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By *riar Belisse OP Woman over a year ago

Bliss

Who has nicked my Mojo....

Please return it in a unsoiled condition

How's your Mojo

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By *ittleMissCaliWoman over a year ago

all loved up

"Who has nicked my Mojo....

Please return it in a unsoiled condition

How's your Mojo

"
mines like a switch. On and off .. currently off x

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By *ld StrumpetWoman over a year ago

Telford

Yup my get up and go has got up and gone lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Yup my get up and go has got up and gone lol"

Think mines been buried

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It's there just waiting for a hot penis to bring it out of its shell again.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Missing action. Hope all our mojos return and everyone is OK

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By *ormerWelshcouple2020Man over a year ago

Stourbridge

It’s a genuine issue, fatigue and stress are the usual thieves ,along with the total feeling of worthlessness that a solo swinging old man has!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Its probably gone on a jaunt with mine, shall we make posters?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mines recently returned after a long absence. I'll ask her if she's seen yours

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By *iddlesticksMan over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

I’ve sent mine to look for yours and give it a jolly good pep talk.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mine dissapeared a while ago, but the sex drive remains super high!

Doesn't make for a great combination that!

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By *ntimacyUnlimitedMan over a year ago

wakefield

Did I ever have any? Not at all convinced...

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man over a year ago

BRIDPORT

Just to piss everyone off, my mojo is jumping of the walls, totally banging this morning.

Been a good day so far and prospects are good for the remainder.

Don’t you just hate people like me

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Pfffft.

I can't even spell 'mowjoe'.

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By *ollyTallMan over a year ago

North Shields

"Who has nicked my Mojo....

Please return it in a unsoiled condition

How's your Mojo

Not seen my mojo for a very long time and I am too busy looking for my marbles!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Pfffft.

I can't even spell 'mowjoe'.

Mines back! Yaaay!

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple over a year ago

Leeds

"Who has nicked my Mojo....

Please return it in a unsoiled condition

How's your Mojo

I think whoever has taken yours has taken mine too - mojo status - none!

Mrs

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By *rtyIanMan over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

Zero mojo

Zero interest

Zero cares

Zero fucks given

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By *es_salopesCouple over a year ago

Hampshire

Think I saw Dr Evil running off with it!

We have plenty, happy to share

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By *odgerMooreMan over a year ago

Up Your Frock!

"Pfffft.

I can't even spell 'mowjoe'.

Forgot the silent ‘F’

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan over a year ago

Gloucestershire

Mine comes & goes an awful lot.

I usually just sit down, drink tea & eat cake & eventually it returns.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Who has nicked my Mojo....

Please return it in a unsoiled condition

How's your Mojo

Not good at the moment

Still bit tender pain horrific

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS over a year ago

Stockport

Mojo... Is that like a Curly Whirly? Or is it one of those penny sweets made from licorice? Either way, not seen one for ages.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I found it, I found it, but it says 'by hand only' on it.....

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By *aitonelMan over a year ago

Liverpool

It was me, but somebody seems to have nabbed it from me and taken mine with it too

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By *etcplCouple over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

"Zero mojo

Zero interest

Zero cares

Zero fucks given "

It could be worse!

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By *rtyIanMan over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

"Zero mojo

Zero interest

Zero cares

Zero fucks given

It could be worse!

Oh totally it could

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By *riar Belisse OP Woman over a year ago

Bliss

"Think I saw Dr Evil running off with it!

We have plenty, happy to share"

It's always Dr Evil

Can I have a 40 ft containers worth perlease... that should cover us all them for a non pity party

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Who has nicked my Mojo....

Please return it in a unsoiled condition

How's your Mojo

And I know that it's true I can tell by the look in your eyes

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I found one on a park bench. Not sure if it was yours but I've traded it for a tomato and a cucumber..

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By *ellhungvweMan over a year ago

Cheltenham

My mojo is bubbling over - I think I might have everyone else’s as well

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My mojo is bubbling over - I think I might have everyone else’s as well

Mojo thief!

I'm calling the police

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By *agerMorganMan over a year ago

Canvey Island

*hagrid voice* sorry bout that!

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By *jc65Man over a year ago

gillingham

Mines off permanently I think

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By *ackformore100Man over a year ago

Tin town

"My mojo is bubbling over - I think I might have everyone else’s as well

Careful you don't spill any

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By *ellhungvweMan over a year ago

Cheltenham

"My mojo is bubbling over - I think I might have everyone else’s as well

Careful you don't spill any"

It’s positively splashing every where at the moment. All welcome to come get some.

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By *ribsaMan over a year ago

A box at end of your bed

Looking like all are mojos have run out on us, maybe are mojos are off having fun without us.

Mine must be having a fantastic time as its been missing for months now.

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By *riar Belisse OP Woman over a year ago

Bliss

"My mojo is bubbling over - I think I might have everyone else’s as well

Please return it by the weekend

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By *ellhungvweMan over a year ago

Cheltenham

"My mojo is bubbling over - I think I might have everyone else’s as well

Please return it by the weekend

Always happy to top you up!

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By *elix SightedMan over a year ago

Cloud 8

I didn’t lose mine, it flounced off with a big ole tantrum and won’t come back.

I’m trying to find ways of tempting it out of hiding but it doesn’t seem interested yet.

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By *ustincider888Man over a year ago

Preston Ish

I don't have anyone's mojo and I accidentally reversed over mine and destroyed it.

I am willing to borrow another if somebody wants to lend me theirs for a day or two

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By *atnip make me purrWoman over a year ago

Reading

My mojo has left the building

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By *ig_eric_tionMan over a year ago

IPSWICH

My mojo is actually fully functioning. All dressed up and nowhere to go.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan over a year ago

Glasgow / London

I got my mojo working.

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By *eyond PurityCouple over a year ago

Lincolnshire

It was too cold for our mojo until the weekend and then it was too hot

Mojo fully returned with scorch marks

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By *TG3Man over a year ago

Dorchester

Me..... I've got it sorry borrowed it for a few weeks

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Who has nicked my Mojo....

Please return it in a unsoiled condition

How's your Mojo

Not me. I mess with nobody’s mojo.

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By *r_PinkMan over a year ago

london stratford

"Who has nicked my Mojo....

Please return it in a unsoiled condition

How's your Mojo

P aint nicked nuffing Guv.

When the nasty fucca gives it back. let me know and I will knoch him out

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