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Give us some funny condom slogans
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By *ovelybum OP Couple
over a year ago
Tunbridge Wells |
And here are few from us : 1. It will be sweeter if you wrap your peter
2. She won't get sick if you wrap your dick
3. If you go into heat, package your meat
4. While you're undressing venus, dress up your penis ...... |
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Queues at the clinic and blisters keep bleeding
The wide spectrum antibiotic you’re needing
Genital warts and removal that stings
These will become your least favourite things
Green discharge seeping when lesions appear
Syphilis symptoms and gross gonorrhea
Scabs quickly spreading right round to your ring
These will become your least favourite things
A burning sensation as your urine splashes
GP’s with gloves on look up your back passage
Silver white surgical cold metal things
These will become your least favourite things
When the condom
Should be rolled on
If it makes you feel sad
Remember all your least favourite things
And then it won't feel so bad
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Queues at the clinic and blisters keep bleeding
The wide spectrum antibiotic you’re needing
Genital warts and removal that stings
These will become your least favourite things
Green discharge seeping when lesions appear
Syphilis symptoms and gross gonorrhea
Scabs quickly spreading right round to your ring
These will become your least favourite things
A burning sensation as your urine splashes
GP’s with gloves on look up your back passage
Silver white surgical cold metal things
These will become your least favourite things
When the condom
Should be rolled on
If it makes you feel sad
Remember all your least favourite things
And then it won't feel so bad
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Brilliant polo. |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Queues at the clinic and blisters keep bleeding
The wide spectrum antibiotic you’re needing
Genital warts and removal that stings
These will become your least favourite things
Green discharge seeping when lesions appear
Syphilis symptoms and gross gonorrhea
Scabs quickly spreading right round to your ring
These will become your least favourite things
A burning sensation as your urine splashes
GP’s with gloves on look up your back passage
Silver white surgical cold metal things
These will become your least favourite things
When the condom
Should be rolled on
If it makes you feel sad
Remember all your least favourite things
And then it won't feel so bad
"
I'll be singing this the rest of the evening. Another memorable Polo moment. |
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A cock that doesn’t want to rest
Can quickly cum across a chest
Without needing to unroll the rubber thing
Though quite intent in his pursuit
If it’s going up the shoot
He knows a shlong should have a condom on......for.... a spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down....
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Chim chim-in-ey, chim chim-in-ey
Chim chim cher-ee!
If you get lucky, think of your safety
Chim chim-in-ey, chim chim-in-ey
Chim chim cher-oo!
Make sure you carry your condoms with you
Now, as you are fumbling and havin’ some fun
You might want to think before givin’ her one
A dose of the clap is far from a joke
So roll out the rubber and then start to poke
Chim chim-in-ey, chim chim-in-ey
Chim chim cher-ee!
If you get lucky, think of your safety
Chim chim-in-ey, chim chim-in-ey
Chim chim cher-oo!
Make sure you carry your condoms with you.... and don't be a meanie at least carry two!
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Got my vote so far.
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