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"  a shag tea a walk shag again outside 
I like your combination, I’ll bring a flask too.
Please it's a bit nippy this morning, also bring nipple covers as they could get a bit hard "
Or I could warm them up for you.  |
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I’d like to do my ABCs this morning.
Sadly I had no time for bacon after doing the dog walk at 6:30am. And I skipped tea, but now have coffee. There wasn’t time for a shag either. This ‘going to work’ thing is rubbish. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"New day, what do you fancy today?
Always bacon fiddles, always
Crispy I hope. "
Absolutely do I look crazy?!
Not too crispy though I knew someone that cooked them till the rashers were like 1/10th the original size and that was ghastly |
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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago
Boo's World |
"Can I have a Sausage sandwich and juice instead please?
And the shag
I've been outside already!
What ya want a medal on top of a shag with a sausage?"
The man above you offers much more .... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Can I have a Sausage sandwich and juice instead please?
And the shag
I've been outside already!
What ya want a medal on top of a shag with a sausage?
The man above you offers much more ...."
Tell me something I don't know! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Mines the same as yesterday. Coffee and a shag. Looks like I'm going to have to substitute the shag with another cup of coffee 
The bacon is going to anyone who wants it (not a euphemism) "
I'd eat your bacons  |
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"Mines the same as yesterday. Coffee and a shag. Looks like I'm going to have to substitute the shag with another cup of coffee
The bacon is going to anyone who wants it (not a euphemism) "
My god woman, are you mad, how can we have a thread without euphemisms?
However more importantly I hope you’re well and enjoy your second coffee.   |
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"Can I have a Sausage sandwich and juice instead please?
And the shag
I've been outside already!
What ya want a medal on top of a shag with a sausage?
The man above you offers much more ....
Tell me something I don't know!"
I throw in a good spooning after each shag. |
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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago
Boo's World |
"Can I have a Sausage sandwich and juice instead please?
And the shag
I've been outside already!
What ya want a medal on top of a shag with a sausage?
The man above you offers much more ....
Tell me something I don't know!
I throw in a good spooning after each shag. "
Sold!! |
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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago
Wherever I lay my hat |
"Mines the same as yesterday. Coffee and a shag. Looks like I'm going to have to substitute the shag with another cup of coffee
The bacon is going to anyone who wants it (not a euphemism)
I'd eat your bacons "
Disappointed in ya Brucey. I thought you would have offered to feed me your pork sausage  |
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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago
Wherever I lay my hat |
"Mines the same as yesterday. Coffee and a shag. Looks like I'm going to have to substitute the shag with another cup of coffee
The bacon is going to anyone who wants it (not a euphemism)
My god woman, are you mad, how can we have a thread without euphemisms?
However more importantly I hope you’re well and enjoy your second coffee. "
There's a first time for everything with me
I thoroughly enjoyed my second cup but still feeling thirsty as! |
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By *r_PinkMan
over a year ago
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"a) cup of tea and a bacon butty.
b) to go for a walk in the great outdoors.
c) a shag.
a b c
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How about go for a walk outside, have a sneeky shag in the bushes, followed my a cuppa and a bacon butty at a greesy spoon cafe on our way home! that would be a good idea. wouldn't it?
obviously not me and you OP  |
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