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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago
Wolverhampton |
If sex with you was a funfair ride, which one would you be and why?
Bonus points if your answer makes me snort liquid out my nose 
I'd be a pirate ship. You get a steady rhythm, plenty of ups and downs, and occasionally someone will scream or cry |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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whatever the name of the ride is where you're strapped in to the cart things and they're on arms and they fling you around up down left right backwards forwards.
not doing this very well.
but basically the psychotic fairground ride...that.
 Px |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"whatever the name of the ride is where you're strapped in to the cart things and they're on arms and they fling you around up down left right backwards forwards.
not doing this very well.
but basically the psychotic fairground ride...that.
Px "
A duck we wouldn’t mind hooking  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"whatever the name of the ride is where you're strapped in to the cart things and they're on arms and they fling you around up down left right backwards forwards.
not doing this very well.
but basically the psychotic fairground ride...that.
Px "
You have to be at least [this big] to ride. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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That one with all the different things you can sit on and looks so much fun, then you realise it just goes round, and round ever so slowly and is actually boring as fuck and you can't wait to get off. |
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"That one with all the different things you can sit on and looks so much fun, then you realise it just goes round, and round ever so slowly and is actually boring as fuck and you can't wait to get off. "
Can i have 10 goes on that please!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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We're not as exciting as a fairground ride, we're more like the burger van. Seems such a good idea at the time, but results in queasiness and a vow never to do it again. |
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Haunted House.
Full of cobwebs & odd looking things. Then things start to look better and some fucker in a mask jumps out at you & sends you running, screaming in fear.
Then you finally get out & sigh in relief
Mrs M
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"If sex with you was a funfair ride, which one would you be and why?
Bonus points if your answer makes me snort liquid out my nose
I'd be a pirate ship. You get a steady rhythm, plenty of ups and downs, and occasionally someone will scream or cry"
Mine's like an endurance race, goes on too long and unexpected shit happens  |
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“The House That Jack Built”
It looks ok at first then you get in and realise that nothing is quite right, the perspectives in the rooms send you dizzy, everything is angled and wonky and if you catch your reflection in a mirror, you realise how funny you look and have to scramble desperately to get out before you wee yourself from laughing !
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By *rtyIanMan
over a year ago
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"Haunted House.
Full of cobwebs & odd looking things. Then things start to look better and some fucker in a mask jumps out at you & sends you running, screaming in fear.
Then you finally get out & sigh in relief
Mrs M
(Have I sold myself well)? "
I'm in |
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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago
Wolverhampton |
"We're not as exciting as a fairground ride, we're more like the burger van. Seems such a good idea at the time, but results in queasiness and a vow never to do it again."
Leaves you a bit sweaty and needing a good drink |
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"I'm the queue. You see lots of people joining and assume it must be really exciting. Then you become disillusioned with waiting and give up before finding out if it was worth it."
Oh dear. I usually eat my sandwiches in the queue. |
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
The dodgems.
Because I come with a little extra padding around the edges, will often involve electricity in the fun and at some point you're guaranteed to get banged from behind, possibly causing whiplash at the same time.
Where there's blame, there's a claim.....and it's as good an excuse for some time off from work as any. 
A |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"We're not as exciting as a fairground ride, we're more like the burger van. Seems such a good idea at the time, but results in queasiness and a vow never to do it again.
Leaves you a bit sweaty and needing a good drink "
At best. At worst, people leave us in an existential crisis. |
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"If sex with you was a funfair ride, which one would you be and why?
Bonus points if your answer makes me snort liquid out my nose
I'd be a pirate ship. You get a steady rhythm, plenty of ups and downs, and occasionally someone will scream or cry"
The Big Dipper....... Its Big and it dips |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’d be the candy floss stall… you eat it anyway despite the fact it tastes odd and is sticky
So very moreish, and everyone wants a piece "
I’d love a piece
The question is where to put the stick once you’ve swallowed it all? |
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