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By *elix Sighted OP Man over a year ago

Cloud 8

Who wants what?

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By *ellhungvweMan over a year ago

Cheltenham

Packet of twiglets and a pint of milk please.

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By *istyPeaksCouple over a year ago

braintree

Ham and cheese toast ie please

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

Sparkling water.

Some hairspray.

Maybe some cherries.

Thanks hun.

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS over a year ago

Bristol

Some long leather boots

A big dildo

And a gay porn magazine.

Oh and some beer please

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple over a year ago

Leeds

Mint matchmakers

Silk lube

Some macaroons

And some decent coffee please

Mrs

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple over a year ago

Leeds

If you’re going passed Morrisons. Can you grab me 5/6 mini egg Easter eggs. The little ones 75p. Thanks.

The mr

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

would you mind grabbing me a pornstar martini or 9 please? Thank you kindly in advance

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Bring back any hot woman for me with that charm please!

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By *an4funMan over a year ago

london

Fat giraffe, a thirsty toad and 3 blind turkeys please

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By *avexxMan over a year ago

cheshire

brunette or blonde not fussed,,

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By *ad NannaWoman over a year ago

East London

I need bin bags, a dustpan and brush, Zoflora and loads of chocolate.

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By *ris GrayMan over a year ago

Dorchester

"Who wants what?"
I'm going into town to

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By *elix Sighted OP Man over a year ago

Cloud 8

"Packet of twiglets and a pint of milk please."

Easy first one - done.

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By *elix Sighted OP Man over a year ago

Cloud 8

"Ham and cheese toast ie please "

Bought one.

Ate it.

Bought another one.

Posted it. Should be with you by Monday (you'll need to be in to sign for it)

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By *elix Sighted OP Man over a year ago

Cloud 8

"Sparkling water.

Some hairspray.

Maybe some cherries.

Thanks hun."

Done hun!

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By *elix Sighted OP Man over a year ago

Cloud 8

"Some long leather boots

A big dildo

And a gay porn magazine.

Oh and some beer please

What colour dildo? I'm guessing purple but didn't want to assume.

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By *elix Sighted OP Man over a year ago

Cloud 8

"Mint matchmakers

Silk lube

Some macaroons

And some decent coffee please

Mrs "

With lube on the list i'm a little bit worried what you're going to do with the matchmakers......

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By *penbicoupleCouple over a year ago

Northampton

"Who wants what?"

Soft Licorice, please.

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By *elix Sighted OP Man over a year ago

Cloud 8

"would you mind grabbing me a pornstar martini or 9 please? Thank you kindly in advance

Px "

Messed up. Got you a pornstar instead. I'll go back.

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By *elix Sighted OP Man over a year ago

Cloud 8

"Fat giraffe, a thirsty toad and 3 blind turkeys please"

Got some of those in the garage i think.

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By *elix Sighted OP Man over a year ago

Cloud 8

"If you’re going passed Morrisons. Can you grab me 5/6 mini egg Easter eggs. The little ones 75p. Thanks.

The mr "

Love these!! Getting some for myself too.

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By *elix Sighted OP Man over a year ago

Cloud 8

"Bring back any hot woman for me with that charm please!"

picked up a selection for you Brucey. Some are less 'trampy' than others.

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By *cottish guy 555Man over a year ago

London

Cornetto

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By *elix Sighted OP Man over a year ago

Cloud 8

"I need bin bags, a dustpan and brush, Zoflora and loads of chocolate.

WTF is zoflora??!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Roast Beef Monster Munch please

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By *ed VoluptaWoman over a year ago

Wirral.

"Cornetto

Cornetto is Italian for croissant.

Just thought I'd say that.

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By *elix Sighted OP Man over a year ago

Cloud 8

"Cornetto

Cornetto is Italian for croissant.

Just thought I'd say that.

I'll get one of each!!

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By *cottish guy 555Man over a year ago

London

"Cornetto

Cornetto is Italian for croissant.

Just thought I'd say that.

I'll get one of each!! "

And watch out for the zombies

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By *entBarryUKMan over a year ago

Ashford

Waffles, maple syrup and bacon please.

I fancy a big breakfast in the morning.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You can’t afford me op

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By *ookie46Woman over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

A Yorkie please

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By *elix Sighted OP Man over a year ago

Cloud 8

"Waffles, maple syrup and bacon please.

I fancy a big breakfast in the morning."

Nice shout. I’m having this with pancakes on Tuesday. Then pancakes with Nutella for pudding

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By *elix Sighted OP Man over a year ago

Cloud 8

"You can’t afford me op "

I could save up. Have you got any of those massive boards with a money thermometer on?

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By *elix Sighted OP Man over a year ago

Cloud 8

"A Yorkie please

NO!!! Yorkies are NOT for women. That’s man’s chocolates. Bad girl.

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS over a year ago

Bristol

"Some long leather boots

A big dildo

And a gay porn magazine.

Oh and some beer please

What colour dildo? I'm guessing purple but didn't want to assume."

Black or flesh coloured if you could, preferably around 9"

Cheers

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By *ittlebirdWoman over a year ago

The Big Smoke

OP I hope you bought all the ingredients you promised me for pancake day. I’m expecting that gorgeous breakfast cooked for me you know?

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By *elix Sighted OP Man over a year ago

Cloud 8

"Some long leather boots

A big dildo

And a gay porn magazine.

Oh and some beer please

What colour dildo? I'm guessing purple but didn't want to assume.

Black or flesh coloured if you could, preferably around 9"

Cheers

Just got thrown out of Debenhams. I was waiting for the woman to come back with the boots and started drinking the beer. She saw the empty cans and the HUGE stack of porn I got you and asked me to fack orff.

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By *elix Sighted OP Man over a year ago

Cloud 8

"OP I hope you bought all the ingredients you promised me for pancake day. I’m expecting that gorgeous breakfast cooked for me you know?

Littlebird my darling of filth, how could I forget?! I’ve got you a succulent sausage and some whipped cream

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By *ittlebirdWoman over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"OP I hope you bought all the ingredients you promised me for pancake day. I’m expecting that gorgeous breakfast cooked for me you know?

Littlebird my darling of filth, how could I forget?! I’ve got you a succulent sausage and some whipped cream

I’m afraid that is not what I ordered. Chop chop now

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS over a year ago

Bristol

"Some long leather boots

A big dildo

And a gay porn magazine.

Oh and some beer please

What colour dildo? I'm guessing purple but didn't want to assume.

Black or flesh coloured if you could, preferably around 9"

Cheers

Fucks sake, you got my dildo though right? Tell me I haven't lubed myself up for nothing

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