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over a year ago
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"Would you rather
Epic sex once a month or shit sex once a week
Oh, epic sex once a month. No question! Some say shit sex is still sex but nope."
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Foofs for ears, can hide them under my hair. Gives a whole new meaning to headfuck 
Epic sex once a month for sure. Something to remember and look forward to.
Would you rather have the ability to see 10 minutes into the future or 100 years into the future?
J |
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"Foofs for ears, can hide them under my hair. Gives a whole new meaning to headfuck
Epic sex once a month for sure. Something to remember and look forward to.
Would you rather have the ability to see 10 minutes into the future or 100 years into the future?
J"
Oo good one J! 10 minutes, definitely. I’ll be dead in less than 50 years and I’d rather know if I’m about to say/do something unfathomably dumb! |
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"Foofs for ears, can hide them under my hair. Gives a whole new meaning to headfuck
Epic sex once a month for sure. Something to remember and look forward to.
Would you rather have the ability to see 10 minutes into the future or 100 years into the future?
10 minutes into the future for sure. As long as I can pick and choose when. Because I already know that in 10 minutes time I will be in the shower.
J"
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"Would you rather hear dirty talk, but their voice is ridiculously annoying and makes you wanna die, OR have 100% silent sex?"
Good question. Silent sex for me, not a huge fan of dirty talk anyway.
J |
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"Would you rather hear dirty talk, but their voice is ridiculously annoying and makes you wanna die, OR have 100% silent sex?"
Silent sex all the way!
So, I’m now having silent but epic sex once a month. What else are you lot gonna do to my favourite hobby?!!  |
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"Would you rather be able to swim like a dolphin or fly like a swift?"
Definitely fly like a swift. How cool would it be to be able to go anywhere (except where dolphins go haha) and see things from up high. |
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"Would you rather be able to swim like a dolphin or fly like a swift?
Definitely fly like a swift. How cool would it be to be able to go anywhere (except where dolphins go haha) and see things from up high."
I think I'd enjoy the sensation of flying more, but I'd love to see what a dolphin sees/echolocates. |
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Try again. Important missing punctuation changed the whole meaning of my reply!
Fly like a swift. I just did some speedy research to check I wasn't committing myself to a substandard bird. Contrary to popular belief, a swift can take flight from the ground. They can also fly continuously for 10 months without stopping.
J |
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"Would you rather have to be naked at work for an hour or be dropped off two miles from your house whilst you're naked and try to get home?"
Definitely the latter, provided home is a fair way from work. I don't care what my neighbours think - I care hugely what my colleagues think. |
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"Would you rather be able to swim like a dolphin or fly like a swift?
Definitely fly like a swift. How cool would it be to be able to go anywhere (except where dolphins go haha) and see things from up high.
I think I'd enjoy the sensation of flying more, but I'd love to see what a dolphin sees/echolocates."
A fatalistic view but I’d probably end up in sea world or tuna nets  |
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"Try again. Important missing punctuation changed the whole meaning of my reply!
Fly like a swift. I just did some speedy research to check I wasn't committing myself to a substandard bird. Contrary to popular belief, a swift can take flight from the ground. They can also fly continuously for 10 months without stopping.
J"
That's why I chose a swift. They are utterly astonishing little creatures. |
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"Would you rather have to be naked at work for an hour or be dropped off two miles from your house whilst you're naked and try to get home?"
It would have to be the second. I'd be quickly out of a job with the first.
J |
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"Try again. Important missing punctuation changed the whole meaning of my reply!
Fly like a swift. I just did some speedy research to check I wasn't committing myself to a substandard bird. Contrary to popular belief, a swift can take flight from the ground. They can also fly continuously for 10 months without stopping.
J"
Seriously?! 10 months is amazing. How do they eat and sleep? |
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"Try again. Important missing punctuation changed the whole meaning of my reply!
Fly like a swift. I just did some speedy research to check I wasn't committing myself to a substandard bird. Contrary to popular belief, a swift can take flight from the ground. They can also fly continuously for 10 months without stopping.
J
Seriously?! 10 months is amazing. How do they eat and sleep?"
They do both, and have sex, on the wing. Not necessarily simultaneously. |
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"Would you rather have 10,000 spoons when all you need is a knife or always have a knife but never be able to use spoons? 
J"
Thanks Alanis!!! Spoons for me. I mean, who doesn’t enjoy a good spoon…
Assuming I’m not allowed a fork  |
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By *oddamnCouple
over a year ago
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"Would you rather have 10,000 spoons when all you need is a knife or always have a knife but never be able to use spoons?
J"
10,000 spoons, as you can use the edges to cut.
Would you rather have no sense of smell, or no sense of taste? |
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"Would you rather have 10,000 spoons when all you need is a knife or always have a knife but never be able to use spoons?
J
10,000 spoons, as you can use the edges to cut.
Would you rather have no sense of smell, or no sense of taste?"
Oh that’s a difficult one. Everyone takes the piss out of me because I smell everything, especially food. I guess I could do without smell but no taste would depress me, I love my food too much. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Y'all are weird. Imagine trying to chop an onion with a spoon. Whereas you can have soup in a mug, use toast soldiers for a boiled egg. Knives all the way.
J"
Soup? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The only thing I’m currently missing is spooning
Fab might indeed be an excellent place to solve that conundrum."
Lol. Before I discovered filters…. I wasn’t offered a single spoon!! Plenty of forks. |
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"The only thing I’m currently missing is spooning
Fab might indeed be an excellent place to solve that conundrum.
Lol. Before I discovered filters…. I wasn’t offered a single spoon!! Plenty of forks."
I understand that Fab can be forking hell for single women. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Would you rather have 10,000 spoons when all you need is a knife or always have a knife but never be able to use spoons?
J
10,000 spoons, as you can use the edges to cut.
Would you rather have no sense of smell, or no sense of taste?
Oh that’s a difficult one. Everyone takes the piss out of me because I smell everything, especially food. I guess I could do without smell but no taste would depress me, I love my food too much."
No sense of smell. I love food & own a dog & cat |
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By *oddamnCouple
over a year ago
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"Y'all are weird. Imagine trying to chop an onion with a spoon. Whereas you can have soup in a mug, use toast soldiers for a boiled egg. Knives all the way.
J
Soup? "
Exactly. You can bite an onion, but you will feel pretty daft eating cocopops with a knife
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"Y'all are weird. Imagine trying to chop an onion with a spoon. Whereas you can have soup in a mug, use toast soldiers for a boiled egg. Knives all the way.
J
Soup?
Exactly. You can bite an onion, but you will feel pretty daft eating cocopops with a knife
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Soup in a mug. I can lift the bowl and slurp my cocopops. I have put entirely too much thought into this 
J |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Would you rather have your head facing backwards forever, or only be able walk backwards forever?"
But if your head is backwards the they’d be facing the opposite way to your feet so you would be walking backwards…
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"Y'all are weird. Imagine trying to chop an onion with a spoon. Whereas you can have soup in a mug, use toast soldiers for a boiled egg. Knives all the way.
J
Soup?
Exactly. You can bite an onion, but you will feel pretty daft eating cocopops with a knife
Soup in a mug. I can lift the bowl and slurp my cocopops. I have put entirely too much thought into this
J"
You’re such a classy coco pop aren’t you |
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Because surely everyone would rather have £1million than die sooner.
