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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Just thinking what's the one thing/phrase on a message garrenteed to put you off ? Have to say ours are the usual do you meet alone? Or I'm going to ruin you! ( Paul HATES that phrase)  |
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By *aris23Woman
over a year ago
France |
I hate messages where they ask me what I like doing. If I can be bothered to reply it is only to say 'read my profile...it took me a long time to write all that so I can avoid answering stupid questions'. |
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"Just thinking what's the one thing/phrase on a message garrenteed to put you off ? Have to say ours are the usual do you meet alone? Or I'm going to ruin you! ( Paul HATES that phrase) "
"can I fuck your ass" no question mark. Delete and block.
If someone said to me 'I'm going to ruin you', I'd reply 'why? I'm not a castle' then delete and block. Actually, I'd probably say fuck off first. |
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"I'm VWE and can go for hours".
Ok, 1) I don't like sex that lasts for hours and hours. I get numb and I get bored.
2) You've sent us a cock picture AND we've seen your profile. 6" ISN'T very well endowed!!! |
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What you into? HATE being asked that, turns me frigid 
And TVS/CDs asking will I be their dom.
a) I'm not male
b) Its Dom
C) I'd be a Domme
d) I ain't doing no M/s slave with no strangers.
 sorry it winds me up and is a huge turn off   |
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By *habsMan
over a year ago
Fortress of Solitude, Middlesex |
Couples profiles that have "No single guys - you bring nothing to the table" (usually written by the male half: I can only hope he never ends up a single guy! lol).
And I bring a lot to the table - I play a mean game of Poker! (... that's Poker .. not Poke-her! lol) |
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By *habsMan
over a year ago
Fortress of Solitude, Middlesex |
"Couples profiles that have "No single guys - you bring nothing to the table"
Ach they're just on the scrounge for gifts by the sounds of it
Wolf
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Maybe I'll offer sainsbury's vouchers next time |
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By *habsMan
over a year ago
Fortress of Solitude, Middlesex |
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Maybe I'll offer sainsbury's vouchers next time
That's no good, need club card points  "
They ain't getting my nectar card "in exchange" for a shag - they can sod off!  |
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"guys asking how big is your cock.
I reply with something like 'I use the local fire brigade service to unravel it'
wtf? LOL"
or guys that insist they have the biggest cock on Fab and I MUST meet them.
Feck off |
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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago
(She/ her) in Sensualityland |
1. Love to meet a cougar!
2. Can breathe through my ears!
3. Hi
4. I'm staying in a hotel on Monday
5. Would love to do xyz to you
6. Anything in text speak
7. Any boring one line combined with a one liner profile
8. A cock pic in the initial message
9. Cannot accommodate and only meet daytimes
10. Any combination of the above ...;-) |
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By *habsMan
over a year ago
Fortress of Solitude, Middlesex |
"guys asking how big is your cock.
I reply with something like 'I use the local fire brigade service to unravel it'
wtf? LOL"
Lol, yup - I tell them its two inches:: if they want big I can buy them a stuffed baseball bat from Toys'r'us and send it in the post |
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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago
Over the rainbow, under the bridge |
"1. Love to meet a cougar!
2. Can breathe through my ears!
3. Hi
4. I'm staying in a hotel on Monday
5. Would love to do xyz to you
6. Anything in text speak
7. Any boring one line combined with a one liner profile
8. A cock pic in the initial message
9. Cannot accommodate and only meet daytimes
10. Any combination of the above ...;-)"
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"What you wearing? As if im dressed and made up ready and waiting, complete with sexy undies"
Lol, I love them, I like to respond with something including "Greying granny knickers with holes in them". XD x |
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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago
(She/ her) in Sensualityland |
Just thought of another couple of turn offs...
People who deliberately choose negative terminology in their profile or forum posts to offend - no need for that.
People who see things, the world, other people in black and white... there are so many more (than 50 !!!) shades of grey...
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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guys that offer to smash my back doors in
i mean honestly i know its a swingers site but really???
And guys that guarantee they will be the best shag ive ever had, because guys who big themselves up in my experience tend to be crap
and my biggest hate is guys who ask if they can come round while my kids are in bed |
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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago
(She/ her) in Sensualityland |
"'but I'm local' after being told no...well in that case I'll whip me knickers off now!  "
And of course... being local is a reason as Caz once suggested lol.... to drop your pants instantly, give him your address and mobile number and await him with great anticipation |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"'but I'm local' after being told no...well in that case I'll whip me knickers off now! And of course... being local is a reason as Caz once suggested lol.... to drop your pants instantly, give him your address and mobile number and await him with great anticipation "
Wonder if they'd actually turn up though if I said go on then, or if I'd just be left waiting with a very cold bum!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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To be honest its mostly things like
"I will fuck you like you have never been fucked before"
" You dont need to go to greedy girls night.. I am all the man you will need"
"I am going to fuck you till you bleed"
" You wont manage me "
It gets a little tiresome but if I reply how I want I sound big headed.. so I just block.
Cali |
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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago
Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum |
"I don't like messages that, after I've given specific times I'm available, then suggest other times. It's exasperating and a real turn off."
Just had one of those. I was asked for specific dates and gave them loads. Just been told they can't do any of them. 
I always assume it means they didn't really want to play after all. |
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By *habsMan
over a year ago
Fortress of Solitude, Middlesex |
How about "Get off your high horse, you're not that special!" - by a complete stranger (female) nice!. Maybe guys are expected to beg and worship, the insignificant maggots we are???? |
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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago
(She/ her) in Sensualityland |
"How about "Get off your high horse, you're not that special!" - by a complete stranger (female) nice!. Maybe guys are expected to beg and worship, the insignificant maggots we are????"
I quite agree. I dont find begging people attractive tbh and much rather meet somebody with a healthy self esteem! |
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"I don't like messages that, after I've given specific times I'm available, then suggest other times. It's exasperating and a real turn off.
Just had one of those. I was asked for specific dates and gave them loads. Just been told they can't do any of them.
I always assume it means they didn't really want to play after all."
If they want to fuck you then maybe they should supply times/dates convenient to you and not vice versa. It's not as if you're short of offers. |
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"And another one...
Being harrassed for a meet when I have already stated I cannot simply drop everything and come out to meet that night "
It's as if people don't read the message replies or rather read them but fail to understand the wider implications of what the message means in real life. |
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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago
(She/ her) in Sensualityland |
"And another one...
Being harrassed for a meet when I have already stated I cannot simply drop everything and come out to meet that night
It's as if people don't read the message replies or rather read them but fail to understand the wider implications of what the message means in real life. "
Also maybe the difference between somebody who lives alone and does not have to consider anybody else ... and somebody who has to take care of a family. elderly relatives etc...? There is definitely a huge difference in ability to meet at a moment's notice. |
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"And another one...
Being harrassed for a meet when I have already stated I cannot simply drop everything and come out to meet that night
It's as if people don't read the message replies or rather read them but fail to understand the wider implications of what the message means in real life.
Also maybe the difference between
somebody who lives alone and does
not have to consider anybody else ...
and somebody who has to take care of
a family. elderly relatives etc...? There
is definitely a huge difference in ability
to meet at a moment's notice."
I had one last week 'wanna meet u free now' type and no question mark either and I replied no sorry and they said 'why not ur online' and I said 'reading stupid boring messages' |
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By *plankyMan
over a year ago
Beeston |
um I seem to be guilty of at least half of the above.
But on a positive note I've now got some new ones to try out.
I will exclude the txt ones though because I am too old or stupid to understand them. |
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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago
Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum |
"I don't like messages that, after I've given specific times I'm available, then suggest other times. It's exasperating and a real turn off.
Just had one of those. I was asked for specific dates and gave them loads. Just been told they can't do any of them.
I always assume it means they didn't really want to play after all.
If they want to fuck you then maybe they should supply times/dates convenient to you and not vice versa. It's not as if you're short of offers. "
You have a point there. Maybe I should ask when they can meet. If I don't get dates then I'll know for certain. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Just love the "your hot really want to play with you" as a first opening but they redeem themselves but sending a second " would you be interested in meeting" ( maybe I'm old fashioned but where's the niceties gone?) |
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By *habsMan
over a year ago
Fortress of Solitude, Middlesex |
"Had someone say they'd come to mine if I paid the petrol. Erm no and block. "
Try "I'll meet you, but only if you travel to me (over 100 miles by train) AND pay for the hotel". |
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"I hate messages where they ask me what I like doing. If I can be bothered to reply it is only to say 'read my profile...it took me a long time to write all that so I can avoid answering stupid questions'."
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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any message that starts with "hi mate"
for obvious reasons, i don't read the rest
also hate friend requests from ladies that ive never even spoken to. FUCK OFF |
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The ones which start 'what would you say/do if I...' and then follow with a carefully crafted fantasy of what they want to happen.
Which bears no relation to my preferences.
And that they cut and paste and send to everyone.
For some reason they get very put out when I tell them I'd say no thanks I'd rather have some chocolate. |
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By *habsMan
over a year ago
Fortress of Solitude, Middlesex |
"when its mentioned that the women like to be wined and dined, candles, wine , chocolates - are they after a free feed ?????????????????"
And what if the women demand to be wined, dined and expect flowers or gifts?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Do you like to be fucked good
No matey I'm here for bad fucks
And the other one I hate is
I will fucking destroy you
Oooo can't wait for that it sounds sooo appealing not |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just thinking what's the one thing/phrase on a message garrenteed to put you off ? Have to say ours are the usual do you meet alone? Or I'm going to ruin you! ( Paul HATES that phrase) "
" hi we spoke ages ago remember", annoys the fuck out of me when they know damn well we didn't speak!! xx |
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By *habsMan
over a year ago
Fortress of Solitude, Middlesex |
"Just thinking what's the one thing/phrase on a message garrenteed to put you off ? Have to say ours are the usual do you meet alone? Or I'm going to ruin you! ( Paul HATES that phrase)
" hi we spoke ages ago remember", annoys the fuck out of me when they know damn well we didn't speak!! xx"
Lol TattooedHB once got "Hey you don't remember we spoke on BBM?" to which she replied "That's strange as I've never owned a blackberry " |
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