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Saw this once, the one time I ventured to a club. She had her head in her partner’s lap and the men were taking it in turns. Looked like my worst nightmare but she seemed to be enjoying it as were all the people watching.
It confirmed clubs weren’t for me. |
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over a year ago
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"Saw this once, the one time I ventured to a club. She had her head in her partner’s lap and the men were taking it in turns. Looked like my worst nightmare but she seemed to be enjoying it as were all the people watching. "
Literally added to my fucket list  Px |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Saw this once, the one time I ventured to a club. She had her head in her partner’s lap and the men were taking it in turns. Looked like my worst nightmare but she seemed to be enjoying it as were all the people watching.
It confirmed clubs weren’t for me. "
If I knew about a more cleavage than creps party and told you about you wouldn’t attend? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Queuing is a very British thing to do no doubt about it, us Brits love a queue
It literally was a perfect queue. Eagerly waiting, condom in hand.  "
How very polite  |
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By *erces LetiferMan
over a year ago
Somewhere off the edge of the map... 'ere there be monsters |
"Queuing is a very British thing to do no doubt about it, us Brits love a queue
It literally was a perfect queue. Eagerly waiting, condom in hand.
How very polite "
Mmm, yes. Quite.
*sips tea* |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Queuing is a very British thing to do no doubt about it, us Brits love a queue
It literally was a perfect queue. Eagerly waiting, condom in hand.
How very polite
Mmm, yes. Quite.
*sips tea*"
Remember to hold your pinky out as you sip darling. And no slurping |
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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago
Newcastle |
"Queuing is a very British thing to do no doubt about it, us Brits love a queue
unlike Philip and holly
Fuck those queue jumping motherheckers! "
They ruined what us British stood for respect and manner s |
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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago
Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro |
"Saw this once, the one time I ventured to a club. She had her head in her partner’s lap and the men were taking it in turns. Looked like my worst nightmare but she seemed to be enjoying it as were all the people watching.
It confirmed clubs weren’t for me. "
You and me alike. Couldn't think of much worse than this.
When I went to a club, I just didn't go upstairs for this reason. I'd definitely go again. The swimming pool was great though  |
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"Saw this once, the one time I ventured to a club. She had her head in her partner’s lap and the men were taking it in turns. Looked like my worst nightmare but she seemed to be enjoying it as were all the people watching.
It confirmed clubs weren’t for me.
You and me alike. Couldn't think of much worse than this.
When I went to a club, I just didn't go upstairs for this reason. I'd definitely go again. The swimming pool was great though "
You’re back!   |
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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago
Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro |
"Saw this once, the one time I ventured to a club. She had her head in her partner’s lap and the men were taking it in turns. Looked like my worst nightmare but she seemed to be enjoying it as were all the people watching.
It confirmed clubs weren’t for me.
You and me alike. Couldn't think of much worse than this.
When I went to a club, I just didn't go upstairs for this reason. I'd definitely go again. The swimming pool was great though
You’re back! "
xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It's quite a hot scenario, no doubt. Hard to find decent porn of it, though..."
It was the first porn I ever came across. I found an old VHS video tape with around 15 guys lined up waiting in turn to give a woman anal.
Her arse was left looking like the Japanese flag. Never got that sight out of my mind.  |
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By *abioMan
over a year ago
Newcastle and Gateshead |
"Make it sound like the meat counter at Tesco’s…. Take ya ticket!!!!
No.27 please…….
Cashier No3 please "
The boating lake… come in no.15… come in no.15… your time is up!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Make it sound like the meat counter at Tesco’s…. Take ya ticket!!!!
No.27 please……. "
Maybe they should introduce that into clubs. Then guys could go off and socialise whilst waiting to be called.
Beep beep 35 to the front of the queue.. |
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I remember an advert for Loaded magazine subscription once. It was a naked guy holding a number card, like 501. Under the card was a feature about the Houston 500 gangbang.
Caption read "don't miss out like this poor sod. Get your Loaded subscription today!" |
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"Make it sound like the meat counter at Tesco’s…. Take ya ticket!!!!
No.27 please…….
Cashier No3 please
The boating lake… come in no.15… come in no.15… your time is up!! "
This reminds me of an old joke.
At the boating lake "come in number 91, your time is up".
"Hey boss, we haven't got a number 91".
"Number 16, are you in trouble?" |
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"I’d love to be the woman
Me too 
& me
We've got a bona fide queue of women now each waiting for their queue of men... queues upon queues forming up in here! "
I’m ready. When and where is it happening?? |
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By *erces LetiferMan
over a year ago
Somewhere off the edge of the map... 'ere there be monsters |
"I’d love to be the woman
Me too
& me
We've got a bona fide queue of women now each waiting for their queue of men... queues upon queues forming up in here!
I’m ready. When and where is it happening??"
Right this way, m'lady, now just pop this blindfold on... |
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"I’d love to be the woman
Me too
& me
We've got a bona fide queue of women now each waiting for their queue of men... queues upon queues forming up in here!
I’m ready. When and where is it happening??
Right this way, m'lady, now just pop this blindfold on... "
Blindfold on
Clothes off
Lingerie on
I’m ready  |
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"I’d love to be the woman
Me too
& me
We've got a bona fide queue of women now each waiting for their queue of men... queues upon queues forming up in here!
I’m ready. When and where is it happening??
Right this way, m'lady, now just pop this blindfold on...
Blindfold on
Clothes off
Lingerie on
I’m ready "
That's horny. Can't wait to have my turn... |
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By *abioMan
over a year ago
Newcastle and Gateshead |
"Do you take a ticket for a go? "
The amount of times when I have had to bite my lip in clubs when I have heard the words “can I have a go?”
I always feel like saying… dude, you are not 8!!! |
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