbs next ... then world domination |
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Is rewilding at fault here?
What's going on here guys. It's all over the news
No because they are and always have been indigenous species.
Unlike Koi. Which are related to sharks, and we all know Tom's feelings on sharks."
We've done the right thing with these animals being reintroduced. I'm looking forward to more species following suit. |
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"Residents of a village in Somerset which is mostly famous for it's love of cider are fed up with otter attacks and one resident has installed electric fences to stop these top predators from taking his prizes koi carp. He has lost literally thousands of pounds to these fish killers. As well as electric fences he has installed motion detection lights and statues of stork birds to deter the otters.
Is rewilding at fault here?
What's going on here guys. It's all over the newswouldn't it be easier to wire up the pond the koi carp are in
Ottery wire cutters?omg the otters have wire cutters now well thats progress..... It had to come eventually
Transposeable thumbs next ... then world domination"
omg imagine being ruled by otters....... The otter-man revolution |
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"Residents of a village in Somerset which is mostly famous for it's love of cider are fed up with otter attacks and one resident has installed electric fences to stop these top predators from taking his prizes koi carp. He has lost literally thousands of pounds to these fish killers. As well as electric fences he has installed motion detection lights and statues of stork birds to deter the otters.
Is rewilding at fault here?
What's going on here guys. It's all over the news"
What the fuck is going on here ? People can't imprison a fish to use as an ornament without some fucking mammal acting like they are there to steal. Otterocious goings on !! |
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"Residents of a village in Somerset which is mostly famous for it's love of cider are fed up with otter attacks and one resident has installed electric fences to stop these top predators from taking his prizes koi carp. He has lost literally thousands of pounds to these fish killers. As well as electric fences he has installed motion detection lights and statues of stork birds to deter the otters.
Is rewilding at fault here?
What's going on here guys. It's all over the newswouldn't it be easier to wire up the pond the koi carp are in
Ottery wire cutters?omg the otters have wire cutters now well thats progress..... It had to come eventually
Transposeable thumbs next ... then world dominationomg imagine being ruled by otters....... The otter-man revolution "
Stick a blanket in it! |
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"Residents of a village in Somerset which is mostly famous for it's love of cider are fed up with otter attacks and one resident has installed electric fences to stop these top predators from taking his prizes koi carp. He has lost literally thousands of pounds to these fish killers. As well as electric fences he has installed motion detection lights and statues of stork birds to deter the otters.
Is rewilding at fault here?
What's going on here guys. It's all over the newswouldn't it be easier to wire up the pond the koi carp are in
Ottery wire cutters?omg the otters have wire cutters now well thats progress..... It had to come eventually
Transposeable thumbs next ... then world dominationomg imagine being ruled by otters....... The otter-man revolution
Stick a blanket in it!"
why are you cold..... Temperature has dropped hasn't it |
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"Residents of a village in Somerset which is mostly famous for it's love of cider are fed up with otter attacks and one resident has installed electric fences to stop these top predators from taking his prizes koi carp. He has lost literally thousands of pounds to these fish killers. As well as electric fences he has installed motion detection lights and statues of stork birds to deter the otters.
Is rewilding at fault here?
What's going on here guys. It's all over the newswouldn't it be easier to wire up the pond the koi carp are in
Ottery wire cutters?omg the otters have wire cutters now well thats progress..... It had to come eventually
Transposeable thumbs next ... then world dominationomg imagine being ruled by otters....... The otter-man revolution
Stick a blanket in it!why are you cold..... Temperature has dropped hasn't it "
Cold doesn't cut it ......... One of my hands is daed... guess which one?
I meant your otterman ...... stoopid |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Is rewilding at fault here?
What's going on here guys. It's all over the news
No because they are and always have been indigenous species.
Unlike Koi. Which are related to sharks, and we all know Tom's feelings on sharks."
Koi fish are related to the common carp |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The otters would never catch a motor pike and side carp
This answer certainly wasn't wasted on me. Answer of a Share genius. "
To be fair, it was a strong post |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Peoples are all for rewilding until a wolf eats you for breaky on the way home from the pub "
No-one reminded otters ... they have always been here.
Tom is getting confused with beavers |
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By *lynJMan
over a year ago
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"Residents of a village in Somerset which is mostly famous for it's love of cider are fed up with otter attacks and one resident has installed electric fences to stop these top predators from taking his prizes koi carp. He has lost literally thousands of pounds to these fish killers. As well as electric fences he has installed motion detection lights and statues of stork birds to deter the otters.
Is rewilding at fault here?
What's going on here guys. It's all over the newswouldn't it be easier to wire up the pond the koi carp are in
Ottery wire cutters?omg the otters have wire cutters now well thats progress..... It had to come eventually
Transposeable thumbs next ... then world dominationomg imagine being ruled by otters....... The otter-man revolution "
Leading to a new Otter-man empire |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Residents of a village in Somerset which is mostly famous for it's love of cider are fed up with otter attacks and one resident has installed electric fences to stop these top predators from taking his prizes koi carp. He has lost literally thousands of pounds to these fish killers. As well as electric fences he has installed motion detection lights and statues of stork birds to deter the otters.
Is rewilding at fault here?
What's going on here guys. It's all over the newswouldn't it be easier to wire up the pond the koi carp are in
Ottery wire cutters?omg the otters have wire cutters now well thats progress..... It had to come eventually
Transposeable thumbs next ... then world dominationomg imagine being ruled by otters....... The otter-man revolution
Leading to a new Otter-man empire "
Classic |
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"Residents of a village in Somerset which is mostly famous for it's love of cider are fed up with otter attacks and one resident has installed electric fences to stop these top predators from taking his prizes koi carp. He has lost literally thousands of pounds to these fish killers. As well as electric fences he has installed motion detection lights and statues of stork birds to deter the otters.
Is rewilding at fault here?
What's going on here guys. It's all over the newswouldn't it be easier to wire up the pond the koi carp are in
Ottery wire cutters?omg the otters have wire cutters now well thats progress..... It had to come eventually
Transposeable thumbs next ... then world dominationomg imagine being ruled by otters....... The otter-man revolution
Stick a blanket in it!why are you cold..... Temperature has dropped hasn't it
Cold doesn't cut it ......... One of my hands is daed... guess which one?
I meant your otterman ...... stoopid "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Surely a householder can defend his land and property even if they are fish. "
Nah imported, invasive, glitterfish are not protected species. Unlike native British wild mammals. Touch them and you are going down, chummy. |
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