Mark Twain said it best: Never argue with an idiot. You'll never convince the idiot that you're correct, and bystanders won't be able to tell who's who.

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By *ogo1189Man over a year ago

Rossendale

Fake a heart attack

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By *avie65Man over a year ago

In the west.

Yes dear, you're right.

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By *ris GrayMan over a year ago

Dorchester

I can't hear you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ya mom

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By *rHotNottsMan over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

I’m bored now

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By *.T.Man over a year ago

Glasgow

*Pat on head*

Feel better for that?

Flounce out.

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By *pank the MonkeyCouple over a year ago

Down the Rabbit Hole and Round the Corner

I've changed the locks, night night

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I understand

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By *abs_FWBMan over a year ago

Paris to Berlin

Your mum …

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By *iscean_dreamMan over a year ago

Llanelli

I fucked your sister but it was only oral and anal.

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By *lynJMan over a year ago

Morden

You've got nothing to say and you're saying it far too loud.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It’s not often you are right but you are wrong again.

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By *eading beddingMan over a year ago

Berks

The key to a successful relationship is to argue naked.

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By *ozapperMan over a year ago

Lancashire

Goodbye!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Your brother's cock is bigger than yours

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Love you

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By *og-ManMan over a year ago

somewhere

Yes I'll sign the fuckin papers

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Let's just agree to disagree

Calmly say - "Thanks for sharing your opinions with me, have a nice day day" and walk off

Mrs

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By *penbicoupleCouple over a year ago

Northampton

You're just like your mum.

(Calms someone right down!)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"In the middle of the argument shout something like "you are so beautifully sexy when you're angry your eyes are magical " throws them off track"
i bin trinkng 2nite,waft yoy crunk den??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Say nothing

Just smile, turn around and fart while walking away "

Jammy tart. Yummmmmy.v

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Fine...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"That's nice"

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By *ldFashionedGentMan over a year ago

Chelmsford

"Fine..."

Coming from a woman that’ll stop a conversation with any man immediately!

We know you’re not but the sensible amongst us will leave it at that point

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man over a year ago

BRIDPORT

Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’m baffled by just how flexible you can be. How you manage to get your foot in your mouth and your head so far up your ass is beyond me.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can't argue with stupid...you win

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman over a year ago

little house on the praire

I rarely argue but I just say fuck off. My mum says there's no arguing with me because that's all I say

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!"
lol I got a English beer that had that printed on the label.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries! lol I got a English beer that had that printed on the label. "
Holy Grail.

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By *pider-WomanWoman over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

Just walk away and say nothing.

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By *ny1localMan over a year ago

READING

Go sniff a fart!,

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS over a year ago

Bristol

"Just walk away and say nothing."

This is the answer I was going to give

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!"

Can't beat a bit of Monty Python!

Mrs

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By *inAndTonic21Couple over a year ago

Merseyside

Did you win?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Actually the best line is " Wanna fuck "?

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By *ust RachelTV/TS over a year ago

Horsham

Good night.

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By *eading beddingMan over a year ago

Berks

"Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!"

Look, I CAME HERE FOR AN ARGUMENT, I'm not going to just stand...!!

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By *ucka39Man over a year ago

Newcastle

Ok fine is that the time gotta rush

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By *ustincider888Man over a year ago

Preston Ish

Touching cloth, got to go

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I fucked your sister

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By *ustincider888Man over a year ago

Preston Ish

"I fucked your sister "

Surely that's the start of a whole new argument

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By *eepingItKinkyCouple over a year ago

reading

"It's NOT that common, it DOESN'T happen to every guy, and it IS a big deal!" - Rachel

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

""It's NOT that common, it DOESN'T happen to every guy, and it IS a big deal!" - Rachel"

I KNEW IT!!!!!!!

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple over a year ago

Leeds

Don’t be jealous be happy for me.

The mr

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By *ROJAN555Man over a year ago

NOTTINGHAM

Updating my vocabulary

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Go & find someone that gives a fuck..

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By *ch WellMan over a year ago

Scotland

I once faked a heart attack to end a particularly rowdy argument

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Listen...It's not going to suck itself....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Palm, Walk away.

Dont argue with fools, Includeing oneself.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I once faked a heart attack to end a particularly rowdy argument "

Well acted. You acting on fabb?? Lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ok... ok... ok... I con_ede you are correct. You are undoubtedly a Shining Wit.... as the late Reverend Spooner would have said.

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By *weetkitten65Woman over a year ago

Halifax

Cake anyone?..

Would you like some sugar to coat that sh*t?...

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By *arkus1812Man over a year ago

Lifes departure lounge NN9 Northamptonshire East not West MidlandsMidlands

Colt 45

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By *a LunaWoman over a year ago

South Wales

So there! Followed by a dramatic and swift exit

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Colt 45

Only because they don't make a 46.

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By *ack688Man over a year ago

abruzzo Italy (and UK)

You are clearly far too entrenched in your opinion to understand that there may be a valid alternate view and so arguing with you is the conversational equivalent of shouting into the void.

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By *idnight RamblerMan over a year ago

Pershore

That's it, I'm off down the pub

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By *urbo TedMan over a year ago

Stansted

Liar liar pants on fire.

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By *weetkitten65Woman over a year ago

Halifax

[Removed by poster at 21/02/23 08:18:26]

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By *esYesOMGYes!Man over a year ago

M20

Not my circus, not my monkeys.

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By *ris GrayMan over a year ago

Dorchester

I think I'm having a heart attack

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

OK,you win

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By *aitonelMan over a year ago

Travelling

What you have just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

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By *ris GrayMan over a year ago

Dorchester

"OK,you win"
thank you

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By *anny Boy31Man over a year ago

Belfast all over the Uk and Ireland

Any other craic?

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By *istyPeaksCouple over a year ago

braintree

I usually say nothing.

It either means I’m carefully weighing up well made points in a well constructed argument or that I’m not wasting anymore time or oxygen on a ridiculous one.

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By *idnight RamblerMan over a year ago

Pershore

"What you have just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul."

You don't work in the area of mediation and arbitration then?

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man over a year ago

BRIDPORT

Yeah yeah, wake me up when you’ve finished

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By *OTTSFUN COUPLECouple over a year ago

Hucknall Nottingham

I am right you are wrong.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

End of chat

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By *ustus555Couple over a year ago

NG 21

Yes darling, as ever you are correct. How stupid am I to even think I may be right.

Really winds her up. Lol

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