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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm actually highly intelligent and remember EVERYTHING.
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I remember wierd things, like that speech about Pythagoras theory the Scarecrow said when he got his brains in Wizard of Oz.
But I can't remember what I had for tea last night. |
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"I can cum 2 liters every day
I can also make any woman squirt, whether or not she wants to."
Are you that young Dr back again
Ive just checked your 2 litres just make one gallon if you check back in the threads my two gallon tops your .and as for squirting don't get me started like it or not you say
I find they love it . |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I’m very good with mechanical objects, taking them apart/putting them back together. Fixing things. I’m also have an unfathomable depth for Blackadder and Bottom quotes. Him |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can hold half a dozen doughnuts without using my hands 
Don't you need your hand to put them on your cock or is a new hooplar game you've got going "
Nah, I just kinda flick it up and catch it at the same time  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can hold half a dozen of mini doughnuts without using my hands
Great 
Rude 
Didn’t think you’d spot it  "
Needed the help of a magnifying glass that I keep around for... reasons  |
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"I can hold half a dozen doughnuts without using my hands
Don't you need your hand to put them on your cock or is a new hooplar game you've got going
Nah, I just kinda flick it up and catch it at the same time
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Fair play to you bravo |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can hold half a dozen doughnuts without using my hands
I can eat a doughnut in one go but I might have to lick my lips  "
Well I'd have to challenge you to keep trying until you don't lick your lips  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Serious answer = I am a fairly decent poet
Joke answer = I do a great impression of WW2 pilot Douglas Barder on a night out ending up legless and shot down
Joke answer shows my age"
Maybe put some on your profile…?  |
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"I can hold half a dozen doughnuts without using my hands
I can eat a doughnut in one go but I might have to lick my lips "
Could I lick your lips after or while your messing about with the doughnut. |
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"Serious answer = I am a fairly decent poet
Joke answer = I do a great impression of WW2 pilot Douglas Barder on a night out ending up legless and shot down
Joke answer shows my age"
Met Douglas Bader when I was a kid. My father and I helped him out of trouble by pushing his car when he got stuck in sand on a beach car park.
Shows my age too! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can turn negatives into positives and leave everyone i meet feeling better"
This is so nice 
It's lovely having someone in your life like that.
Miss S x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can turn negatives into positives and leave everyone i meet feeling better
This is so nice
It's lovely having someone in your life like that.
Miss S x"
I have to make sure I'm filling my bucket regularly |
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"I can turn my hand to most practical things. I can fly things and make holes in things from far away.
I know CPR too."
Fuck me I'm not into men but will you marry me but only if you can cook as well and we don't have to have sex . |
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"I can sing. "Top top" soprano my music teacher used to call me.
Beth x
Are you in a choir?"
Nah, not since High School. Always fancied doing a bit of cabaret on the side of the office job. Just haven't got round to it. |
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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago
Secret hideaway in the pennines |
"I can sing. "Top top" soprano my music teacher used to call me.
Beth x
Are you in a choir?
Nah, not since High School. Always fancied doing a bit of cabaret on the side of the office job. Just haven't got round to it."
I did my first live gid with a band in 30 years last Sunday, fuck how I missed that |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can turn my hand to most practical things. I can fly things and make holes in things from far away.
I know CPR too.
Fuck me I'm not into men but will you marry me but only if you can cook as well and we don't have to have sex ."
Yes, I can cook pretty well too and as I haven't been having sex for ages anyway, that's not an issue. Sadly I must decline with thanks.......and commiserate myself that this is the best offer I have ever had on fab...  |
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By *iggy5Man
over a year ago
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So my party trick is being able to cock twitch whenever I want. Amazing in doggy. Expanding the tip and making the muscle feel like marble...so I have been told.
But seriously, it helps to strengthen the muscle giving you a lot of control to edge. |
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"I can turn my hand to most practical things. I can fly things and make holes in things from far away.
I know CPR too.
Fuck me I'm not into men but will you marry me but only if you can
cook as well and we don't have to have sex .
Yes, I can cook pretty well too and as I haven't been having sex for ages anyway, that's not an issue.
Sadly I must decline with
thanks.......and commiserate myself
that this is the best offer I have
ever had on fab... "
Wonderful responce thanks
I would never in million years thought I ever ask a man that question . but for all the rejection I've had here must say your is the best so far . |
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"I can sing. "Top top" soprano my music teacher used to call me.
Beth x
Are you in a choir?
Nah, not since High School. Always fancied doing a bit of cabaret on the side of the office job. Just haven't got round to it. I did my first live gid with a band in 30 years last Sunday, fuck how I missed that"
Nothing like it eh? My problem is my personal taste in music is so eclectic, it's hard putting a programme together that fits and would please most audiences. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can fit my entire fist in my mouth. Not sure it’s a talent but it does make me laugh
Me too!
I can roll my tongue into a tube shape and make a noise like a dove by blowing through it "
I don't believe you about the first thing, I think proof is needed |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Putting my towels away after a shower.
It's a talent AND a miracle when it happens.
F
I bet this is a lie "
Quickly get this thread closed before my husband finishes his pc game 
F |
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"Non verbal communication
Why did a sloppy bj pop into my head 
Because it’s you
Wait.. Did she mean sign language "
I did mean something more along the wholesome lines - yes. But you’re forgiven, based on what you know about me  |
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Several. They keep surfacing like bobbing apples and I keep pushing them back down again.
The minute folks see you have acquired a skill, you get, "Oh, can you make one of those for me?"
'Fraid not. It's a hobby not a business. I give my time to my hobbies for my own enjoyment. It's how I relax. I won't be able to relax if it turns in to work. |
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I am a wonderful human being apparently. Also:
- I can suck like a... No, maybe average at best.
- I can bang like a... No, maybe average at best. And utterly out of practice.
- I can eat chocolate. Yes, this one I can do But only average amounts of it. |
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