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"I wanna put my tongue so far up your ass so I can taste the shit men have put you through xx " • You're F¹rst!!!!  | |||
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"I wanna put my tongue so far up your ass so I can taste the shit men have put you through xx " ^^ romance is still alive and kicking! | |||
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"I wanna put my tongue so far up your ass so I can taste the shit men have put you through xx ^^ romance is still alive and kicking!" • Good evening TessÃ! Long have the days and weeks endured since your last throw of the Nocturnal dice! | |||
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"Hello Noctural Friends. " • Hello my most resplendent Pocket-sized Ròckét!  | |||
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"Good evening all Good evening Silkstress, did you get up to anything exciting today? Hello there, I had a lovely afternoon with an old friend. How have you been? Hope your weekend is going wonderfully. It is pdg so far ! I scored lots of crafting equipment today for free which is super exciting I also tried... and FAILED.... to teach myself to crochet.. I started on the beginners drinks coaster... Had to skip the coaster and go straight to the drinks " Ooh a round thing is a hard place to start I think. Get the hang of a nice long chain first. Then do a few backwards and forwards rows getting used to the different stitches. Then a granny square. That said, my daughter wasn't massively impressed with my crochet teaching skills and learned from Bella Coco on YouTube." My mum tried to teach me, but she is a leftie and I'm a rightie | |||
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"Goodnight my Fab friends. Off to bed, alas alone, but girding my loins for my Quest tomorrow. Enjoy the rest of the night" • Peaceful slumber, my dear friend.  | |||
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"I wanna put my tongue so far up your ass so I can taste the shit men have put you through xx " Too right, Mr F&B. | |||
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"Good evening brother Nero and midnight.... I've had a busy day travelling around London and looking forward to a day of rest on Sunday .. I hope you will announce the midnight hour midnight..... "• Good evening Brôther Åsh † I hope -midnight- will indeed announce the midnight hour. I think she's gone to the galley to make a warm cup of Øvaltine™. | |||
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"There once was a woman called Sprockett, Who put strands of her hair in a locket. She gave it to Nero, Her personal hero, So he bears it with pride, in his pocket." • Our resident minstrel has finally blossomed like a neglected flower in the wall garden. | |||
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"I wanna put my tongue so far up your ass so I can taste the shit men have put you through xx Too right, Mr F&B. " • Shush you! 
Just because you've got a new home with a resident maid and butler....  | |||
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"Sleepily in for seconds "• Sloppy ²nds, KC²? | |||
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"I wanna put my tongue so far up your ass so I can taste the shit men have put you through xx ^^ romance is still alive and kicking!" | |||
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"Hello Noctural Friends. " Sprockett | |||
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"Good evening to Piscean Dream — I missed him on the previous thread! "I've given up on the previous thread  | |||
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"Goodnight my Fab friends. Off to bed, alas alone, but girding my loins for my Quest tomorrow. Enjoy the rest of the night" Have fun! | |||
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"I wanna put my tongue so far up your ass so I can taste the shit men have put you through xx ^^ romance is still alive and kicking! • Good evening TessÃ! Long have the days and weeks endured since your last throw of the Nocturnal dice!" Goid Evening Nero, yes, silly me, thought I had a shot at something real outside the Hotel California. Thankfully they kept my room vacant  | |||
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"I do love a second round, for those returning from the local. It reminds me of the days when I had a social life." • Are you no longer a member of The Grouçho Çlub? | |||
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"Good evening to Piscean Dream — I missed him on the previous thread! "Good evening buddy and everyone else | |||
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"Hello Noctural Friends. Sprockett" Midnight
Waves wildly | |||
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"Good evening to Piscean Dream — I missed him on the previous thread!
I've given up on the previous thread "• That's ok. I haven't given up on you though. | |||
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"Good evening brother Nero and midnight.... I've had a busy day travelling around London and looking forward to a day of rest on Sunday .. I hope you will announce the midnight hour midnight..... "
Good evening Ash & lorna.... You are our 42nd posters and you win a packet of jaffa cakes
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"Good evening brother Nero and midnight.... I've had a busy day travelling around London and looking forward to a day of rest on Sunday .. I hope you will announce the midnight hour midnight.....
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Good evening Brôther Åsh †
I hope -midnight- will indeed announce the midnight hour. I think she's gone to the galley to make a warm cup of Øvaltine™. "I had to have a lie down  | |||
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"I do love a second round, for those returning from the local. It reminds me of the days when I had a social life. • Are you no longer a member of The Grouçho Çlub? "I left in disgust when they stopped blackballing me. | |||
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"Sleepily in for seconds
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Sloppy ²nds, KC²?"Not yet | |||
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"Sleepily in for seconds
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Sloppy ²nds, KC²?"Beat me to it | |||
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"I do love a second round, for those returning from the local. It reminds me of the days when I had a social life." We all love seconds | |||
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"I wanna put my tongue so far up your ass so I can taste the shit men have put you through xx ^^ romance is still alive and kicking! • Good evening TessÃ! Long have the days and weeks endured since your last throw of the Nocturnal dice! Goid Evening Nero, yes, silly me, thought I had a shot at something real outside the Hotel California. Thankfully they kept my room vacant "• And, prey tell oh fåir maiden, do you still go Dutch or have you resorted to the gentleman's privilege? | |||
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"Hello Noctural Friends. Sprockett Midnight
Waves wildly " I've been drafted in to help the A team | |||
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"Good evening to Piscean Dream — I missed him on the previous thread!
I've given up on the previous thread
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That's ok. I haven't given up on you though. " | |||
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"Good evening to Piscean Dream — I missed him on the previous thread!
Good evening buddy and everyone else "• Thanks for popping by the Nocturnal Thread. We have a leather banquette just for you, stitched in green silken thread by the Connolly Brothers™. | |||
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"Good evening to Piscean Dream — I missed him on the previous thread!
Good evening buddy and everyone else
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Thanks for popping by the Nocturnal Thread. We have a leather banquette just for you, stitched in green silken thread by the Connolly Brothers™."That's very thoughtful of you, is midnight going to feed me grapes and stuff? | |||
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"Good evening brother Nero and midnight.... I've had a busy day travelling around London and looking forward to a day of rest on Sunday .. I hope you will announce the midnight hour midnight.....
Good evening Ash & lorna.... You are our 42nd posters and you win a packet of jaffa cakes
I have my eye on the big hand "Thank you...I will open the jaffa cakes when you announce midnight's midnight hour .... | |||
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"I do love a second round, for those returning from the local. It reminds me of the days when I had a social life. • Are you no longer a member of The Grouçho Çlub?
I left in disgust when they stopped blackballing me. "• I fear your carte blanche will be MístyPèaks and LíttlèBírd on each arm and then you will glide through those hallowed walls with ease and no hindrance. | |||
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"Evening all! Popping in late with a cuppa before bed. How are the fora today? Mrs TMN x" Utterly exhausted from all the fingering | |||
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"Good evening to Piscean Dream — I missed him on the previous thread!
Good evening buddy and everyone else
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Thanks for popping by the Nocturnal Thread. We have a leather banquette just for you, stitched in green silken thread by the Connolly Brothers™.
That's very thoughtful of you, is midnight going to feed me grapes and stuff? "I have grapes available. Just saying | |||
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"Good evening to Piscean Dream — I missed him on the previous thread!
Good evening buddy and everyone else
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Thanks for popping by the Nocturnal Thread. We have a leather banquette just for you, stitched in green silken thread by the Connolly Brothers™.
That's very thoughtful of you, is midnight going to feed me grapes and stuff? " | |||
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"Good evening brother Nero and midnight.... I've had a busy day travelling around London and looking forward to a day of rest on Sunday .. I hope you will announce the midnight hour midnight.....
Good evening Ash & lorna.... You are our 42nd posters and you win a packet of jaffa cakes
I have my eye on the big hand
Thank you...I will open the jaffa cakes when you announce midnight's midnight hour .... "Omg... the pressure | |||
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"I do love a second round, for those returning from the local. It reminds me of the days when I had a social life. • Are you no longer a member of The Grouçho Çlub?
I left in disgust when they stopped blackballing me.
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I fear your carte blanche will be MístyPèaks and LíttlèBírd on each arm and then you will glide through those hallowed walls with ease and no hindrance."That is a delightful image. I had no idea they were members. | |||
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"Evening all! Popping in late with a cuppa before bed. How are the fora today? Mrs TMN x Utterly exhausted from all the fingering "Goodness! What a predicament. You'd better lie down here whilst I fan you with palm leaves x | |||
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"Good evening to Piscean Dream — I missed him on the previous thread!
Good evening buddy and everyone else
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Thanks for popping by the Nocturnal Thread. We have a leather banquette just for you, stitched in green silken thread by the Connolly Brothers™.
That's very thoughtful of you, is midnight going to feed me grapes and stuff?
I have grapes available.
Just saying "Tart | |||
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"Good evening to Piscean Dream — I missed him on the previous thread!
Good evening buddy and everyone else
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Thanks for popping by the Nocturnal Thread. We have a leather banquette just for you, stitched in green silken thread by the Connolly Brothers™.
That's very thoughtful of you, is midnight going to feed me grapes and stuff?
I have grapes available.
Just saying "I'm happy to indulge | |||
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"Evening all! Popping in late with a cuppa before bed. How are the fora today? Mrs TMN x Utterly exhausted from all the fingering
Goodness! What a predicament. You'd better lie down here whilst I fan you with palm leaves x"Oh my | |||
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"Good evening to Piscean Dream — I missed him on the previous thread!
Good evening buddy and everyone else
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Thanks for popping by the Nocturnal Thread. We have a leather banquette just for you, stitched in green silken thread by the Connolly Brothers™.
That's very thoughtful of you, is midnight going to feed me grapes and stuff?
I have grapes available.
Just saying
Tart "She's a warm one | |||
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"Hello Noctural Friends. Sprockett Midnight
Waves wildly
I've been drafted in to help the A team "• And you, dear lady, are doing a sterling job! X | |||
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"Good evening to Piscean Dream — I missed him on the previous thread!
Good evening buddy and everyone else
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Thanks for popping by the Nocturnal Thread. We have a leather banquette just for you, stitched in green silken thread by the Connolly Brothers™.
That's very thoughtful of you, is midnight going to feed me grapes and stuff?
I have grapes available.
Just saying
I'm happy to indulge "Red or green? I can fan Midnight with one hand and fed you grapes with the other. | |||
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"I wanna put my tongue so far up your ass so I can taste the shit men have put you through xx ^^ romance is still alive and kicking! • Good evening TessÃ! Long have the days and weeks endured since your last throw of the Nocturnal dice! Goid Evening Nero, yes, silly me, thought I had a shot at something real outside the Hotel California. Thankfully they kept my room vacant
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And, prey tell oh fåir maiden, do you still go Dutch or have you resorted to the gentleman's privilege? "I never kiss and tell! | |||
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"Good evening to Piscean Dream — I missed him on the previous thread!
Good evening buddy and everyone else
•
Thanks for popping by the Nocturnal Thread. We have a leather banquette just for you, stitched in green silken thread by the Connolly Brothers™.
That's very thoughtful of you, is midnight going to feed me grapes and stuff? "• I think she will be up for that, attired in the finest toga dress, feeding you grapes and •snuff• (bring your own Rizla™). | |||
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"Good evening to Piscean Dream — I missed him on the previous thread!
Good evening buddy and everyone else
•
Thanks for popping by the Nocturnal Thread. We have a leather banquette just for you, stitched in green silken thread by the Connolly Brothers™.
That's very thoughtful of you, is midnight going to feed me grapes and stuff?
I have grapes available.
Just saying
I'm happy to indulge
Red or green? I can fan Midnight with one hand and fed you grapes with the other. "Let her sweat, she doesn't want to treat me 
I'll have either please, as long as they're seedless and not too big or too small, I'm not fussy really | |||
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"Good evening to Piscean Dream — I missed him on the previous thread!
Good evening buddy and everyone else
•
Thanks for popping by the Nocturnal Thread. We have a leather banquette just for you, stitched in green silken thread by the Connolly Brothers™.
That's very thoughtful of you, is midnight going to feed me grapes and stuff?
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I think she will be up for that, attired in the finest toga dress, feeding you grapes and •snuff• (bring your own Rizla™). " | |||
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"Evening all" Evening the man who owns the best mirror ever | |||
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"Good evening to Piscean Dream — I missed him on the previous thread!
Good evening buddy and everyone else
•
Thanks for popping by the Nocturnal Thread. We have a leather banquette just for you, stitched in green silken thread by the Connolly Brothers™.
That's very thoughtful of you, is midnight going to feed me grapes and stuff?
I have grapes available.
Just saying
I'm happy to indulge
Red or green? I can fan Midnight with one hand and fed you grapes with the other.
Let her sweat, she doesn't want to treat me
I'll have either please, as long as they're seedless and not too big or too small, I'm not fussy really "We bought THE biggest grapes we've ever seen today. They're huge! Green ones from Sainsbury's...... | |||
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"Good evening to Piscean Dream — I missed him on the previous thread!
Good evening buddy and everyone else
•
Thanks for popping by the Nocturnal Thread. We have a leather banquette just for you, stitched in green silken thread by the Connolly Brothers™.
That's very thoughtful of you, is midnight going to feed me grapes and stuff?
I have grapes available.
Just saying
Tart
She's a warm one "Like a warm apple pie | |||
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"Good evening to Piscean Dream — I missed him on the previous thread!
Good evening buddy and everyone else
•
Thanks for popping by the Nocturnal Thread. We have a leather banquette just for you, stitched in green silken thread by the Connolly Brothers™.
That's very thoughtful of you, is midnight going to feed me grapes and stuff?
I have grapes available.
Just saying
I'm happy to indulge
Red or green? I can fan Midnight with one hand and fed you grapes with the other.
Let her sweat, she doesn't want to treat me
I'll have either please, as long as they're seedless and not too big or too small, I'm not fussy really " You don't ask for much, do you? Only the Goldilocks of grapes! | |||
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"Hello Noctural Friends. Sprockett Midnight
Waves wildly
I've been drafted in to help the A team
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And you, dear lady, are doing a sterling job! X" | |||
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"Good evening to Piscean Dream — I missed him on the previous thread!
Good evening buddy and everyone else
•
Thanks for popping by the Nocturnal Thread. We have a leather banquette just for you, stitched in green silken thread by the Connolly Brothers™.
That's very thoughtful of you, is midnight going to feed me grapes and stuff?
I have grapes available.
Just saying
I'm happy to indulge
Red or green? I can fan Midnight with one hand and fed you grapes with the other. "Offtt love a multi tasker! | |||
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"Good evening to Piscean Dream — I missed him on the previous thread!
Good evening buddy and everyone else
•
Thanks for popping by the Nocturnal Thread. We have a leather banquette just for you, stitched in green silken thread by the Connolly Brothers™.
That's very thoughtful of you, is midnight going to feed me grapes and stuff?
I have grapes available.
Just saying
I'm happy to indulge
Red or green? I can fan Midnight with one hand and fed you grapes with the other.
Let her sweat, she doesn't want to treat me
I'll have either please, as long as they're seedless and not too big or too small, I'm not fussy really
We bought THE biggest grapes we've ever seen today. They're huge! Green ones from Sainsbury's......"How big were they? | |||
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"Good evening to Piscean Dream — I missed him on the previous thread!
Good evening buddy and everyone else
•
Thanks for popping by the Nocturnal Thread. We have a leather banquette just for you, stitched in green silken thread by the Connolly Brothers™.
That's very thoughtful of you, is midnight going to feed me grapes and stuff?
I have grapes available.
Just saying
I'm happy to indulge
Red or green? I can fan Midnight with one hand and fed you grapes with the other.
Let her sweat, she doesn't want to treat me
I'll have either please, as long as they're seedless and not too big or too small, I'm not fussy really "Oiii! | |||
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"Good evening to Piscean Dream — I missed him on the previous thread!
Good evening buddy and everyone else
•
Thanks for popping by the Nocturnal Thread. We have a leather banquette just for you, stitched in green silken thread by the Connolly Brothers™.
That's very thoughtful of you, is midnight going to feed me grapes and stuff?
I have grapes available.
Just saying
Tart
She's a warm one
Like a warm apple pie "A little less sticky than that | |||
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"Evening all! Popping in late with a cuppa before bed. How are the fora today? Mrs TMN x" • Mrs TMN, only you could pull off such an air of grace with that Green Beeny Hat. Oh, and welcome to the Nøcturnal! I have a ballotin of fine chocolates as your reward. | |||
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"Good evening to Piscean Dream — I missed him on the previous thread!
Good evening buddy and everyone else
•
Thanks for popping by the Nocturnal Thread. We have a leather banquette just for you, stitched in green silken thread by the Connolly Brothers™.
That's very thoughtful of you, is midnight going to feed me grapes and stuff?
I have grapes available.
Just saying
I'm happy to indulge
Red or green? I can fan Midnight with one hand and fed you grapes with the other.
Let her sweat, she doesn't want to treat me
I'll have either please, as long as they're seedless and not too big or too small, I'm not fussy really
We bought THE biggest grapes we've ever seen today. They're huge! Green ones from Sainsbury's......"On my cookery course we made roasted grapes!! They were out of this world | |||
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"Good evening to Piscean Dream — I missed him on the previous thread!
Good evening buddy and everyone else
•
Thanks for popping by the Nocturnal Thread. We have a leather banquette just for you, stitched in green silken thread by the Connolly Brothers™.
That's very thoughtful of you, is midnight going to feed me grapes and stuff?
I have grapes available.
Just saying
I'm happy to indulge
Red or green? I can fan Midnight with one hand and fed you grapes with the other.
Let her sweat, she doesn't want to treat me
I'll have either please, as long as they're seedless and not too big or too small, I'm not fussy really
You don't ask for much, do you? Only the Goldilocks of grapes! "Hey I don't get fed grapes often, I'm trying to make the most of it | |||
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"Good evening to Piscean Dream — I missed him on the previous thread!
Good evening buddy and everyone else
•
Thanks for popping by the Nocturnal Thread. We have a leather banquette just for you, stitched in green silken thread by the Connolly Brothers™.
That's very thoughtful of you, is midnight going to feed me grapes and stuff?
I have grapes available.
Just saying
I'm happy to indulge
Red or green? I can fan Midnight with one hand and fed you grapes with the other.
Let her sweat, she doesn't want to treat me
I'll have either please, as long as they're seedless and not too big or too small, I'm not fussy really
You don't ask for much, do you? Only the Goldilocks of grapes! "Just concentrate on fanning me | |||
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"Evening all! Popping in late with a cuppa before bed. How are the fora today? Mrs TMN x • Mrs TMN, only you could pull off such an air of grace with that Green Beeny Hat. Oh, and welcome to the Nøcturnal! I have a ballotin of fine chocolates as your reward." Splendid! Chocolate always makes my clothes fall off. It's a problem in Spar | |||
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"First! "
Oooo you get the hob nobs that we found down the back of the sofa | |||
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"Good evening to Piscean Dream — I missed him on the previous thread!
Good evening buddy and everyone else
•
Thanks for popping by the Nocturnal Thread. We have a leather banquette just for you, stitched in green silken thread by the Connolly Brothers™.
That's very thoughtful of you, is midnight going to feed me grapes and stuff?
I have grapes available.
Just saying
I'm happy to indulge
Red or green? I can fan Midnight with one hand and fed you grapes with the other.
Let her sweat, she doesn't want to treat me
I'll have either please, as long as they're seedless and not too big or too small, I'm not fussy really
Oiii! "I'll let you borrow my fan | |||
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"Good evening to Piscean Dream — I missed him on the previous thread!
Good evening buddy and everyone else
•
Thanks for popping by the Nocturnal Thread. We have a leather banquette just for you, stitched in green silken thread by the Connolly Brothers™.
That's very thoughtful of you, is midnight going to feed me grapes and stuff?
I have grapes available.
Just saying
I'm happy to indulge
Red or green? I can fan Midnight with one hand and fed you grapes with the other.
Let her sweat, she doesn't want to treat me
I'll have either please, as long as they're seedless and not too big or too small, I'm not fussy really
You don't ask for much, do you? Only the Goldilocks of grapes!
Hey I don't get fed grapes often, I'm trying to make the most of it "Lie back and open wide, then... | |||
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"I suspect that -midnight- is going to copyright © and trademark ™ midnight's Mïdnïght Høur! "I'm poised | |||
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"First!
Oooo you get the hob nobs that we found down the back of the sofa "Do I collect them from you or do you deliver? | |||
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"Good evening to Piscean Dream — I missed him on the previous thread!
Good evening buddy and everyone else
•
Thanks for popping by the Nocturnal Thread. We have a leather banquette just for you, stitched in green silken thread by the Connolly Brothers™.
That's very thoughtful of you, is midnight going to feed me grapes and stuff?
I have grapes available.
Just saying
I'm happy to indulge
Red or green? I can fan Midnight with one hand and fed you grapes with the other.
Let her sweat, she doesn't want to treat me
I'll have either please, as long as they're seedless and not too big or too small, I'm not fussy really
You don't ask for much, do you? Only the Goldilocks of grapes!
Just concentrate on fanning me "Don't worry, I've got it covered. I'm an excellent multitasker. | |||
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"Good evening to Piscean Dream — I missed him on the previous thread!
Good evening buddy and everyone else
•
Thanks for popping by the Nocturnal Thread. We have a leather banquette just for you, stitched in green silken thread by the Connolly Brothers™.
That's very thoughtful of you, is midnight going to feed me grapes and stuff?
I have grapes available.
Just saying
I'm happy to indulge
Red or green? I can fan Midnight with one hand and fed you grapes with the other.
Let her sweat, she doesn't want to treat me
I'll have either please, as long as they're seedless and not too big or too small, I'm not fussy really
We bought THE biggest grapes we've ever seen today. They're huge! Green ones from Sainsbury's......
On my cookery course we made roasted grapes!! They were out of this world "Rocket grapes? | |||
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"Evening all! Popping in late with a cuppa before bed. How are the fora today? Mrs TMN x • Mrs TMN, only you could pull off such an air of grace with that Green Beeny Hat. Oh, and welcome to the Nøcturnal! I have a ballotin of fine chocolates as your reward. Splendid! Chocolate always makes my clothes fall off. It's a problem in Spar "• Splendid! I'll take you to Fortnum & Mason; your whimsical clothe-dropping act should be done with a touch of class!  | |||
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"Good evening to Piscean Dream — I missed him on the previous thread!
Good evening buddy and everyone else
•
Thanks for popping by the Nocturnal Thread. We have a leather banquette just for you, stitched in green silken thread by the Connolly Brothers™.
That's very thoughtful of you, is midnight going to feed me grapes and stuff?
I have grapes available.
Just saying
I'm happy to indulge
Red or green? I can fan Midnight with one hand and fed you grapes with the other.
Let her sweat, she doesn't want to treat me
I'll have either please, as long as they're seedless and not too big or too small, I'm not fussy really
You don't ask for much, do you? Only the Goldilocks of grapes!
Hey I don't get fed grapes often, I'm trying to make the most of it
Lie back and open wide, then... "Ok but you do the same after  | |||
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"Hello Noctural Friends. Sprockett Midnight
Waves wildly
I've been drafted in to help the A team "Team Anal ? | |||
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"First!
Oooo you get the hob nobs that we found down the back of the sofa
Do I collect them from you or do you deliver? "I've teleported then... Slide your hand down the crack | |||
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"Hello Noctural Friends. Sprockett Midnight
Waves wildly
I've been drafted in to help the A team
Team Anal ?
"Oh my gosh.. I won't lie, that gave me a little thrill | |||
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"I do love a second round, for those returning from the local. It reminds me of the days when I had a social life. • Are you no longer a member of The Grouçho Çlub?
I left in disgust when they stopped blackballing me.
•
I fear your carte blanche will be MístyPèaks and LíttlèBírd on each arm and then you will glide through those hallowed walls with ease and no hindrance.
That is a delightful image. I had no idea they were members."• They keep such secrets close to their bosoms. | |||
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"Team Anal ? "Aha. I see I’ve arrived just in time for the classy part of the evening. | |||
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"Evening all! Popping in late with a cuppa before bed. How are the fora today? Mrs TMN x • Mrs TMN, only you could pull off such an air of grace with that Green Beeny Hat. Oh, and welcome to the Nøcturnal! I have a ballotin of fine chocolates as your reward. Splendid! Chocolate always makes my clothes fall off. It's a problem in Spar
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Splendid! I'll take you to Fortnum & Mason; your whimsical clothe-dropping act should be done with a touch of class! "Deal. | |||
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"I wanna put my tongue so far up your ass so I can taste the shit men have put you through xx ^^ romance is still alive and kicking! • Good evening TessÃ! Long have the days and weeks endured since your last throw of the Nocturnal dice! Goid Evening Nero, yes, silly me, thought I had a shot at something real outside the Hotel California. Thankfully they kept my room vacant
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And, prey tell oh fåir maiden, do you still go Dutch or have you resorted to the gentleman's privilege?
I never kiss and tell!"• She's free-loading again! | |||
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"Good evening to Piscean Dream — I missed him on the previous thread!
Good evening buddy and everyone else
•
Thanks for popping by the Nocturnal Thread. We have a leather banquette just for you, stitched in green silken thread by the Connolly Brothers™.
That's very thoughtful of you, is midnight going to feed me grapes and stuff?
I have grapes available.
Just saying
I'm happy to indulge
Red or green? I can fan Midnight with one hand and fed you grapes with the other.
Let her sweat, she doesn't want to treat me
I'll have either please, as long as they're seedless and not too big or too small, I'm not fussy really
You don't ask for much, do you? Only the Goldilocks of grapes!
Hey I don't get fed grapes often, I'm trying to make the most of it
Lie back and open wide, then...
Ok but you do the same after "Seems only fair | |||
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"Evening all" • Desi_maverick! Welcome to Noc'! | |||
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"Hello Noctural Friends. Sprockett Midnight
Waves wildly
I've been drafted in to help the A team
Team Anal ?
"I'm up for being on the attacking side | |||
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"Good evening to Piscean Dream — I missed him on the previous thread!
Good evening buddy and everyone else
•
Thanks for popping by the Nocturnal Thread. We have a leather banquette just for you, stitched in green silken thread by the Connolly Brothers™.
That's very thoughtful of you, is midnight going to feed me grapes and stuff?
I have grapes available.
Just saying
I'm happy to indulge
Red or green? I can fan Midnight with one hand and fed you grapes with the other.
Let her sweat, she doesn't want to treat me
I'll have either please, as long as they're seedless and not too big or too small, I'm not fussy really
We bought THE biggest grapes we've ever seen today. They're huge! Green ones from Sainsbury's......
How big were they? "Big enough to be Christmas baubles! They're kinda tear drop shaped but enormous. Too big for you, I'd say | |||
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"First! " • You're always ¹st in our hearts, Sprouty! | |||
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"Hello Noctural Friends. Sprockett Midnight
Waves wildly
I've been drafted in to help the A team
Team Anal ?
"• | |||
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"Good evening to Piscean Dream — I missed him on the previous thread!
Good evening buddy and everyone else
•
Thanks for popping by the Nocturnal Thread. We have a leather banquette just for you, stitched in green silken thread by the Connolly Brothers™.
That's very thoughtful of you, is midnight going to feed me grapes and stuff?
I have grapes available.
Just saying
I'm happy to indulge
Red or green? I can fan Midnight with one hand and fed you grapes with the other.
Let her sweat, she doesn't want to treat me
I'll have either please, as long as they're seedless and not too big or too small, I'm not fussy really
We bought THE biggest grapes we've ever seen today. They're huge! Green ones from Sainsbury's......
On my cookery course we made roasted grapes!! They were out of this world "Do they not turn to mush? | |||
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"Oh here we are... It's the midnight hour, brought to you by the one and only °*.¸.·• Midnight™ *•.¸¸.·°` " | |||
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"Oh here we are... It's the midnight hour, brought to you by the one and only °*.¸.·• Midnight™ *•.¸¸.·°` "• Bravø!!! Take a bow and do a curtsy! | |||
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"What a productive evening. I've almost finished the book I've been reading, practiced some.. Ahem.. Positions for a club visit next weekend and even snapped a couple of photos
F"• Good evening! | |||
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"Oh here we are... " And *there* you are. Perfect. | |||
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"Good evening to Piscean Dream — I missed him on the previous thread!
Good evening buddy and everyone else
•
Thanks for popping by the Nocturnal Thread. We have a leather banquette just for you, stitched in green silken thread by the Connolly Brothers™.
That's very thoughtful of you, is midnight going to feed me grapes and stuff?
I have grapes available.
Just saying
I'm happy to indulge
Red or green? I can fan Midnight with one hand and fed you grapes with the other.
Let her sweat, she doesn't want to treat me
I'll have either please, as long as they're seedless and not too big or too small, I'm not fussy really
We bought THE biggest grapes we've ever seen today. They're huge! Green ones from Sainsbury's......
How big were they?
Big enough to be Christmas baubles! They're kinda tear drop shaped but enormous. Too big for you, I'd say "They don't sound like grapes | |||
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"Oh here we are... It's the midnight hour, brought to you by the one and only °*.¸.·• Midnight™ *•.¸¸.·°` "Happy midnight hour midnight!... | |||
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"Good evening to Piscean Dream — I missed him on the previous thread!
Good evening buddy and everyone else
•
Thanks for popping by the Nocturnal Thread. We have a leather banquette just for you, stitched in green silken thread by the Connolly Brothers™.
That's very thoughtful of you, is midnight going to feed me grapes and stuff?
I have grapes available.
Just saying
I'm happy to indulge
Red or green? I can fan Midnight with one hand and fed you grapes with the other.
Let her sweat, she doesn't want to treat me
I'll have either please, as long as they're seedless and not too big or too small, I'm not fussy really
We bought THE biggest grapes we've ever seen today. They're huge! Green ones from Sainsbury's......
How big were they?
Big enough to be Christmas baubles! They're kinda tear drop shaped but enormous. Too big for you, I'd say "• In essence what they're really asking is: would it fit into a sphincter?  | |||
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"Oh here we are... It's the midnight hour, brought to you by the one and only °*.¸.·• Midnight™ *•.¸¸.·°` "Pure narcissism, and I approve whole-heartedly. You have a Mirour of Princes, chére Minuit. | |||
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"What a productive evening. I've almost finished the book I've been reading, practiced some.. Ahem.. Positions for a club visit next weekend and even snapped a couple of photos
F
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Good evening!"Good evening young gentleman. It has been a while! How are you keeping? Any holibobs planned? I heard The Lake District is a great place to get away from city life
F | |||
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"Good evening to Piscean Dream — I missed him on the previous thread!
Good evening buddy and everyone else
•
Thanks for popping by the Nocturnal Thread. We have a leather banquette just for you, stitched in green silken thread by the Connolly Brothers™.
That's very thoughtful of you, is midnight going to feed me grapes and stuff?
I have grapes available.
Just saying
I'm happy to indulge
Red or green? I can fan Midnight with one hand and fed you grapes with the other.
Let her sweat, she doesn't want to treat me
I'll have either please, as long as they're seedless and not too big or too small, I'm not fussy really
We bought THE biggest grapes we've ever seen today. They're huge! Green ones from Sainsbury's......
On my cookery course we made roasted grapes!! They were out of this world
Do they not turn to mush?"One of the best things I've ever put in my mouth.. Sweet, juicy, squidgy.. Just delicious... A bit like melted jelly bears | |||
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"Good evening to Piscean Dream — I missed him on the previous thread!
Good evening buddy and everyone else
•
Thanks for popping by the Nocturnal Thread. We have a leather banquette just for you, stitched in green silken thread by the Connolly Brothers™.
That's very thoughtful of you, is midnight going to feed me grapes and stuff?
I have grapes available.
Just saying
I'm happy to indulge
Red or green? I can fan Midnight with one hand and fed you grapes with the other.
Let her sweat, she doesn't want to treat me
I'll have either please, as long as they're seedless and not too big or too small, I'm not fussy really
We bought THE biggest grapes we've ever seen today. They're huge! Green ones from Sainsbury's......
How big were they?
Big enough to be Christmas baubles! They're kinda tear drop shaped but enormous. Too big for you, I'd say
•
In essence what they're really asking is: would it fit into a sphincter? " | |||
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"Oh here we are... And *there* you are. Perfect." • Good evening RTG! Ånd here •you• are! | |||
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"Good evening to Piscean Dream — I missed him on the previous thread!
Good evening buddy and everyone else
•
Thanks for popping by the Nocturnal Thread. We have a leather banquette just for you, stitched in green silken thread by the Connolly Brothers™.
That's very thoughtful of you, is midnight going to feed me grapes and stuff?
I have grapes available.
Just saying
I'm happy to indulge
Red or green? I can fan Midnight with one hand and fed you grapes with the other.
Let her sweat, she doesn't want to treat me
I'll have either please, as long as they're seedless and not too big or too small, I'm not fussy really
We bought THE biggest grapes we've ever seen today. They're huge! Green ones from Sainsbury's......
How big were they?
Big enough to be Christmas baubles! They're kinda tear drop shaped but enormous. Too big for you, I'd say
They don't sound like grapes "I'll take a pic tomorrow and send. Honestly, they're bizarrely large for grapes | |||
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"Good evening to Piscean Dream — I missed him on the previous thread!
Good evening buddy and everyone else
•
Thanks for popping by the Nocturnal Thread. We have a leather banquette just for you, stitched in green silken thread by the Connolly Brothers™.
That's very thoughtful of you, is midnight going to feed me grapes and stuff?
I have grapes available.
Just saying
I'm happy to indulge
Red or green? I can fan Midnight with one hand and fed you grapes with the other.
Let her sweat, she doesn't want to treat me
I'll have either please, as long as they're seedless and not too big or too small, I'm not fussy really
We bought THE biggest grapes we've ever seen today. They're huge! Green ones from Sainsbury's......
On my cookery course we made roasted grapes!! They were out of this world
Do they not turn to mush?
One of the best things I've ever put in my mouth.. Sweet, juicy, squidgy.. Just delicious... A bit like melted jelly bears "Oooooooooooooooo  | |||
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"Good evening to Piscean Dream — I missed him on the previous thread!
Good evening buddy and everyone else
•
Thanks for popping by the Nocturnal Thread. We have a leather banquette just for you, stitched in green silken thread by the Connolly Brothers™.
That's very thoughtful of you, is midnight going to feed me grapes and stuff?
I have grapes available.
Just saying
I'm happy to indulge
Red or green? I can fan Midnight with one hand and fed you grapes with the other.
Let her sweat, she doesn't want to treat me
I'll have either please, as long as they're seedless and not too big or too small, I'm not fussy really
We bought THE biggest grapes we've ever seen today. They're huge! Green ones from Sainsbury's......
On my cookery course we made roasted grapes!! They were out of this world
Do they not turn to mush?
One of the best things I've ever put in my mouth.. Sweet, juicy, squidgy.. Just delicious... A bit like melted jelly bears "• Said the nun to the Vicår † | |||
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"Oh here we are... It's the midnight hour, brought to you by the one and only °*.¸.·• Midnight™ *•.¸¸.·°`
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I feel so special | |||
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"Oh here we are... It's the midnight hour, brought to you by the one and only °*.¸.·• Midnight™ *•.¸¸.·°`
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Bravø!!! Take a bow and do a curtsy! "I'd like to thank my family.... | |||
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"Oh here we are... And *there* you are. Perfect." | |||
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"Oh here we are... It's the midnight hour, brought to you by the one and only °*.¸.·• Midnight™ *•.¸¸.·°`
Happy midnight hour midnight!... "Why thank you.. My first midnight hour | |||
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"Hello Noctural Friends. Sprockett Midnight
Waves wildly
I've been drafted in to help the A team
Team Anal ?
I'm up for being on the attacking side "You don't fancy being a wide receiver? | |||
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"Good evening RTG! Ånd here •you• are!" Temporarily, old chap. But present nonetheless. | |||
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"Hello Noctural Friends. Sprockett Midnight
Waves wildly
I've been drafted in to help the A team
Team Anal ?
I'm up for being on the attacking side
You don't fancy being a wide receiver? "He does secretly | |||
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"Oh here we are... It's the midnight hour, brought to you by the one and only °*.¸.·• Midnight™ *•.¸¸.·°`
I feel so special "That's because you are | |||
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"Oh here we are... It's the midnight hour, brought to you by the one and only °*.¸.·• Midnight™ *•.¸¸.·°`
Pure narcissism, and I approve whole-heartedly. You have a Mirour of Princes, chére Minuit."ROFL... I'm embracing my inner diva | |||
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"Good evening RTG! Ånd here •you• are! Temporarily, old chap. But present nonetheless." • Ah, it's a fleeting-greeting... | |||
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"Good evening to Piscean Dream — I missed him on the previous thread!
Good evening buddy and everyone else
•
Thanks for popping by the Nocturnal Thread. We have a leather banquette just for you, stitched in green silken thread by the Connolly Brothers™.
That's very thoughtful of you, is midnight going to feed me grapes and stuff?
I have grapes available.
Just saying
I'm happy to indulge
Red or green? I can fan Midnight with one hand and fed you grapes with the other.
Let her sweat, she doesn't want to treat me
I'll have either please, as long as they're seedless and not too big or too small, I'm not fussy really
We bought THE biggest grapes we've ever seen today. They're huge! Green ones from Sainsbury's......
On my cookery course we made roasted grapes!! They were out of this world
Do they not turn to mush?
One of the best things I've ever put in my mouth.. Sweet, juicy, squidgy.. Just delicious... A bit like melted jelly bears
Oooooooooooooooo "Oh you need black ones though, for the sweetness | |||
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"Oh here we are... It's the midnight hour, brought to you by the one and only °*.¸.·• Midnight™ *•.¸¸.·°`
I feel so special
That's because you are " | |||
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"Good evening to Piscean Dream — I missed him on the previous thread!
Good evening buddy and everyone else
•
Thanks for popping by the Nocturnal Thread. We have a leather banquette just for you, stitched in green silken thread by the Connolly Brothers™.
That's very thoughtful of you, is midnight going to feed me grapes and stuff?
I have grapes available.
Just saying
I'm happy to indulge
Red or green? I can fan Midnight with one hand and fed you grapes with the other.
Let her sweat, she doesn't want to treat me
I'll have either please, as long as they're seedless and not too big or too small, I'm not fussy really
We bought THE biggest grapes we've ever seen today. They're huge! Green ones from Sainsbury's......
On my cookery course we made roasted grapes!! They were out of this world
Do they not turn to mush?
One of the best things I've ever put in my mouth.. Sweet, juicy, squidgy.. Just delicious... A bit like melted jelly bears
Oooooooooooooooo
Oh you need black ones though, for the sweetness "I wonder if they would be good in my rock cakes instead of dried fruit | |||
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"What a productive evening. I've almost finished the book I've been reading, practiced some.. Ahem.. Positions for a club visit next weekend and even snapped a couple of photos
F
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Good evening!
Good evening young gentleman. It has been a while! How are you keeping? Any holibobs planned? I heard The Lake District is a great place to get away from city life
F"• I am keeping well. It has been a l o n g while. Nothing planned as of yet. I hope you are both well? How are those nipple piercings? Have they finally healed?  | |||
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"I'm embracing my inner diva "(Looks up 'diva' in Gray's Anatomy.) | |||
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"Oh here we are... It's the midnight hour, brought to you by the one and only °*.¸.·• Midnight™ *•.¸¸.·°`
I feel so special "• Enjoy it while you can; the feeling is ephemeral. | |||
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"Good evening to Piscean Dream — I missed him on the previous thread!
Good evening buddy and everyone else
•
Thanks for popping by the Nocturnal Thread. We have a leather banquette just for you, stitched in green silken thread by the Connolly Brothers™.
That's very thoughtful of you, is midnight going to feed me grapes and stuff?
I have grapes available.
Just saying
I'm happy to indulge
Red or green? I can fan Midnight with one hand and fed you grapes with the other.
Let her sweat, she doesn't want to treat me
I'll have either please, as long as they're seedless and not too big or too small, I'm not fussy really
We bought THE biggest grapes we've ever seen today. They're huge! Green ones from Sainsbury's......
On my cookery course we made roasted grapes!! They were out of this world
Do they not turn to mush?
One of the best things I've ever put in my mouth.. Sweet, juicy, squidgy.. Just delicious... A bit like melted jelly bears
Oooooooooooooooo
Oh you need black ones though, for the sweetness
I wonder if they would be good in my rock cakes instead of dried fruit "Try it! Roast for 25 mins 200°C You can also use them as a base for roasted grape prosecco! | |||
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"I'm embracing my inner diva
(Looks up 'diva' in Gray's Anatomy.)
"What did you find | |||
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"Oh here we are... It's the midnight hour, brought to you by the one and only °*.¸.·• Midnight™ *•.¸¸.·°`
I feel so special
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Enjoy it while you can; the feeling is ephemeral. " | |||
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" • I am keeping well. It has been a l o n g while. Nothing planned as of yet. I hope you are both well? How are those nipple piercings? Have they finally healed? "We are both well thank you. Insomnia is once again having my life though. The nipples are doing great, healing nicely although a quick rub wouldn't go amiss I reckon. We can celebrate 12 months of decorated nipples in a few weeks | |||
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"Good evening to Piscean Dream — I missed him on the previous thread!
Good evening buddy and everyone else
•
Thanks for popping by the Nocturnal Thread. We have a leather banquette just for you, stitched in green silken thread by the Connolly Brothers™.
That's very thoughtful of you, is midnight going to feed me grapes and stuff?
I have grapes available.
Just saying
I'm happy to indulge
Red or green? I can fan Midnight with one hand and fed you grapes with the other.
Let her sweat, she doesn't want to treat me
I'll have either please, as long as they're seedless and not too big or too small, I'm not fussy really
We bought THE biggest grapes we've ever seen today. They're huge! Green ones from Sainsbury's......
On my cookery course we made roasted grapes!! They were out of this world
Do they not turn to mush?
One of the best things I've ever put in my mouth.. Sweet, juicy, squidgy.. Just delicious... A bit like melted jelly bears
Oooooooooooooooo
Oh you need black ones though, for the sweetness
I wonder if they would be good in my rock cakes instead of dried fruit
Try it! Roast for 25 mins 200°C
You can also use them as a base for roasted grape prosecco! "Well that's about how long they usually cook for so will give it a try | |||
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"I'm embracing my inner diva
(Looks up 'diva' in Gray's Anatomy.)
What did you find "I'm starting with word endings. It's enlightening.  | |||
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"I'm embracing my inner diva
(Looks up 'diva' in Gray's Anatomy.)
What did you find
I'm starting with word endings. It's enlightening. " | |||
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"I'm embracing my inner diva
(Looks up 'diva' in Gray's Anatomy.)
What did you find "• ...an upmarket and somewhat urbane hair salon in High Street Kensington. Have you had your hair done, midnight? | |||
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"Sorry nocturnalers... So far i have bought you smut, crochet, narcissism and now cookery recipes
"Standard nocturnal! Random | |||
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"Sorry nocturnalers... So far i have bought you smut, crochet, narcissism and now cookery recipes "• And each of them represents a poisoned arrow from your quiver! | |||
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"Evening all "• Where on earth did you spring from??? Notwithstanding, welcome to the Nocturnal! That Tattinger™ is still chilled to perfection... | |||
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"I'm embracing my inner diva
(Looks up 'diva' in Gray's Anatomy.)
What did you find
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...an upmarket and somewhat urbane hair salon in High Street Kensington. Have you had your hair done, midnight?"I have
It looks lush.. Like freshly squeezed blackberries | |||
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"Evening all "I did not know you were such a nightbird, Nic. x | |||
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"Evening all "Good evening, beautiful Nic. Went the day well? | |||
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" I bid you adieu "And you. And you, and you. (And you.) | |||
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"Evening all
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Where on earth did you spring from??? Notwithstanding, welcome to the Nocturnal!
That Tattinger™ is still chilled to perfection..."Lets pop it lol | |||
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"Evening all
I did not know you were such a nightbird, Nic. x"Isomnia is a good friend of mine lol x | |||
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"Evening all
Good evening, beautiful Nic. Went the day well?"Evening | |||
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"It's been a pleasure to be your wing man Nero Goodnight nocturnalers, I bid you adieu "• Good night and peaceful slumber to this evening's zestiest fruit in the Nøcturnal orangery. And thank you ever so much for your Nocturnal'ing and support! | |||
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"Hello Noctural Friends. Sprockett Midnight
Waves wildly
I've been drafted in to help the A team
Team Anal ?
I'm up for being on the attacking side
You don't fancy being a wide receiver?
He does secretly "Don't we all? | |||
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"A late appearance "• You missed -midnight- this evening, MístyPèaks! She did a grand job in co-hosting. How was The Grouçho Çlub this evening? | |||
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"Insomnia is a good friend of mine lol x"I’ve met her. We didn’t get on so well. | |||
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"Evening all
•
Where on earth did you spring from??? Notwithstanding, welcome to the Nocturnal!
That Tattinger™ is still chilled to perfection...
Lets pop it lol"• It's a Methuselah. I need both your hands to support it as I uncork it. | |||
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"How was The Grouçho Çlub this evening?" Did you know we had a branch of the Groucho in Glasgow? It was quite the place at the end of the last millennium. Sadly missed. (Like myself, I vainly hope as I bid you all a good night.) | |||
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You missed -midnight- this evening, MístyPèaks! She did a grand job in co-hosting.
How was The Grouçho Çlub this evening?"Grouchy club more like. I was in a bad mood. Thank god for good friends & good gin!! | |||
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" • I am keeping well. It has been a l o n g while. Nothing planned as of yet. I hope you are both well? How are those nipple piercings? Have they finally healed?
We are both well thank you. Insomnia is once again having my life though. The nipples are doing great, healing nicely although a quick rub wouldn't go amiss I reckon. We can celebrate 12 months of decorated nipples in a few weeks "• Yes, I remember you 'telling' me about them last year. | |||
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"How was The Grouçho Çlub this evening? Did you know we had a branch of the Groucho in Glasgow? It was quite the place at the end of the last millennium. Sadly missed. (Like myself, I vainly hope as I bid you all a good night.)" • good night and sleep well! | |||
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"Evening all
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Where on earth did you spring from??? Notwithstanding, welcome to the Nocturnal!
That Tattinger™ is still chilled to perfection...
Lets pop it lol
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It's a Methuselah. I need both your hands to support it as I uncork it. "I bet you say that to all the girls | |||
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"Evening all
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Where on earth did you spring from??? Notwithstanding, welcome to the Nocturnal!
That Tattinger™ is still chilled to perfection...
Lets pop it lol
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It's a Methuselah. I need both your hands to support it as I uncork it.
I bet you say that to all the girls "• I only say it to the ones who possess porcelain-smooth legs...which, by design, happens to be all of them. So yes. | |||
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"Evening all
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Where on earth did you spring from??? Notwithstanding, welcome to the Nocturnal!
That Tattinger™ is still chilled to perfection...
Lets pop it lol
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It's a Methuselah. I need both your hands to support it as I uncork it.
I bet you say that to all the girls
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I only say it to the ones who possess porcelain-smooth legs...which, by design, happens to be all of them.
So yes. "Mine aren’t . Scarred and wonderfully unique. Much like the rest of me | |||
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"Evening all
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Where on earth did you spring from??? Notwithstanding, welcome to the Nocturnal!
That Tattinger™ is still chilled to perfection...
Lets pop it lol
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It's a Methuselah. I need both your hands to support it as I uncork it.
I bet you say that to all the girls
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I only say it to the ones who possess porcelain-smooth legs...which, by design, happens to be all of them.
So yes.
Mine aren’t . Scarred and wonderfully unique. Much like the rest of me "• That's ok, I tend to focus on your décollatage. | |||
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" Mine aren’t . Scarred and wonderfully unique. Much like the rest of me "I love your bionic leg! | |||
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"Evening all
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Where on earth did you spring from??? Notwithstanding, welcome to the Nocturnal!
That Tattinger™ is still chilled to perfection...
Lets pop it lol
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It's a Methuselah. I need both your hands to support it as I uncork it.
I bet you say that to all the girls
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I only say it to the ones who possess porcelain-smooth legs...which, by design, happens to be all of them.
So yes.
Mine aren’t . Scarred and wonderfully unique. Much like the rest of me
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That's ok, I tend to focus on your décollatage. "You’re in good company. Very few check out the pins. | |||
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" Mine aren’t . Scarred and wonderfully unique. Much like the rest of me
I love your bionic leg!". It’s quite fond of you too | |||
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"Evening all...been my birthday today so the sugar is keeping me awake tonight lol" Happy Birthday x | |||
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"MístyPèaks, should I do part 3 or call it a night?" I think you’ve done a magnificent job & deserve to curl up in your four poster…. Sleep well, dear Emperor | |||
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