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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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To meet a girl/chic/dame/woman that just likes a guy for who he is? Or do we have to grow a beard go to a gym lie about our height  and have a vwevvwe size cock and look good in a suit?
I’m a simple man. I just want to snog you because I think your pretty.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"It's as difficult to meet a man able to make you laugh ,make you feel good, make you cum and is as happy to see me as my dog is
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Do you want them to lick you when you bend down?
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If your dog can do all that I hope you tickle his tummy afterwards!
"It's as difficult to meet a man able to make you laugh ,make you feel good, make you cum and is as happy to see me as my dog is
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Things will change when you start going to the organised socials Woody. You gotta meet a fair few in order to find your princess "
I shall continue to carry this glass slipper with me then |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Most men look good in a suit, you definitely don't need to grow a beard or lie about your height. "
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Read between the line woody : the way your dress isn’t that good.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Most men look good in a suit, you definitely don't need to grow a beard or lie about your height.
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Read between the line woody : the way your dress isn’t that good.
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It’s not what they say, it’s what they don’t say  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You sure are simple x
This sounds like it’s not a compliment.
To be honest she does not sound like she's the brightest or wittiest either..."
Could be worst ! I could be blonde imagine ! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Most men look good in a suit, you definitely don't need to grow a beard or lie about your height.
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Read between the line woody : the way your dress isn’t that good.
It’s not what they say, it’s what they don’t say "
Exactly. At least she tried. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Most men look good in a suit, you definitely don't need to grow a beard or lie about your height. "
That might be the reason why my pants don’t fit in the leg. |
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"Most men look good in a suit, you definitely don't need to grow a beard or lie about your height.
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Read between the line woody : the way your dress isn’t that good.
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That's not what I'm saying at all. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"As a bearded, gym fit, 6ft guy with a massive cock who makes panties drop when wearing a suit, I find this offensive. Please delete this OP  "
The woke are coming.  |
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For me personally (mr) I'd never change who I am, nor the way i look for anyone and certainly not just to get a shag. Obviously my height I have no control over.. but the rest is down to me and how comfortable I am in myself |
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"As a bearded, gym fit, 6ft guy with a massive cock who makes panties drop when wearing a suit, I find this offensive. Please delete this OP "
you going Manchesterin April pal? We was gutted to miss it last time. |
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"As a bearded, gym fit, 6ft guy with a massive cock who makes panties drop when wearing a suit, I find this offensive. Please delete this OP
The woke are coming. "
Be careful you may get yourself cancelled stay woke  |
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"To meet a girl/chic/dame/woman that just likes a guy for who he is? Or do we have to grow a beard go to a gym lie about our height and have a vwevvwe size cock and look good in a suit?
I’m a simple man. I just want to snog you because I think your pretty. "
Confession: you are on my hotlist. For your profile. What you say is clever, sensible, cheeky, makes sense, somewhat sexy.
Although yea, you do have some yummy photos, but that didnt drive me when i started to keep an eye on you.
Guess that answers, somewhat i like you for you.
But on an other note, i never ask for nudes, and like guys for who they are. And only then i would consider a fling or so.
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"As a bearded, gym fit, 6ft guy with a massive cock who makes panties drop when wearing a suit, I find this offensive. Please delete this OP "
*any resemblance to the thread title of anyone living or dead is purely coincidental |
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"As a bearded, gym fit, 6ft guy with a massive cock who makes panties drop when wearing a suit, I find this offensive. Please delete this OP
The woke are coming. "
It's true through. It's always "does he have a massive cock?" and never "how is his massive cock?"  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"As a bearded, gym fit, 6ft guy with a massive cock who makes panties drop when wearing a suit, I find this offensive. Please delete this OP
Maybe he just needs a string vest like yours?"
Or don’t string, then I could pull a woman …..
*groans. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"As a bearded, gym fit, 6ft guy with a massive cock who makes panties drop when wearing a suit, I find this offensive. Please delete this OP
The woke are coming.
It's true through. It's always "does he have a massive cock?" and never "how is his massive cock?" "
You want my WhatsApp to complain over the phone ? |
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"As a bearded, gym fit, 6ft guy with a massive cock who makes panties drop when wearing a suit, I find this offensive. Please delete this OP
Maybe he just needs a string vest like yours?"
I actually haven't worn it in public yet so maybe that's where I'm going wrong!  |
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"To meet a girl/chic/dame/woman that just likes a guy for who he is? Or do we have to grow a beard go to a gym lie about our height and have a vwevvwe size cock and look good in a suit?
I’m a simple man. I just want to snog you because I think your pretty. "
I have a massive beard, I'm tall enough that I don't need to lie about it, and I have a cock to match.
It's the suit. It's definitely the suit where I'm going wrong. Only explanation. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"To meet a girl/chic/dame/woman that just likes a guy for who he is? Or do we have to grow a beard go to a gym lie about our height and have a vwevvwe size cock and look good in a suit?
I’m a simple man. I just want to snog you because I think your pretty.
Confession: you are on my hotlist. For your profile. What you say is clever, sensible, cheeky, makes sense, somewhat sexy.
Although yea, you do have some yummy photos, but that didnt drive me when i started to keep an eye on you.
Guess that answers, somewhat i like you for you.
But on an other note, i never ask for nudes, and like guys for who they are. And only then i would consider a fling or so.
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Somewhat sexy? can I put this on my profile. 
And thank you.  |
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"As a bearded, gym fit, 6ft guy with a massive cock who makes panties drop when wearing a suit, I find this offensive. Please delete this OP
you going Manchesterin April pal? We was gutted to miss it last time."
Absolutely! Already getting my dance moves warmed up |
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"As a bearded, gym fit, 6ft guy with a massive cock who makes panties drop when wearing a suit, I find this offensive. Please delete this OP
*any resemblance to the thread title of anyone living or dead is purely coincidental "
Too late... Blocked |
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"As a bearded, gym fit, 6ft guy with a massive cock who makes panties drop when wearing a suit, I find this offensive. Please delete this OP
The woke are coming.
It's true through. It's always "does he have a massive cock?" and never "how is his massive cock?"
You want my WhatsApp to complain over the phone ? "
Yes please, just need someone to listen and understand my plight... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"As a bearded, gym fit, 6ft guy with a massive cock who makes panties drop when wearing a suit, I find this offensive. Please delete this OP
The woke are coming.
It's true through. It's always "does he have a massive cock?" and never "how is his massive cock?"
You want my WhatsApp to complain over the phone ?
Yes please, just need someone to listen and understand my plight..."
Pm me |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"As a bearded, gym fit, 6ft guy with a massive cock who makes panties drop when wearing a suit, I find this offensive. Please delete this OP
*any resemblance to the thread title of anyone living or dead is purely coincidental
Too late... Blocked "
Counter blocked. |
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"As a bearded, gym fit, 6ft guy with a massive cock who makes panties drop when wearing a suit, I find this offensive. Please delete this OP
The woke are coming.
It's true through. It's always "does he have a massive cock?" and never "how is his massive cock?"
You want my WhatsApp to complain over the phone ?
Yes please, just need someone to listen and understand my plight...
Pm me "
Don't pull that shite with me |
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"I’m at 25% so far so does that make me 25% attractive?
Beard
You are 25%beard? That’s a lot of hair!  "
No I have a beard, not tall, without a big penis and I don’t often wear suits. So that’s one out of 4 hence 25%
Beard |
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"As a bearded, gym fit, 6ft guy with a massive cock who makes panties drop when wearing a suit, I find this offensive. Please delete this OP
you going Manchesterin April pal? We was gutted to miss it last time.
Absolutely! Already getting my dance moves warmed up As long as we can skip the walking round in the piss down rain looking for food at stupid o'clock this time i better get my dancing shoes shined up then "
Skip the questionable chicken too and it's a deal! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I’m at 25% so far so does that make me 25% attractive?
Beard
You are 25%beard? That’s a lot of hair!
No I have a beard, not tall, without a big penis and I don’t often wear suits. So that’s one out of 4 hence 25%
Beard"
Maybe we need 4 fellas that offer one of everything. The ultimate mmmmf. your currently The Beard. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"To meet a girl/chic/dame/woman that just likes a guy for who he is? Or do we have to grow a beard go to a gym lie about our height and have a vwevvwe size cock and look good in a suit?
I’m a simple man. I just want to snog you because I think your pretty. "
Yes you have to do all those things….can’t get away with one 
Try being bald as well….then it’s impossible |
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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago
Deepest darkest Peru |
"As a bearded, gym fit, 6ft guy with a massive cock who makes panties drop when wearing a suit, I find this offensive. Please delete this OP
you going Manchesterin April pal? We was gutted to miss it last time.
Absolutely! Already getting my dance moves warmed up As long as we can skip the walking round in the piss down rain looking for food at stupid o'clock this time i better get my dancing shoes shined up then "
No cookie sandwich at this one |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"To meet a girl/chic/dame/woman that just likes a guy for who he is? Or do we have to grow a beard go to a gym lie about our height and have a vwevvwe size cock and look good in a suit?
I’m a simple man. I just want to snog you because I think your pretty.
Yes you have to do all those things….can’t get away with one
Try being bald as well….then it’s impossible "
*Puts bic razor away.
I thought bald heads are cool.?
*narrator - they are in the wintertime |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"To meet a girl/chic/dame/woman that just likes a guy for who he is? Or do we have to grow a beard go to a gym lie about our height and have a vwevvwe size cock and look good in a suit?
I’m a simple man. I just want to snog you because I think your pretty.
Yes you have to do all those things….can’t get away with one
Try being bald as well….then it’s impossible
*Puts bic razor away.
I thought bald heads are cool.?
*narrator - they are in the wintertime "
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"To meet a girl/chic/dame/woman that just likes a guy for who he is? Or do we have to grow a beard go to a gym lie about our height and have a vwevvwe size cock and look good in a suit?
I’m a simple man. I just want to snog you because I think your pretty. "
With you on this one Woody. I’m very well aware that ‘woe is me’ isn’t attractive, but I’m feeling rather unloved and unlovable these days.
Not a ploy for sympathy, just venting I suppose (grumbling haha).
It’s a shame because I’m fucking fantastic company. |
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"As a bearded, gym fit, 6ft guy with a massive cock who makes panties drop when wearing a suit, I find this offensive. Please delete this OP
you going Manchesterin April pal? We was gutted to miss it last time.
Absolutely! Already getting my dance moves warmed up As long as we can skip the walking round in the piss down rain looking for food at stupid o'clock this time i better get my dancing shoes shined up then
No cookie sandwich at this one "
We're gonna miss you! I was going to get you that drink you love too! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"As a bearded, gym fit, 6ft guy with a massive cock who makes panties drop when wearing a suit, I find this offensive. Please delete this OP
The woke are coming.
It's true through. It's always "does he have a massive cock?" and never "how is his massive cock?"
You want my WhatsApp to complain over the phone ?
Yes please, just need someone to listen and understand my plight...
Pm me
Don't pull that shite with me "
Getting old |
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"As a bearded, gym fit, 6ft guy with a massive cock who makes panties drop when wearing a suit, I find this offensive. Please delete this OP
The woke are coming.
It's true through. It's always "does he have a massive cock?" and never "how is his massive cock?"
You want my WhatsApp to complain over the phone ?
Yes please, just need someone to listen and understand my plight...
Pm me
Don't pull that shite with me
Getting old "
Absolutely not, I'm just a more... erm... seasoned fabber |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm really complicated and demanding, I drain a woman quicker than a bucket with holes in it
It's good to drain a woman.
It's important to keep them topped up on fluids as well though "
Well drain her pussy and then cum in her mouth. |
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"As a bearded, gym fit, 6ft guy with a massive cock who makes panties drop when wearing a suit, I find this offensive. Please delete this OP
The woke are coming.
It's true through. It's always "does he have a massive cock?" and never "how is his massive cock?" "
It's usually"he IS a massive cock" |
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"I'm really complicated and demanding, I drain a woman quicker than a bucket with holes in it
It's good to drain a woman.
It's important to keep them topped up on fluids as well though
Well drain her pussy and then cum in her mouth. "
I fucking  you |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Are you only looking for connections on the flrum or off?
Birds on the forum are fickle fake bitches who won’t meat anyone! "
I will only meet men who leave me with a stretched out fanny! |
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"Are you only looking for connections on the flrum or off?
Birds on the forum are fickle fake bitches who won’t meat anyone!
I will only meet men who leave me with a stretched out fanny!"
Width or length? I can give your flaps a good ole stretching’. Maybe attached them to a dog? |
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"As a bearded, gym fit, 6ft guy with a massive cock who makes panties drop when wearing a suit, I find this offensive. Please delete this OP
The woke are coming.
It's true through. It's always "does he have a massive cock?" and never "how is his massive cock?"
It's usually"he IS a massive cock" "
Ahhh I must've mis-read |
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"Are you only looking for connections on the flrum or off?
Birds on the forum are fickle fake bitches who won’t meat anyone!
I will only meet men who leave me with a stretched out fanny!"
I can shove my guitar headstock in your fanny as long as you make sure it's clean. Took ages to get the smell out last time |
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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago
Gapping Fanny |
"Are you only looking for connections on the flrum or off?
Birds on the forum are fickle fake bitches who won’t meat anyone!
I will only meet men who leave me with a stretched out fanny!"
Everyone loves a gapping fanny! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Are you only looking for connections on the flrum or off?
Birds on the forum are fickle fake bitches who won’t meat anyone!
I will only meet men who leave me with a stretched out fanny!
Width or length? I can give your flaps a good ole stretching’. Maybe attached them to a dog?"
I'd like that but my fanny lips are already dangling low I can't take anymore stretch in them or they'll be as hanging as my tits.
I'll take Pisceys guitar in my fanny hole. |
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"Are you only looking for connections on the flrum or off?
Birds on the forum are fickle fake bitches who won’t meat anyone!
I will only meet men who leave me with a stretched out fanny!
I can shove my guitar headstock in your fanny as long as you make sure it's clean. Took ages to get the smell out last time "
Coincidentally I cleaned my fretboard with lemon oil just this evening. |
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"Are you only looking for connections on the flrum or off?
Birds on the forum are fickle fake bitches who won’t meat anyone!
I will only meet men who leave me with a stretched out fanny!
Width or length? I can give your flaps a good ole stretching’. Maybe attached them to a dog?
I'd like that but my fanny lips are already dangling low I can't take anymore stretch in them or they'll be as hanging as my tits.
I'll take Pisceys guitar in my fanny hole. "
It would make a great photo for fab |
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"Are you only looking for connections on the flrum or off?
Birds on the forum are fickle fake bitches who won’t meat anyone!
I will only meet men who leave me with a stretched out fanny!
I can shove my guitar headstock in your fanny as long as you make sure it's clean. Took ages to get the smell out last time
Coincidentally I cleaned my fretboard with lemon oil just this evening. "
I wasn't thinking about going that far in, might not come back out and I'm not having my guitar cut up |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I do wonder daily is it thar hard to meet a guy I want to kiss
Why the ones you met are that ugly that you don’t want to kiss them ? "
No I find it hard to actually meet guys |
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By (user no longer on site)
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If you want to keep it real just know that people are very superficial especially on this site. Women are a minority on here (I believe) and they have tons of options,why would they pick you in particular over the next dozen blokes they have choosing of? All of these dating esque sites suck for men unless you're very attractive or know how to market your niche well. It's better to meet women IRL in my opinion, much more opportunity to actually meet women and have an organic connection. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I think people can try too hard, which is often counterproductive "
It is what it is! Keep moveing
What is meant will be. What not. Leave it well alone.
" An ounce of theory is worth a ton of action "
The net n phones a tool to message n meet!
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By (user no longer on site)
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"If you want to keep it real just know that people are very superficial especially on this site. Women are a minority on here (I believe) and they have tons of options,why would they pick you in particular over the next dozen blokes they have choosing of? All of these dating esque sites suck for men unless you're very attractive or know how to market your niche well. It's better to meet women IRL in my opinion, much more opportunity to actually meet women and have an organic connection."
Spot on. If only the men would heed this info!!
Women would and do take real actiin when they really want something!! Take the looks and obvious away!
What is there really on offer!
Trust me been there!
They all the same beyond the basix war paint!!
Keep it moveing!! |
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"If you want to keep it real just know that people are very superficial especially on this site. Women are a minority on here (I believe) and they have tons of options,why would they pick you in particular over the next dozen blokes they have choosing of? All of these dating esque sites suck for men unless you're very attractive or know how to market your niche well. It's better to meet women IRL in my opinion, much more opportunity to actually meet women and have an organic connection."
Yep |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I do wonder daily is it thar hard to meet a guy I want to kiss
You gotta try the frogs to find a prince
Be good if the frogs turned up "
All hott air and talk.
Less action im real life.
Thats most people for you! Lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"If you want to keep it real just know that people are very superficial especially on this site. Women are a minority on here (I believe) and they have tons of options,why would they pick you in particular over the next dozen blokes they have choosing of? All of these dating esque sites suck for men unless you're very attractive or know how to market your niche well. It's better to meet women IRL in my opinion, much more opportunity to actually meet women and have an organic connection."
In fairness to my initial thread opener, it was more tongue in cheek rather than trying to decipher the conundrum of how women are attracted to a man.
I’d always assume IRL is a much easier way for ME to know if I liked someone compared to reading a profile and looking at photos. But I’m a dude (*true story)
Even talking more privately you get a feel for someone, if that makes sense.
I’ve stereotyped a woman’s attraction to what society says is fit. (mens health magazines and celebrities most attractive polls) I know. |
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"If you want to keep it real just know that people are very superficial especially on this site. Women are a minority on here (I believe) and they have tons of options,why would they pick you in particular over the next dozen blokes they have choosing of? All of these dating esque sites suck for men unless you're very attractive or know how to market your niche well. It's better to meet women IRL in my opinion, much more opportunity to actually meet women and have an organic connection.
In fairness to my initial thread opener, it was more tongue in cheek rather than trying to decipher the conundrum of how women are attracted to a man.
I’d always assume IRL is a much easier way for ME to know if I liked someone compared to reading a profile and looking at photos. But I’m a dude (*true story)
Even talking more privately you get a feel for someone, if that makes sense.
I’ve stereotyped a woman’s attraction to what society says is fit. (mens health magazines and celebrities most attractive polls) I know. "
All a mental game
Play,beplayed ,dont play
" all will go back in the box " lol |
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