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"...erel living next to my allotment plot. It's ultra annoying and quite loud. What things in nature annoy you?"
My old neighbours used to own chickens. One year they got a cockerel in for a fortnight, presumably to roger all the birds senseless.
Bastard used to start crowing at 5am. Mind you, I’d probably be crowing as well… |
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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago
Newcastle |
"...erel living next to my allotment plot. It's ultra annoying and quite loud. What things in nature annoy you?
My old neighbours used to own chickens. One year they got a cockerel in for a fortnight, presumably to roger all the birds senseless.
Bastard used to start crowing at 5am. Mind you, I’d probably be crowing as well…"
It's late, my neighbor's used to start at 4:30am every morning until he built a shed for them |
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Midges, the horrid little buggers eat me alive whenever they see me.
There was a nocturnal cockerel on the allotments over the road when I first moved to this house. Noisy little sod used to cockadoodledo all through the night, never made a sound as soon as the sun came up  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Joggers who run at you
Dog walkers who can see their stupid unleashed pooch is annoying my dog (and my dog will destroy theirs if I let it off the lead)
Tourists dawdling along the pavement
Grumpy old man here, I could go on... |
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"Oh and foxes. That noise they make when shagging at night. Living in inner London I always think that someone is being murdered in my back yard"
You hardly ever hear them in the countryside, or wood pigeons. Come and visit, its quite peaceful  |
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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago
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"Oh and foxes. That noise they make when shagging at night. Living in inner London I always think that someone is being murdered in my back yard
You hardly ever hear them in the countryside, or wood pigeons. Come and visit, its quite peaceful "
You say that now but if I were to move to the arse end of nowhere they would follow me to wake me at some ungodly hour with their cacophony. Be thankful I'm in sarf London innit! |
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By *ot-AshMan
over a year ago
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"Fucking Wood Pigeons... All that hoo hoooo hoo-ing in the morning waking me up. The buggers hound me everywhere I go  "
I hate pigeons too...I can't sit on a bench in the high road without them harrasing me and I'm not even eating anything...grrr.....  |
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"Fucking Wood Pigeons... All that hoo hoooo hoo-ing in the morning waking me up. The buggers hound me everywhere I go "
Aww love them! I'm listening to one right now out there in my garden! Find it soothing x |
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"Oh and foxes. That noise they make when shagging at night. Living in inner London I always think that someone is being murdered in my back yard
You hardly ever hear them in the countryside, or wood pigeons. Come and visit, its quite peaceful
You say that now but if I were to move to the arse end of nowhere they would follow me to wake me at some ungodly hour with their cacophony. Be thankful I'm in sarf London innit! "
I can't believe its that noisy. I need to heatr it for myself  |
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