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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Do you turn on the music? Is it a relaxing day before the big night? Is it a quick drink for courage? Sexting?

How do you turn you sex up to ten ready for that night of passion?

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By *ucka39Man  over a year ago

Newcastle

With a pinch of salt smooth operator

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By *etcplCouple  over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

I send her a 10 page power point presentation and set up a press conference for questions!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Next time I have sex I’ll make sone notes. Though can’t see that happening anytime soon.

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By *eastXMan  over a year ago

London

Hit the gym for couple of super sets.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Give it a little helicopter in the mirror and remind myself that she’s a lucky woman.

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By *imon_hydeMan  over a year ago

Stockport

I can't remember!

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By *ora the explorerWoman  over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Mines permanently on 10

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Do you turn on the music? Is it a relaxing day before the big night? Is it a quick drink for courage? Sexting?

How do you turn you sex up to ten ready for that night of passion? "

Who says it has to be a night ?? Asking for a friend..of course

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By *cottish guy 555Man  over a year ago

London

Only 10? Surely for a special occasion folk would go up to 11

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Few squats and stretches

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Seductively shave my flappy flaps whilst listening to pony.

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By *imi_RougeWoman  over a year ago

Portsmouth

Getting ready, choosing an outfit, making the bed, lighting the candles... Or just switching the lights off.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Scream and slap my penis hard

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By *_elia DominaTV/TS  over a year ago

Edinburgh (She/Her)


"I send her a 10 page power point presentation and set up a press conference for questions! "

This tickled me.. its so true...

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By *ornycougaWoman  over a year ago

MOROCCO Wherever I lay my hat

I re-read Shagging for Dummies to refresh my understanding of the mechanics and then do the Haka to psych myself up for close contact

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I re-read Shagging for Dummies to refresh my understanding of the mechanics and then do the Haka to psych myself up for close contact"

Might treat myself. Does it have pictures?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"With a pinch of salt smooth operator "

And a bit of pepper, for some spice?

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By *ucka39Man  over a year ago

Newcastle


"With a pinch of salt smooth operator

And a bit of pepper, for some spice? "

You keep the pepper pal don't want to be sneezing prior to engaging in some mind twisting educational therapy

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman  over a year ago

Carlisle usually

If it needs anything more than the general excitement of seeing someone then I'd really rather not bother

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"If it needs anything more than the general excitement of seeing someone then I'd really rather not bother "

But that’s what I’m saying, your ready to see someone, what’s your routine?

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By *elix SightedMan  over a year ago

Cloud 8

Barry White on the hifi, silk sheets on the heart shaped waterbed, jonnies on the pillow, lambrini nicely chilled, lucky pants on, splash of brut on the old chap.

Ding dong.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Scream and slap my penis hard "

This

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I re-read Shagging for Dummies to refresh my understanding of the mechanics and then do the Haka to psych myself up for close contact"

I shall pop down to Waterstones now and see if they still have a copy...

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman  over a year ago

Carlisle usually


"But that’s what I’m saying, your ready to see someone, what’s your routine? "

Um, have a shower, maybe get dressed. I just get excited at the prospect of seeing my favourite people.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I re-read Shagging for Dummies to refresh my understanding of the mechanics and then do the Haka to psych myself up for close contact

I shall pop down to Waterstones now and see if they still have a copy..."

I borrowed it from the library, at the same time I asked the librarian for her number to see if she’d go out in a date, she said no.

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By *eliWoman  over a year ago

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Decide what skin dress would look best.

Put plenty of lotion on it so it looks all supple and sexy.

Perfect bait for the next dress.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Decide what skin dress would look best.

Put plenty of lotion on it so it looks all supple and sexy.

Perfect bait for the next dress."

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman  over a year ago

Carlisle usually


"Decide what skin dress would look best.

Put plenty of lotion on it so it looks all supple and sexy.

Perfect bait for the next dress."

You can get a whole dress out of one victim?

Now I need to work out if I need to make shorter sluttier dresses or just get better at harvesting materials with less waste.

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By *istyPeaksCouple  over a year ago

braintree


"Decide what skin dress would look best.

Put plenty of lotion on it so it looks all supple and sexy.

Perfect bait for the next dress.

"

It puts the lotion in the basket

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Get naked then jump into fresh cold sheets. You need a hug to get warm and a hug turns to kissing which hopefully turns to sex

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Get naked then jump into fresh cold sheets. You need a hug to get warm and a hug turns to kissing which hopefully turns to sex "

^sign me up.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Have a fringe and minge wash and get on my way

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I look at my azzhol in the mirror

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I look at my azzhol in the mirror "

I run my balls and make them grow

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I look at my azzhol in the mirror

I run my balls and make them grow "

Rub, lemon, rub!

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By *ickshawedCouple  over a year ago

Wolverhampton


"I look at my azzhol in the mirror

I run my balls and make them grow

Rub, lemon, rub!"

Surely that stings

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By *lephantisMan  over a year ago

Oxford

I get out my Anglo-Saxon lyre and crank out the first 150 lines of Beowulf. Instant knickers-dropper. I barely get past 'Hwaet!' before she's dripping like Grendel's severed arm.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I look at my azzhol in the mirror

I run my balls and make them grow

Rub, lemon, rub!

Surely that stings "

Lemon and me like a little pain with our pleasure

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By *elix SightedMan  over a year ago

Cloud 8


"Have a fringe and minge wash and get on my way "

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By *bizzleMan  over a year ago

Witham

A wank about 4 hours prior usually does the trick!

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By *ormorantMan  over a year ago

Lincolnshire

Shit, shower, shave, shampoo n set, ashore as we used to say in the Navy….

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By *eliWoman  over a year ago

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"I get out my Anglo-Saxon lyre and crank out the first 150 lines of Beowulf. Instant knickers-dropper. I barely get past 'Hwaet!' before she's dripping like Grendel's severed arm."

So pretentiously hot. Love. It.

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By *istyPeaksCouple  over a year ago

braintree


"I get out my Anglo-Saxon lyre and crank out the first 150 lines of Beowulf. Instant knickers-dropper. I barely get past 'Hwaet!' before she's dripping like Grendel's severed arm.

So pretentiously hot. Love. It."

I know right? I would have worked…. But I’m not wearing any knickers

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By *eliWoman  over a year ago

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"I get out my Anglo-Saxon lyre and crank out the first 150 lines of Beowulf. Instant knickers-dropper. I barely get past 'Hwaet!' before she's dripping like Grendel's severed arm.

So pretentiously hot. Love. It.

I know right? I would have worked…. But I’m not wearing any knickers "

Misty!

I think I'd be more surprised if you were.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Just The thought of Knowing that I will be removing Alisha’s clothes and more importantly her thong revealing her gorgeous arse and everything else

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Just The thought of Knowing that I will be removing Alisha’s clothes and more importantly her thong revealing her gorgeous arse and everything else "

Gorgeous name for a God damn it she's perfect woman!

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