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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Step inside lovelies

Flirt away

Message Who you like

And you never know you might get that friend or even a meet.

Have fun, respect and enjoy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Let me pour you a beer mate and we can wait for the hoardes to arrive lol....

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Let me pour you a beer mate and we can wait for the hoardes to arrive lol.... "

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Let me pour you a beer mate and we can wait for the hoardes to arrive lol.... "

Can I have a glass of red please if you're sorting the drinks out

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Let me pour you a beer mate and we can wait for the hoardes to arrive lol....

Can I have a glass of red please if you're sorting the drinks out

One glass of ribena coming straight up

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Let me pour you a beer mate and we can wait for the hoardes to arrive lol....

Can I have a glass of red please if you're sorting the drinks out

"
can I join you my lovely?

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman over a year ago

Next Door

Please can I have a v&t while I'm waiting

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By *elix SightedMan over a year ago

Cloud 8

Good evening fellow fabbing flighty forumites

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Please can I have a v&t while I'm waiting "

Waiting for?????

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

So are we drinking or flirting? Because I’m dreadful at both…

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Evening

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By *urvytreatWoman over a year ago

somewhere nice

I’m have a Prosecco please. I’m waiting for a tall, dark, sexy stranger to flirt with lol

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By *ouple2playCouple over a year ago

Solihull

"I’m have a Prosecco please. I’m waiting for a tall, dark, sexy stranger to flirt with lol "

Does taller, Mediterranean and female count? Definitely a stranger x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’ll take a rum and and always down for a flirt if I catch anyone’s eye

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Please can I have a v&t while I'm waiting "
you certainly can my lovely

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I’m have a Prosecco please. I’m waiting for a tall, dark, sexy stranger to flirt with lol "

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman over a year ago

Carlisle usually

But I don't want to flirt.

I just want to fuck.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"But I don't want to flirt.

I just want to fuck."

Cut out the middle man right

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Drinks are in, but the rule is you have to down it

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By *obandruthCouple over a year ago

wolverhampton

I have the popcorn.

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman over a year ago

Carlisle usually

"But I don't want to flirt.

I just want to fuck.

Cut out the middle man right

If the middle man is hot I can live with him staying

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By *YDB75Man over a year ago

East Yorkie

Sat here waiting with brew and biccy. Pop in say hi and i’ll always say hi back

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By *ouple2playCouple over a year ago

Solihull

"But I don't want to flirt.

I just want to fuck.

Cut out the middle man right

If the middle man is hot I can live with him staying

A man in the middle does sound appealing…

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"But I don't want to flirt.

I just want to fuck.

Cut out the middle man right

If the middle man is hot I can live with him staying

I’m sure he would be if he was with you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"But I don't want to flirt.

I just want to fuck.

Cut out the middle man right

If the middle man is hot I can live with him staying

A man in the middle does sound appealing…

Are you looking for volunteers?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"So are we drinking or flirting? Because I’m dreadful at both…

I'm great at both, happy to give you some lessons

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"So are we drinking or flirting? Because I’m dreadful at both…

I'm great at both, happy to give you some lessons

Where do I sign up?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm in,I do love a good flirt

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By *elshcouple18Couple over a year ago

Cardiff

A nice quality gin for us please whilst we browse..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Let me pour you a beer mate and we can wait for the hoardes to arrive lol.... "

The Dj not setup yet?

Heard lads gotta pay.

Birds free.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Rum and and a gin and lemonade for the Mrs please.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oh, hello all - who do we have here

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman over a year ago

Next Door

"Please can I have a v&t while I'm waiting

Waiting for?????"

Someone to flirt with

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Can someone pour me a drink please while I sort out this???

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Is this where all the fun happens on a Monday?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Is this where all the fun happens on a Monday?

"
it is indeed buddy

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By *elix SightedMan over a year ago

Cloud 8

"A nice quality gin for us please whilst we browse.. "

Holy cow is that a spaceship in your avatar? Did you see aliens?! What are the chances they pick that location with you there starkers. Oh, wait, were the aliens pervs? Or doggers? Was the window of their spaceship down?

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By *elix SightedMan over a year ago

Cloud 8

"So are we drinking or flirting? Because I’m dreadful at both…

I'm great at both, happy to give you some lessons

I might need a refresher

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Who's getting the next round?

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By *elix SightedMan over a year ago

Cloud 8

It’s gone quiet - must be tea time! I’ll be back for filth after burgers

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"It’s gone quiet - must be tea time! I’ll be back for filth after burgers"
hope it’s a chilli burger bud?

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By *elix SightedMan over a year ago

Cloud 8

Oh I wish. Sainsburys don’t seem to do them anymore

I could have gone somewhere else, I know, but couldn’t be bothered.

Right, I’m back and at the bar. Who wants what?

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By *rStroker69Man over a year ago

wells

Oh I do love a good flirt

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By *istyPeaksCouple over a year ago

braintree

"Oh I wish. Sainsburys don’t seem to do them anymore

I could have gone somewhere else, I know, but couldn’t be bothered.

Right, I’m back and at the bar. Who wants what?"

Gin for me please

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By *aitonelMan over a year ago

Liverpool

Major flirt reporting for duty

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By *elix SightedMan over a year ago

Cloud 8

"Oh I wish. Sainsburys don’t seem to do them anymore

I could have gone somewhere else, I know, but couldn’t be bothered.

Right, I’m back and at the bar. Who wants what?

Gin for me please

Pint of gin coming right up young lady!!

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By *rtyIanMan over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

Large G&T a few twenties from the till, my wallets been violated today please and thank you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Major flirt reporting for duty"

Aye aye captain

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By *elix SightedMan over a year ago

Cloud 8

"Large G&T a few twenties from the till, my wallets been violated today please and thank you "

Done. Ha, what did you splurge on? Or is that unfortunate phrasing?!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Let me pour you a beer mate and we can wait for the hoardes to arrive lol....

Can I have a glass of red please if you're sorting the drinks out

can I join you my lovely?

Yes you're very welcome

What will you be drinking?

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By *istyPeaksCouple over a year ago

braintree

"Oh I wish. Sainsburys don’t seem to do them anymore

I could have gone somewhere else, I know, but couldn’t be bothered.

Right, I’m back and at the bar. Who wants what?

Gin for me please

Pint of gin coming right up young lady!! "

Thank you hunny

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Let me pour you a beer mate and we can wait for the hoardes to arrive lol....

Can I have a glass of red please if you're sorting the drinks out

can I join you my lovely?

Yes you're very welcome

What will you be drinking?

"
I shall have a large glass of Pinot please

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Must admit...really crap at flirting...hoping to pick up some tips.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I guess now I’ve had my dinner I’ll take a seat with a drink and see if I catch anyone’s eye

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By *elix SightedMan over a year ago

Cloud 8

"Oh I wish. Sainsburys don’t seem to do them anymore

I could have gone somewhere else, I know, but couldn’t be bothered.

Right, I’m back and at the bar. Who wants what?

Gin for me please

Pint of gin coming right up young lady!!

Thank you hunny

Have you done anything sexy today? Or anyone?

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman over a year ago

Next Door

Another v&t, some paracetamols and a nice back rub please.

That's flirting, isnt it?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Must admit...really crap at flirting...hoping to pick up some tips.

Well some of the outfits you are wearing in your profile are a good start

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By *istyPeaksCouple over a year ago

braintree

"Oh I wish. Sainsburys don’t seem to do them anymore

I could have gone somewhere else, I know, but couldn’t be bothered.

Right, I’m back and at the bar. Who wants what?

Gin for me please

Pint of gin coming right up young lady!!

Thank you hunny

Have you done anything sexy today? Or anyone?

Not yet…. Are you offering

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Another v&t, some paracetamols and a nice back rub please.

That's flirting, isnt it?

"
would you like some hot stones as well my lovely

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Evening all. Anyone fancy a scotch?

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By *elix SightedMan over a year ago

Cloud 8

"Oh I wish. Sainsburys don’t seem to do them anymore

I could have gone somewhere else, I know, but couldn’t be bothered.

Right, I’m back and at the bar. Who wants what?

Gin for me please

Pint of gin coming right up young lady!!

Thank you hunny

Have you done anything sexy today? Or anyone?

Not yet…. Are you offering

Now you know you don’t need to ask sexy lady! Now where’s my teleportation device….

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"In "

Oh hello. Fancy seeing you here.

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By *istyPeaksCouple over a year ago

braintree

"Evening all. Anyone fancy a scotch?"

Pancake or egg?

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By *wistedsoul35Man over a year ago

cumbria

Can someone come show me how to flirt

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By *istyPeaksCouple over a year ago

braintree

"Oh I wish. Sainsburys don’t seem to do them anymore

I could have gone somewhere else, I know, but couldn’t be bothered.

Right, I’m back and at the bar. Who wants what?

Gin for me please

Pint of gin coming right up young lady!!

Thank you hunny

Have you done anything sexy today? Or anyone?

Not yet…. Are you offering

Now you know you don’t need to ask sexy lady! Now where’s my teleportation device…."

Probably broken from overuse

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By *ingo00Man over a year ago

Cowley

Always open if someone fancies an clumsy flirt

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Evening all. Anyone fancy a scotch?

Pancake or egg?

Whichever can be served on the rocks

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"Evening all. Anyone fancy a scotch?"

"Pancake or egg?

Neither, he just meant me. He was asking whether anyone fancies me.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If flirting leads to getting all naked and then some really really sexy sex. … then I’m

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By *r_PinkMan over a year ago

london stratford

"But I don't want to flirt.

I just want to fuck."

in that case.............

come sit on my lap and lets see what pops up

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By *asty tatsyMan over a year ago

london

Monday night flirtathon go on then

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By *istyPeaksCouple over a year ago

braintree

"Can someone come show me how to flirt

Step into my office, handsome

Private tuition xxx

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By *r_PinkMan over a year ago

london stratford

hello all by the way!

*waves to everyone

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By *istyPeaksCouple over a year ago

braintree

"Evening all. Anyone fancy a scotch?

Pancake or egg?

Whichever can be served on the rocks"

Whisky makes you frisky

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By *rtyIanMan over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

"Large G&T a few twenties from the till, my wallets been violated today please and thank you

Done. Ha, what did you splurge on? Or is that unfortunate phrasing?!!"

car repair and dentist

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Evening all. Anyone fancy a scotch?

Pancake or egg?

Whichever can be served on the rocks

Whisky makes you frisky

I must drink a lot of whisky then

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Evening all. Anyone fancy a scotch?

Pancake or egg?

Whichever can be served on the rocks

Whisky makes you frisky

I don’t need whisky for that

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By *istyPeaksCouple over a year ago

braintree

"Evening all. Anyone fancy a scotch?

Pancake or egg?

Whichever can be served on the rocks

Whisky makes you frisky

I must drink a lot of whisky then "

Me too

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Evening all. Anyone fancy a scotch?

Pancake or egg?

Whichever can be served on the rocks

Whisky makes you frisky

I must drink a lot of whisky then

Me too

Let's share a bottle;)

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By *istyPeaksCouple over a year ago

braintree

"Evening all. Anyone fancy a scotch?Pancake or egg?

Neither, he just meant me. He was asking whether anyone fancies me."

I’m sure someone does

. Don’t worry your wingman (woman) is here

Just let me know who catches your eye and I’ll distract the mate

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman over a year ago

Next Door

"Evening all. Anyone fancy a scotch?

Pancake or egg?

Whichever can be served on the rocks

Whisky makes you frisky

I don’t need whisky for that

Do you need a brandy to make you randy?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Evening all

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Evening all. Anyone fancy a scotch?

Pancake or egg?

Whichever can be served on the rocks

Whisky makes you frisky

I don’t need whisky for that

Do you need a brandy to make you randy?

Usually have a rum and then I’m ready to cum

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Evening all. Anyone fancy a scotch?

Pancake or egg?

Whichever can be served on the rocks

Whisky makes you frisky

I don’t need whisky for that

Do you need a brandy to make you randy?

A little drinky make you kinky?

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By *ou only live onceMan over a year ago

London

Was thinking about the gym, but might just sit here instead. Now, who wants my flirt?

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By *istyPeaksCouple over a year ago

braintree

"Evening all. Anyone fancy a scotch?

Pancake or egg?

Whichever can be served on the rocks

Whisky makes you frisky

I don’t need whisky for that

Do you need a brandy to make you randy?

A beer to make me free-er?

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By *elix SightedMan over a year ago

Cloud 8

"Evening all. Anyone fancy a scotch?

Pancake or egg?

Whichever can be served on the rocks

Whisky makes you frisky

I don’t need whisky for that

Do you need a brandy to make you randy?

You and Misty are doing very well to juggle all us flirty fellows!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Alright buckle up bitches the king of flirtsberg has arrived!

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By *istyPeaksCouple over a year ago

braintree

"Evening all. Anyone fancy a scotch?

Pancake or egg?

Whichever can be served on the rocks

Whisky makes you frisky

I don’t need whisky for that

Do you need a brandy to make you randy?

You and Misty are doing very well to juggle all us flirty fellows! "

It’s a gift

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Alright buckle up bitches the king of flirtsberg has arrived!"

Get out of the way! We can't see him!

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By *istyPeaksCouple over a year ago

braintree

"Alright buckle up bitches the king of flirtsberg has arrived!

Get out of the way! We can't see him!"

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By *elix SightedMan over a year ago

Cloud 8

"Evening all. Anyone fancy a scotch?

Pancake or egg?

Whichever can be served on the rocks

Whisky makes you frisky

I don’t need whisky for that

Do you need a brandy to make you randy?

You and Misty are doing very well to juggle all us flirty fellows!

It’s a gift

What a fabulous bounty you were bestowed!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Alright buckle up bitches the king of flirtsberg has arrived!

Get out of the way! We can't see him!"

You are BANISHED I SAY. Goons!

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By *istyPeaksCouple over a year ago

braintree

"Evening all. Anyone fancy a scotch?

Pancake or egg?

Whichever can be served on the rocks

Whisky makes you frisky

I don’t need whisky for that

Do you need a brandy to make you randy?

You and Misty are doing very well to juggle all us flirty fellows!

It’s a gift

What a fabulous bounty you were bestowed!"

Just make sure that you don’t mutiny

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By *elix SightedMan over a year ago

Cloud 8

"Evening all. Anyone fancy a scotch?

Pancake or egg?

Whichever can be served on the rocks

Whisky makes you frisky

I don’t need whisky for that

Do you need a brandy to make you randy?

You and Misty are doing very well to juggle all us flirty fellows!

It’s a gift

What a fabulous bounty you were bestowed!

Just make sure that you don’t mutiny

Oh bravo

So witty for a Monday!!

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman over a year ago

Next Door

"Alright buckle up bitches the king of flirtsberg has arrived!

Get out of the way! We can't see him!

You are BANISHED I SAY. Goons!"

I wonder if there's a Bruce bonus prize

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By *istyPeaksCouple over a year ago

braintree

"Evening all. Anyone fancy a scotch?

Pancake or egg?

Whichever can be served on the rocks

Whisky makes you frisky

I don’t need whisky for that

Do you need a brandy to make you randy?

You and Misty are doing very well to juggle all us flirty fellows!

It’s a gift

What a fabulous bounty you were bestowed!

Just make sure that you don’t mutiny

Oh bravo

So witty for a Monday!!"

Not just a pretty face (some would say not even a pretty face)

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By *elix SightedMan over a year ago

Cloud 8

"Evening all. Anyone fancy a scotch?

Pancake or egg?

Whichever can be served on the rocks

Whisky makes you frisky

I don’t need whisky for that

Do you need a brandy to make you randy?

You and Misty are doing very well to juggle all us flirty fellows!

It’s a gift

What a fabulous bounty you were bestowed!

Just make sure that you don’t mutiny

Oh bravo

So witty for a Monday!!

Not just a pretty face (some would say not even a pretty face)

That would just be mean! It’s not that bad…

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By *istyPeaksCouple over a year ago

braintree

Do you need a brandy to make you randy?

You and Misty are doing very well to juggle all us flirty fellows!

It’s a gift

What a fabulous bounty you were bestowed!

Just make sure that you don’t mutiny

Oh bravo

So witty for a Monday!!

Not just a pretty face (some would say not even a pretty face)

That would just be mean! It’s not that bad…

I need a middle finger emoji

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Alright buckle up bitches the king of flirtsberg has arrived!

Get out of the way! We can't see him!

You are BANISHED I SAY. Goons!"

Awww can someone come be banished with me

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By *akeanyoneMan over a year ago

I do like a flirt

stick me in

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By *istyPeaksCouple over a year ago

braintree

"Alright buckle up bitches the king of flirtsberg has arrived!

Get out of the way! We can't see him!

You are BANISHED I SAY. Goons!

Awww can someone come be banished with me"

I’ll bring the scotch xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I think I need some of this private tuition on to how to flirt on here

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Alright buckle up bitches the king of flirtsberg has arrived!

Get out of the way! We can't see him!

You are BANISHED I SAY. Goons!

Awww can someone come be banished with me

I’ll bring the scotch xx"

Three glasses ready

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By *istyPeaksCouple over a year ago

braintree

"I think I need some of this private tuition on to how to flirt on here

I shall take you under my wing.

Shall I pour you a rum?

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By *ubikslongswordMan over a year ago

East Grinstead

Good evening perverts

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By *istyPeaksCouple over a year ago

braintree

"Alright buckle up bitches the king of flirtsberg has arrived!

Get out of the way! We can't see him!

You are BANISHED I SAY. Goons!

Awww can someone come be banished with me

I’ll bring the scotch xx

Three glasses ready

Ice?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Alright buckle up bitches the king of flirtsberg has arrived!

Get out of the way! We can't see him!

You are BANISHED I SAY. Goons!

Awww can someone come be banished with me

I’ll bring the scotch xx

Three glasses ready

Ice?"

Of course!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Any gin on the go?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I think I need some of this private tuition on to how to flirt on here

I shall take you under my wing.

Shall I pour you a rum?

Please do and teach me your ways

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By *istyPeaksCouple over a year ago

braintree

"I think I need some of this private tuition on to how to flirt on here

I shall take you under my wing.

Shall I pour you a rum?

Please do and teach me your ways

Oh I’m being a bad influence again

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By *orbidden eastMan over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

I’m In and let’s see a few fabs will do. Monkey says hello

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I think I need some of this private tuition on to how to flirt on here

I shall take you under my wing.

Shall I pour you a rum?

Please do and teach me your ways

Oh I’m being a bad influence again

That is preferred

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By *istyPeaksCouple over a year ago

braintree

"I’m In and let’s see a few fabs will do. Monkey says hello

Awwwww monkey. May I pet him?

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By *assing Fancies xCouple over a year ago

Sherwood Forest

Good evening you lovely bunch

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By *istyPeaksCouple over a year ago

braintree

"Good evening you lovely bunch

Evening

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"But I don't want to flirt.

I just want to fuck."

Haha top me

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By *elix SightedMan over a year ago

Cloud 8

"Good evening you lovely bunch

Well HELLO there!! Very enjoyable browse of your hot pictures you two

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By *ryingitout19Man over a year ago

Wales

Oh I’m in

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By *rMonkeyMan over a year ago

Somewhere

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By *Jones1983Man over a year ago

Liverpool

Good evening all, hope you’ve had a Fab day

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By *heGateKeeperMan over a year ago

Stratford

I’m fed up of being flirted with and treated like a piece of meat on here

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By *lephantisMan over a year ago

Oxford

I gathered there was flirting occurring. I slipped in to get some tips.

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By *istyPeaksCouple over a year ago

braintree

"Oh I’m in

Nice profile

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By *istyPeaksCouple over a year ago

braintree

"I gathered there was flirting occurring. I slipped in to get some tips.

You can slip your tip in…

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By *istyPeaksCouple over a year ago

braintree

"I gathered there was flirting occurring. I slipped in to get some tips.

You can slip your tip in…"

Oh I misread that

How embarrassing

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By *lephantisMan over a year ago

Oxford

"I gathered there was flirting occurring. I slipped in to get some tips.

You can slip your tip in…"

Never less than 20%. Generosity is important.

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By *istyPeaksCouple over a year ago

braintree

"I gathered there was flirting occurring. I slipped in to get some tips.

You can slip your tip in…

Never less than 20%. Generosity is important."

Damn I am useless with maths.. I’ll have to trust your judgment

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

always down for a flirt

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"You can slip your tip in…"

I now have that going round my head to the tune of ‘You Can Leave Your Hat On …’

So thanks for *that*.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan over a year ago

Glasgow / London

always down for a flirt "

Down *where*, Ms Mary?

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By *istyPeaksCouple over a year ago

braintree

"You can slip your tip in…

I now have that going round my head to the tune of ‘You Can Leave Your Hat On …’

So thanks for *that*."

Real… slooowww

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By *lephantisMan over a year ago

Oxford

"I’ll have to trust your judgment "

This is excellent advice for life.

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By *istyPeaksCouple over a year ago

braintree

"I’ll have to trust your judgment

This is excellent advice for life."

Duly noted

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By *ryingitout19Man over a year ago

Wales

"Oh I’m in

Nice profile

Why thankyou

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By *eaSlutsCouple over a year ago

Glasgow

In for some fun

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By *istyPeaksCouple over a year ago

braintree

"Oh I’m in

Nice profile

Why thankyou

No no. Thank YOU

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By *istyPeaksCouple over a year ago

braintree

"In for some fun

X "

This maybe the worst flirt ever, but I love your 26th June set.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Oh I’m in

Nice profile

Why thankyou

Oh those thighs

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"In for some fun

X "

What fun are we talking?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Oh I’m in

Nice profile

Why thankyou

Oh those thighs

Oh that green lingerie

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm in but shit at flirting

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By *eaSlutsCouple over a year ago

Glasgow

"In for some fun

This maybe the worst flirt ever, but I love your 26th June set.

They're so cute aren't they?

C x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"In for some fun

This maybe the worst flirt ever, but I love your 26th June set.

They're so cute aren't they?

C x"

The 8th July does it for me lol

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By *weetkitten65Woman over a year ago

Halifax

"Good evening fellow fabbing flighty forumites

Good evening

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By *weetkitten65Woman over a year ago

Halifax

Oooooh I love a flirt

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By *istyPeaksCouple over a year ago

braintree

"In for some fun

This maybe the worst flirt ever, but I love your 26th June set.

They're so cute aren't they?

C x

The 8th July does it for me lol"

Yup love that too

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By *ryingitout19Man over a year ago

Wales

"Oh I’m in

Nice profile

Why thankyou

No no. Thank YOU

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By *ryingitout19Man over a year ago

Wales

"Oh I’m in

Nice profile

Why thankyou

Oh those thighs

Ha ha thanks. I grew them myself

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’m in too

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"In for some fun

This maybe the worst flirt ever, but I love your 26th June set.

They're so cute aren't they?

C x

The 8th July does it for me lol

Yup love that too

I’d happily give you a tip if you worked at hooters

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By *orbidden eastMan over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

"I’m In and let’s see a few fabs will do. Monkey says hello

Awwwww monkey. May I pet him?

Of course. petting is always good to acknowledge him

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By *istyPeaksCouple over a year ago

braintree

"I’m In and let’s see a few fabs will do. Monkey says hello

Awwwww monkey. May I pet him?

Of course. petting is always good to acknowledge him

I’ll just tickle the back of his head

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By *orbidden eastMan over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

"I’m In and let’s see a few fabs will do. Monkey says hello

Awwwww monkey. May I pet him?

Of course. petting is always good to acknowledge him

I’ll just tickle the back of his head

You could always give him a peck on the cheek

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By *istyPeaksCouple over a year ago

braintree

"I’m In and let’s see a few fabs will do. Monkey says hello

Awwwww monkey. May I pet him?

Of course. petting is always good to acknowledge him

I’ll just tickle the back of his head

You could always give him a peck on the cheek

He’s not shy then?

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By *igbiukMan over a year ago

Gerrards cross

Hey everyone. How are you all doing tonight? I hope you are well now Monday is almost done with. X

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By *igbiukMan over a year ago

Gerrards cross

Hey misty. Hope you guys are well tonight? X

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By *igbiukMan over a year ago

Gerrards cross

"Oooooh I love a flirt

Oh yes, who doesn't. Lol

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By *pYaMan over a year ago

Ready…

Is this where the fun is tonight?

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By *orbidden eastMan over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

"I’m In and let’s see a few fabs will do. Monkey says hello

Awwwww monkey. May I pet him?

Of course. petting is always good to acknowledge him

I’ll just tickle the back of his head

You could always give him a peck on the cheek

He’s not shy then?

Well It’s a good custom to know

and nah he is a monkey after all

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

In.

One minor detail though…I can’t flirt for shit.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"In.

One minor detail though…I can’t flirt for shit.

I think that see thru top you have on does it for you

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By *inAndTonic21Couple over a year ago

Merseyside

Oooh flirting - we Are in

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Oooh flirting - we Are in

xx"

a pleasure to have you both

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By *igbiukMan over a year ago

Gerrards cross

"Oooh flirting - we Are in

xx"

Hi, how are you guys doing tonight?

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By *inAndTonic21Couple over a year ago

Merseyside

"Oooh flirting - we Are in

a pleasure to have you both "

Thanks

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By *inAndTonic21Couple over a year ago

Merseyside

"Oooh flirting - we Are in

Hi, how are you guys doing tonight?"

Good thanks just in bed now

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By *ormalfornorfolkMan over a year ago

Norwich

Evening all. I’m fooking ace at flirtin, me.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"In.

One minor detail though…I can’t flirt for shit.

I think that see thru top you have on does it for you

Phew.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Oooh flirting - we Are in

Hi, how are you guys doing tonight?

Good thanks just in bed now

Where the fun starts

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"In.

One minor detail though…I can’t flirt for shit.

I think that see thru top you have on does it for you

Phew. "

Though id find it hard to keep eye contact

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By *igbiukMan over a year ago

Gerrards cross

"Oooh flirting - we Are in

Hi, how are you guys doing tonight?

Good thanks just in bed now

Oh really. Sounds nice. I'm on my sofa with match of the day on lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hello - flirts welcome!

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By *lephantisMan over a year ago

Oxford

"In.

One minor detail though…I can’t flirt for shit.

I think you are doing absolutely dandy.

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By *mily36CWoman over a year ago

. (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

Good flirting all

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