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over a year ago
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"3-4mins isn’t a long time at all, but why is it when your waiting for the toast to pop up, it’s feel like an eternity 
Yes, why can't it be like an erection???....instantly ready..  "
Life is hard.. just like an erection  |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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I bought crumpet loaf on a mini road trip yesterday. I'm going to enjoy it with good butter, a bit of cheese. Perfect. 
Normal toast I love the morello cherry jam in a glass jar with the red and white lid. So good. |
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By *bi Haive OP Man
over a year ago
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Well.....thanks for all the suggestions folks.
I went with good old butter.
And for those that said 'marmite'......go wash your filthy mouths out now you sick, twisted perverts. 
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"Well.....thanks for all the suggestions folks.
I went with good old butter.
And for those that said 'marmite'......go wash your filthy mouths out now you sick, twisted perverts.
A"
I'm eating some toast with marmite at the moment, it's lovely |
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"I suggest butter and then add a double helping of more butter  "
I like Nigella’s method. Butter the fresh, hot toast. Let the butter melt in a bit. Then butter it again, for pools of hot, thick creamy butter layered on top. Eat quickly before that second lot soaks in. |
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"I'm about to make some, but can't decide whether to whack something other than just butter on it?
Any suggestions? What's you 'go to' topping for slightly burnt bread?
A"
butter banana and honey thats what I'm having right now. I know...boring |
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"I’d say marmite so if anyone feels like unfriend me, now it’s the time
This just makes me want to be your friend "
Friendships bonded over mutual love for Marmite are the best kind of friendships! |
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Leave cheese and butter out of fridge for about 1/2 hour. Toast bread in toaster (I don't grill now to save time and money). Butter both slices on one side. Add cheese and smear with tomato sauce+pepper) put both slices together. Yum! |
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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago
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"Well, Grumpy needs a toaster and has offered to lick pussy for it. So pussy juice is the obvious answer
Ffs "
You know you can get them for a fiver down the market. Why sell yourself so cheap?  |
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"Well, Grumpy needs a toaster and has offered to lick pussy for it. So pussy juice is the obvious answer
Ffs
You know you can get them for a fiver down the market. Why sell yourself so cheap? "
Pedigree cats can cost hundreds though  |
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"Well, Grumpy needs a toaster and has offered to lick pussy for it. So pussy juice is the obvious answer
Ffs
You know you can get them for a fiver down the market. Why sell yourself so cheap?
Pedigree cats can cost hundreds though "
I'm on a half price sale this week |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm about to make some, but can't decide whether to whack something other than just butter on it?
Any suggestions? What's you 'go to' topping for slightly burnt bread?
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More butter |
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