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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Who has them and where?
I have one on my shaft. I'm not joking I swear. It's not a mole. A doctor looked at it once and she said 'dont worry young man, it just means you have a beautiful penis' then she went to give it a kiss and remembered her responsibility as a medical professional. I said to her 'no, it's ok' but she got emotional and said 'but I have a husband at home, I don't know what came over me' and I said 'look, it was a fleeting moment but don't worry pet (I don't know why I said pet I've never called anyone else that before) nothing happened'. She cheered up and said thanks, but now I must go before she looks at it again and I smiled, wiped a tear, and said 'thank you doc, this has been memorable'.
So where are yours if you have them? And if you don't, what's it's like your body telling you you're ugly? |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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I have a rather noticeable one on the left hand side of my face, below the lip. I love it, people pay to have it tattooed on. I also have one on the upper right cheek.
It's a flat mole. But still a mole. Sorry hunny buns. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You jealous ugly son's of bitches with your boring penises!
There’s a beauty spot right on my gorgeous, shiny tip, Brucey baby. But I’m not afraid to call it a mole.  "
That's because that sounds like a mole. Have you had it checked out? I know a great doctor if so but please, remember she has a husband. |
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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago
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Wow Bruce, that is some mole you have, does it have that affect on all women who see it? Or are medical proffesionals just in awe of it?!?
I have one in the middle of my back and one on my right boob. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Wow Bruce, that is some beauty spot you have, does it have that affect on all women who see it? Or are medical proffesionals just in awe of it?!?
I have A MOLE in the middle of my back and one on my right boob."
It's stunning so most women who notice it look at it like Abu looks at the lamp in the cave in Aladdin
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"More importantly, do you call your cock ‘Marilyn’ now?
He reeks of testosterone so no. Bruce."
So little Bruce has a mole then Brucey boy? 
In the words of Austin Powers…We aren't supposed to talk about the bloody mole, but there's a bloody mole winking me in the face. I want to cut it off, chop it off, and make guacamole  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"More importantly, do you call your cock ‘Marilyn’ now?
He reeks of testosterone so no. Bruce.
So little Bruce has a mole then Brucey boy?
In the words of Austin Powers…We aren't supposed to talk about the bloody mole, but there's a bloody mole winking me in the face. I want to cut it off, chop it off, and make guacamole "
Moley moley moley moleeeeeee
In all seriousness get them checked people! Not me on account of not having a mole
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"More importantly, do you call your cock ‘Marilyn’ now?
He reeks of testosterone so no. Bruce.
So little Bruce has a mole then Brucey boy?
In the words of Austin Powers…We aren't supposed to talk about the bloody mole, but there's a bloody mole winking me in the face. I want to cut it off, chop it off, and make guacamole
Moley moley moley moleeeeeee
In all seriousness get them checked people! Not me on account of not having a mole
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Holey Moley |
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"Who has them and where?
I have one on my shaft. I'm not joking I swear. It's not a mole. A doctor looked at it once and she said 'dont worry young man, it just means you have a beautiful penis' then she went to give it a kiss and remembered her responsibility as a medical professional. I said to her 'no, it's ok' but she got emotional and said 'but I have a husband at home, I don't know what came over me' and I said 'look, it was a fleeting moment but don't worry pet (I don't know why I said pet I've never called anyone else that before) nothing happened'. She cheered up and said thanks, but now I must go before she looks at it again and I smiled, wiped a tear, and said 'thank you doc, this has been memorable'.
So where are yours if you have them? And if you don't, what's it's like your body telling you you're ugly?"
You missed a chance to tell her you think it tastes funny  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Hey moley shaft.
I've got one on my fanny, well not on my fanny but above it to the side. I don't like it. I'd love to have it removed but I can't justify the cost. I dunno, I don't think it's pretty but it is what it is.
Maybe our moley genitals can be besties? |
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