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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago
Manchester (he/him) |
It’s the return of the often imitated but never replicated (yeah, ok, easily replicated) oooft thread!
The rules are simple; post that you're in on the thread, then if you see someone that makes your pulse race and causes the involuntary exclamation "oooft!", send them a message letting them know.
Who knows where it could lead?
Remember to respect filters and keep it friendly folks. Away you go! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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In and offft nice torso buddy! If I sucked dick I absolutely would  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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In |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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In and big Sunday offfttt to all you sexy mofo's  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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All I wanna do is ooft it
Boner boner
All I wanna do is ooft it |
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In to ooft and hopefullt be ooft at  |
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Oh Team Monkey. You star. I absolutely need this thread today. Obviously you receive my first ooooft. 
I’m am in and ready to oooft.
Mrs M x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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We are in and taking a look around xx |
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"In and offft nice torso buddy! If I sucked dick I absolutely would "
I do and I would 
XX |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I’m in |
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By *imbob85Man
over a year ago
inverness |
I’d like to pop in see if I take anyones fancy  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"In to ooft and hopefullt be ooft at "
Offting at monkey. Or bones. Whichever one looks great in stockings. Would absolutely Irish jig with x |
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"Oh Team Monkey. You star. I absolutely need this thread today. Obviously you receive my first ooooft.
I’m am in and ready to oooft.
Mrs M x"
Oooft _istypeaks  |
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By *evonrobMan
over a year ago
Kingsbridge |
"In to ooft and hopefullt be ooft at "
Ooft in spades! |
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I'm in to give some oooftage... And if someone wants to give me an oooft, I'm ok with that  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"In and offft nice torso buddy! If I sucked dick I absolutely would "
Cam I watch? |
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I'll be in a while and have reinforced the creaking seams of my inbox to cope with the undoubted influx. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Out.
I gave it a shot  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Im in |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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am in x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'll play  |
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By *ohnFKMan
over a year ago
Where the Streets Have No Name |
In, please |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"In and offft nice torso buddy! If I sucked dick I absolutely would
Cam I watch?"
Offftttt |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"In and offft nice torso buddy! If I sucked dick I absolutely would
Cam I watch?"
You could if I did but I'd have to watch you sloppy kiss a woman for a good 10 minutes too.
Also did you know I offt at you? Just making sure x |
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Slightly bleary eyed and fuzzy headed so please oofft gently. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'll play "
Oh you're back! Someone said to me you were my perfect woman before, not sure how they would know, but for that reason and you know, seeing you look incredible. Offt x |
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By *ndiiiMan
over a year ago
Paisley Scotland |
In again, great fun xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I’m in on this lovely Sunday morning x |
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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago
Manchester (he/him) |
"In and offft nice torso buddy! If I sucked dick I absolutely would
Cam I watch?"
That sounds like an added incentive |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"In and offft nice torso buddy! If I sucked dick I absolutely would
Cam I watch?
You could if I did but I'd have to watch you sloppy kiss a woman for a good 10 minutes too.
Also did you know I offt at you? Just making sure x"
I'm afraid gonna need proof. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"In and offft nice torso buddy! If I sucked dick I absolutely would
Cam I watch?
That sounds like an added incentive "
I'll work on it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"All I wanna do is ooft it
Boner boner
All I wanna do is ooft it"
Oh still would obviously too..offt. |
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Ooooft, oooft it real good!!
*breaks into dance* |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oooffftttt! I am in "
You kniw you get a offffttt and if your good some starmix |
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"In to ooft and hopefullt be ooft at
Offting at monkey. Or bones. Whichever one looks great in stockings. Would absolutely Irish jig with x"
That would be Bones oofting back |
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Too many gorgeous people to ooft at, but all those on my friends list know my ooft for them is enough to empty my lungs and bend the bones of the wind-torn Earth. |
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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago
Manchester (he/him) |
"Oh Team Monkey. You star. I absolutely need this thread today. Obviously you receive my first ooooft.
I’m am in and ready to oooft.
Mrs M x"
Oooft back to you too! |
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"Ooooft, oooft it real good!!
*breaks into dance*"
Oofts you sir |
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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago
Manchester (he/him) |
"In and offft nice torso buddy! If I sucked dick I absolutely would
Cam I watch?
That sounds like an added incentive
I'll work on it "
You seem to work on me every time |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm in xx |
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"I'm in xx"
Oooft just outside your age range x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Same, in"
Oh a little hot. |
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"I'm in xx"
Oofted with pleasure! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Im in |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'll play
Oh you're back! Someone said to me you were my perfect woman before, not sure how they would know, but for that reason and you know, seeing you look incredible. Offt x"
Ha! I wonder why they said that?
And yes I'm back, for now. X |
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Oooooooffffffffffftttttttttt, we’re in |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"In  "
Oofft,oofft |
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In.
But only whilst my cafetière is charged. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'll play
Oh you're back! Someone said to me you were my perfect woman before, not sure how they would know, but for that reason and you know, seeing you look incredible. Offt x
Ha! I wonder why they said that?
Oofft
And yes I'm back, for now. X"
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"In
Oofft,oofft"
Ooft ooft to you too |
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"Oooooooffffffffffftttttttttt, we’re in "
Oooft...so you are. |
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By *alvin.Man
over a year ago
Cork/Dublin |
I'm going to start writing messages straight away
In for a bit. |
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"Oooooooffffffffffftttttttttt, we’re in "
Ooooooffffffttttt |
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I shall see who needs a good ooooooft, and who I want to get my hands and tongue all over |
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"I'm in xx"
Can we oooffftt you again please |
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"In "
Kinky_Inked_Bi gets an oooooft from me.
XX |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I shall see who needs a good ooooooft, and who I want to get my hands and tongue all over "
Oooft |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Oofft am in |
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"In.
But only whilst my cafetière is charged."
Ah Nero, I offer you a genteel uft |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oooooooffffffffffftttttttttt, we’re in "
You know you get an offt! |
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By *he LsCouple
over a year ago
East Midlands |
"In "
Oooffftttt |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"In"
Not seen before but OFFFTTT |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By *he LsCouple
over a year ago
East Midlands |
"I'm in xx
Can we oooffftt you again please "
Oooffftttt |
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"In.
But only whilst my cafetière is charged.
Ah Nero, I offer you a genteel uft "
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You can be my Red Baron in the Fab L'uft'waffe. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I’m in |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'll play
Oh you're back! Someone said to me you were my perfect woman before, not sure how they would know, but for that reason and you know, seeing you look incredible. Offt x
Ha! I wonder why they said that?
And yes I'm back, for now. X"
I mean you're my 'type' and look incredible so you're doing ok! Didn't really get to interact so who knows you may think I'm unbearable. It's usually that or love |
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By *eartsmanMan
over a year ago
southeast , midlands, southern France |
I'm in |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Always in for some oooft! |
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Øooo°ft MrMonkey: a ooft'able Profile. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm in and first ooooffft to the OP but followed by an ooooffft to everyone today |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I’m Ooftin’ in! |
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So many I'd like to oooft, filters damn you |
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Love this thread! we're in and will do a bit of oofting later |
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By *KG12Couple
over a year ago
Burnley |
Can't beat qn oooffft to boost confidence |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I’m joining in! So hot in here
First oooft to you, OP! |
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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago
Deepest darkest Peru |
I’m just giving everyone a great big Ooooft! |
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"An ooft for everyone "
Oooofffftttt right back to you |
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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago
Manchester (he/him) |
"I shall see who needs a good ooooooft, and who I want to get my hands and tongue all over "
Me please! |
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"An ooft for everyone "
Oh very much an oooffft from me |
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"I'm in and first ooooffft to the OP but followed by an ooooffft to everyone today "
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I shall take a thimbleful of your benevolent "ooooffft™" and treasure it. |
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By *ogo1189Man
over a year ago
Rossendale |
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By *ogo1189Man
over a year ago
Rossendale |
"An ooft for everyone "
I’ll ooft you all night for being so well mannered |
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36 minutes in, how am I late??!!! What a bunch of ooffttting perverts
But you all look Sunday Spectacular and I ooofftt at you. I ooofftt you gooooood |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I’m in oooft |
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"I shall see who needs a good ooooooft, and who I want to get my hands and tongue all over
Me please! "
It would be rude not to
Oooooft |
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"Always in for some oooft! "
You two are brilliant! Definite ooft. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I’m in seen a few I’d offtt |
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"36 minutes in, how am I late??!!! What a bunch of ooffttting perverts
But you all look Sunday Spectacular and I ooofftt at you. I ooofftt you gooooood "
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Good morning Vicår †
Your ooofting parishioners are ready. |
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There’s a lot to Ooft in here today. Happy Sunday everyone |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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In for a bit x |
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Morning fellow ooofters, I'm in |
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By *rtyIanMan
over a year ago
Gateway to the Beacons |
A glorious Sunday Oofft to each and every one of you |
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"In and offft nice torso buddy! If I sucked dick I absolutely would "
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Look everyone!!! Brucey sucks dicks! Fact!  |
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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago
Liverpool |
Ohhh a very good way to wake up with an oooft |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"In and offft nice torso buddy! If I sucked dick I absolutely would
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Look everyone!!! Brucey sucks dicks! Fact! "
Half of fab wishes!
Usually the female half |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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So many oofts! I need a brew and a custard cream to get me through you lot |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ooft yeah |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Go for it |
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By *eaSlutsCouple
over a year ago
Glasgow |
These are always good fun. In and oooofting
X |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So many oofts! I need a brew and a custard cream to get me through you lot "
Are you surprised? Oooft! |
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"Ohhh a very good way to wake up with an oooft"
Oofting at you |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ahhh, what the heck… I’m in |
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"Go for it "
Ooo a big fat juicy oooooffttt for you |
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"So many oofts! I need a brew and a custard cream to get me through you lot "
Do you dunk your custard cream?
XX |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"These are always good fun. In and oooofting
X "
Just yes. Sometimes I see a couple and can really genuinely imagine having the best time with them and you're one of em! |
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"So many oofts! I need a brew and a custard cream to get me through you lot "
Ooft |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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In and ooooooffft! We are all hot
Happy Sunday |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I am in |
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"An ooft for everyone "
Oof to you too |
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Morning all.
For one day only…
OOOFFTT to all of you on the thread.
Feeling generous, club night last night and great morning sex.. |
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"In to ooft and hopefullt be ooft at "
Ooft |
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Nothing like a good Ooofting..
In.. |
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"So many oofts! I need a brew and a custard cream to get me through you lot "
Ooft |
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"An ooft for everyone "
And an Ooooft for you too |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'll play |
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By *eaSlutsCouple
over a year ago
Glasgow |
"These are always good fun. In and oooofting
X
Just yes. Sometimes I see a couple and can really genuinely imagine having the best time with them and you're one of em!"
You're too kind  C x |
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"Nothing like a good Ooofting..
In.. "
Damn filters!! Can’t resist ooofftting those lips |
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By *lappyMan
over a year ago
Manchester |
I’d like to play please |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Go for it
Ooft "
I have basically one profile picture which doesn’t reveal much and I still manage to get those oofts!
Your men are easy !
It is disconcerting. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Go for it
Ooft
I have basically one profile picture which doesn’t reveal much and I still manage to get those oofts!
Your men are easy !
It is disconcerting. "
Haha who offted you?
I mean the hairs good?. |
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"Go for it
Ooft
I have basically one profile picture which doesn’t reveal much and I still manage to get those oofts!
Your men are easy !
It is disconcerting. "
Simps! everywhere you look. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"These are always good fun. In and oooofting
X
Just yes. Sometimes I see a couple and can really genuinely imagine having the best time with them and you're one of em!
You're too kind C x"
You're not bashful! Also love when people say you're kind when really it's about wanting to have great sex with them. Never saw that as a kind act? Haha |
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"Go for it
Ooft
I have basically one profile picture which doesn’t reveal much and I still manage to get those oofts!
Your men are easy !
It is disconcerting. "
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We are torn between the mystique which hides behind your profile and your avatar - which resembles a Rapunzel locked in her tower gazing upon upon the silvan vista. |
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"Nothing like a good Ooofting..
In..
Damn filters!! Can’t resist ooofftting those lips "
Sorry |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm in |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm in |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Not done this for like a week xx |
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"I have basically one profile picture which doesn’t reveal much and I still manage to get those oofts! "
Ah, but I’ve seen your other pics. I know you deserve an oooft. Maybe two. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have basically one profile picture which doesn’t reveal much and I still manage to get those oofts!
Ah, but I’ve seen your other pics. I know you deserve an oooft. Maybe two. "
Well only because you are good looking yourself |
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OP, oooft you’re hot!!
We’re in - worth a laugh
J x |
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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago
Manchester (he/him) |
"Go for it
Ooft
I have basically one profile picture which doesn’t reveal much and I still manage to get those oofts!
Your men are easy !
It is disconcerting. "
I’ve not sent you anything, simply because I can’t see anything! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Go for it
Ooft
I have basically one profile picture which doesn’t reveal much and I still manage to get those oofts!
Your men are easy !
It is disconcerting.
I’ve not sent you anything, simply because I can’t see anything! "
Thanks God. |
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"Well only because you are good looking yourself "
Compliments before I’ve even had my morning coffee! I’m practically swooning here. |
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"Go for it
Ooft
I have basically one profile picture which doesn’t reveal much and I still manage to get those oofts!
Your men are easy !
It is disconcerting.
I’ve not sent you anything, simply because I can’t see anything!
Thanks God. "
Mine was just for the view |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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What the fuck mscheryl letting other people see your pictures! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Go for it
Ooft
I have basically one profile picture which doesn’t reveal much and I still manage to get those oofts!
Your men are easy !
It is disconcerting. "
Beautiful scenery |
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In, and a huge oooft to Tom and Jennie! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Go for it
Ooft
I have basically one profile picture which doesn’t reveal much and I still manage to get those oofts!
Your men are easy !
It is disconcerting.
Beautiful scenery "
Wish I could say the same |
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