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By *D - Charlie OP Man over a year ago

wirral

Imagine this was an interview and you had to put across your best traits, in no more than 140 characters (yes old school Twitter) tell Fab why you should be chosen?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I have tits and a fanny.

Flexible with the bumhole.

Mostly have a blocked nose so immune to smells.

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By *ealitybitesMan over a year ago

Belfast

There's life in the old dog yet.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Damp.

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman over a year ago

Carlisle usually

I love throat fucking and being fucked in the ass

. Oh, and I look okay.

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By *bi HaiveMan over a year ago
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Cheeseville, Somerset

"Damp."

Moist

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By *ornucopiaMan over a year ago

Bexley

Was expecting this to be about a French car!

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By *xxmale76xxxMan over a year ago

inverness

I've got a 10" tongue. And I can breath through my ears.

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By *elix SightedMan over a year ago

Cloud 8

Effective communicator. Works well in a team. Good working knowledge of client hardware systems. Currently studying towards software glitch diagnosis.

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By *.T.Man over a year ago

Jordanhill / Scotstoun

Average, can't fuck for hours and can't breathe through my ears. Can make cakes.

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By *penbicoupleCouple over a year ago

Northampton

I'll make you a nice cuppa afterwards.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Education was lost in alcoholic haze. Previous experience dubious. Interests too weird to list.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I don't have the skill set your looking for.

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By *YDB75Man over a year ago

East Yorkie

As this is a hands on type of job I constantly work with my hands.

I have a good attention to detail and all work is throughly inspected

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"I love throat fucking and being fucked in the ass

. Oh, and I look okay."

You’re too modest, you total fox.

(And that’s how I’d answer the brief. I wouldn’t post a tweet about myself. I’d reply to the people I fancied instead.)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I am very Sexy , I am a bit of Geek , I'm Livia baby and I'm Fcuking Unique !!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Have a pretty penis. Good at tackling challenges. Sometimes has abs.

Oh and I genuinely love going down on women. I get hungry for it! Nom nom nom

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By *icecouple561Couple over a year ago
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East Sussex

Sometimes moves

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By *uriousscouserWoman over a year ago

Wirral

I'm available and I have very low standards. And tits. Happy days.

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By *eannaTV/TS over a year ago

Cwmfelifach, nr Newport

I have Very high "O" and "A" level's

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By *ormalfornorfolkMan over a year ago

Norwich

I’ll do pretty much anything for very little money. Oh hang on, that’s my actual CV.

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By *oeofsussexMan over a year ago

Eastbourne

Always willing to serve, work in a team and learn new skills. Thorough, with good oral communication skills and digital dexterity. Added bonus: loves to please ladies!

(Probably over 140 characters but bugger it, I can’t be arsed to count!)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The idiots on the roads . It was fantastic not having to deal with stupidity.

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By *aughty masonMan over a year ago

nowhere

I’m a black magician with a mechanical cock and a motor tongue