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Porn... It corrupts....

By *.T. OP Man over a year ago

Glasgow

As a result of porn, I now believe that a plumber can fix a leaky tap without having to piss off for 3 weeks to get parts.

What has porn ruined for you?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Porn had us believing you didn’t need a strong stomach for anal sex

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My lunch mostly. Just because you can fit something in there doesn’t mean you should!

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By *sleWightCoupleCouple over a year ago

Ryde

The notion that fucking and acting are in any way equal abilities in a porn performer.

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By *idlandiaMan over a year ago

Birmingham

Ruined using my washing machine. I'm now scared I'll get my head stuck, and things will occur...

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By *ools and the brainCouple over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

I don't want to visit my stepbrother anymore.

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By *ora the explorerWoman over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"I don't want to visit my stepbrother anymore."

that made me chuckle

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By *he_Secret_GardenWoman over a year ago

Naughty Lane

great answers

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By *oastal1968Man over a year ago

London

Black cab drivers do not accept a romp in the back seat as payment for your trip.

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By *ora the explorerWoman over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Black cab drivers do not accept a romp in the back seat as payment for your trip. "

Wanna bet?

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By *.T. OP Man over a year ago

Glasgow

[Removed by poster at 23/02/23 14:23:18]

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By *.T. OP Man over a year ago

Glasgow

Ladies who break down by the side of the road are usually waiting for a family member to help and not waiting for you to slip her a length. Well thats what the Judge told me when I got 6 months at His Majesty's pleasure

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Just like porn, my boss fucks me...

She phones me on my days off...

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By *ornycougaWoman over a year ago

MOROCCO Wherever I lay my hat

Not all beaches have a woman laid out naked on a wallpaper pasting table where guys can queue up to creampie her ass

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By *oastal1968Man over a year ago

London

"Black cab drivers do not accept a romp in the back seat as payment for your trip.

Wanna bet?

TAXI!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I was disappointed with nurses uniforms when I went there.

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By *alty surpriseMan over a year ago

Uttoxeter

Every outdoor pool has an orgy going on while I'm in the changing room

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

This thread is almost as good as "Tits Out Tuesday", which is very high praise

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple over a year ago

Leeds

Women sleepovers aren't as fun as I expected, no pillow fights or sex, nothing.... gutted.

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I always make sure I close the door on the dominoes delivery guy with haste

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By *2000ManMan over a year ago

Worthing

Put your penis through a hole and woman will be there to suck it.

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By *ustamanMan over a year ago

weymouth

The lady of the house is just gagging to rip my clothes off and fuck her silly as I turn up to repair her boiler

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By *oastal1968Man over a year ago

London

The wife never lets me drive the babysitter home.

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By *iscean_dreamMan over a year ago

Llanelli

"Not all beaches have a woman laid out naked on a wallpaper pasting table where guys can queue up to creampie her ass"

Cancels beach trip

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By *etcplCouple over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

"What has porn ruined for you?

Real life notions of love and romance!

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By *ETER50Man over a year ago

Lichfield

I'm corrupted and love it and nothing wrong with wanking while watching porn .

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By *iscean_dreamMan over a year ago

Llanelli

If I walk around town for long enough then someone will offer me lots of money for sex.

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By *.T. OP Man over a year ago

Glasgow

It doesn't matter how convincing your taxi looks and how many dollars you offer a lady, no means no, and if she won't let you lick her minge for 10 dollars, you respect her decision and not just up the ante...

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By *ickdasterdly51Man over a year ago

Lingfield

That all I need to do is mention the idea of a threesome to my wife and she'll be really excited and horny about the prospect. Her response wasn't what I was expecting.....

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By *elix SightedMan over a year ago

Cloud 8

That if you catch anyone doing anything remotely sexual, they will immediately ask you to join in.

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By *idlandiaMan over a year ago

Birmingham

"That all I need to do is mention the idea of a threesome to my wife and she'll be really excited and horny about the prospect. Her response wasn't what I was expecting....."

Was it "great idea, my boss and your mate dave, see you in a few hours"

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