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By *dventurous bi OP   Man  over a year ago

tesside

Q1. Five separate urinals in a row. Which do you choose?

Q2. Same five but someone is already stood in #2

Q3. As above, but both #2 & #4 are occupied.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Always, always go for the adjacent one. Bonus points for the middle of two occupied ones.

Absolutely love uncomfortable silences

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By *eo!!Man  over a year ago

Great Yarmouth


"Q1. Five separate urinals in a row. Which do you choose?

Q2. Same five but someone is already stood in #2

Q3. As above, but both #2 & #4 are occupied.

1, the one furthest away the door

2,5

3,1 or 5

"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Closest free urinal to the door.

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By *oiluvfunMan  over a year ago

Penrith


"Q1. Five separate urinals in a row. Which do you choose?

Q2. Same five but someone is already stood in #2

Q3. As above, but both #2 & #4 are occupied.

"

Q1. The closest one.

Q2. Probably #4

Q3. The closest spare one.

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By *eroLondonMan  over a year ago

Mayfair

The etiquette starts and ends at ensuring ones' hands are washed thoroughly. What occurs between is of less importance.

The significant number of men who brazenly walk out without even a polite nod towards the soap dispenser is...

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man  over a year ago

BRIDPORT

If it’s empty I see how far up the wall I can get it

If someone else is there I piss in their pocket.

Always, Always, wash hands after, I‘n not a totally uncivilised knob.

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By *etcplCouple  over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

Go into a stall?

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By *elix SightedMan  over a year ago

Cloud 8

Doesn’t really matter because I always face outwards.

#alwaysdoitmore

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By *hrisukbishareCouple  over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Q1. Five separate urinals in a row. Which do you choose?

One to the Right end - if I'm feeling exhibitionist. One on the Left if voyeur or shy. (preuming most people are right handed)

Q2. Same five but someone is already stood in #2

As above

Q3. As above, but both #2 & #4 are occupied.

No 3 - so I can see what's going on better

"

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By *929Man  over a year ago

newcastle


"Q1. Five separate urinals in a row. Which do you choose?

Q2. Same five but someone is already stood in #2

Q3. As above, but both #2 & #4 are occupied.

"

Q1 closest

Q2 - 4 or 5

Q3 - 1 or 5 so not in the middle

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I like to stand at whichever urinal is free next to one or two other gents, let my trousers and pants drop to the floor and then engage in friendly conversations while looking them in the eye

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple  over a year ago

Lincoln

I like to assert dominance by always taking the one next to an occupied urinal. If they're all empty, I'll wait for someone else to enter first

LvM

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By *otSoPoshWoman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

I don't know how you men (not all men) actually manage to use a public convenience. It seems stressful.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I don't know how you men (not all men) actually manage to use a public convenience. It seems stressful."

Who says it isn't stressful? Were men we just get on with it and get out

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By *otSoPoshWoman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I don't know how you men (not all men) actually manage to use a public convenience. It seems stressful.

Who says it isn't stressful? Were men we just get on with it and get out"

You're one of the (not all men) I mentioned, clearly.

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By *atfuckerbristolMan  over a year ago

Wells

Q3 - use a cubicle

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Maximise personal space wherever possible

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

In the sink, no excuse for not washing your hands at that point

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By *ansoffateMan  over a year ago

Sagittarius A

Don't piss on my shoes.

After that you do you.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'd like to use this thread to apologise for using the mens loo when the ladies has been full or no toilet paper. I'll try not do it again.

Sincerely

Claire xx

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By *hrisukbishareCouple  over a year ago

Edinburgh


"I'd like to use this thread to apologise for using the mens loo when the ladies has been full or no toilet paper. I'll try not do it again.

Sincerely

Claire xx"

You are most welcome - the more Fab folk the better

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"The etiquette starts and ends at ensuring ones' hands are washed thoroughly. What occurs between is of less importance.

The significant number of men who brazenly walk out without even a polite nod towards the soap dispenser is... "

Grips my shit when people walk out not having washed there hands afterwards.

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By *aggonerMan  over a year ago

for a penny

No3 each time.

I’ve nothing to be ashamed of.

If anyone wants to look, it’s on show. If they don’t want to look, nothing lost.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Q1. Five separate urinals in a row. Which do you choose?

Q2. Same five but someone is already stood in #2

Q3. As above, but both #2 & #4 are occupied.

"

I always shit in urinal number 1 closest to the door

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By *isaB45Woman  over a year ago

Fabville

I would stand in the middle, so that I could check out the chaps..

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By *d59michelleTV/TS  over a year ago

walsall


"The etiquette starts and ends at ensuring ones' hands are washed thoroughly. What occurs between is of less importance.

The significant number of men who brazenly walk out without even a polite nod towards the soap dispenser is...

Grips my shit when people walk out not having washed there hands afterwards."

Washed your own but then you have to use the same door handle as them

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By *aggonerMan  over a year ago

for a penny


"I would stand in the middle, so that I could check out the chaps.. "

It’s an unwritten rule that you have to do more than stand at the urinal, or at least appear to be doing something. But I’m sure your attentiveness would be appreciated.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

If the odds are busy then I use a cubicle. If they are busy then I will use which ever is free. If I'm desperate then I will use what ever is free at that moment, if they are that insecure they have to look then that's on them..

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