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over a year ago
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A fucking great big hug.
I don’t feel down or low, and nothing bad has happened (I’m not even out of bed yet  )
Just need a good squish! Any volunteers? |
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By *rtyIanMan
over a year ago
Gateway to the Beacons |
"A fucking great big hug.
I don’t feel down or low, and nothing bad has happened (I’m not even out of bed yet )
Just need a good squish! Any volunteers?"
Always here you hairy arsed webbed toed gog
Sending cwtches north xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A fucking great big hug.
I don’t feel down or low, and nothing bad has happened (I’m not even out of bed yet )
Just need a good squish! Any volunteers?"
I like squishy things, come here  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"A fucking great big hug.
I don’t feel down or low, and nothing bad has happened (I’m not even out of bed yet )
Just need a good squish! Any volunteers?
Always here you hairy arsed webbed toed gog
Sending cwtches north xx"
Diolch
Six fingered see you next Tuesday |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"A fucking great big hug.
I don’t feel down or low, and nothing bad has happened (I’m not even out of bed yet )
Just need a good squish! Any volunteers?
I like squishy things, come here "
Who doesn’t like things that are squishy?!
Actually… knowing you you’ve got a smartarse answer for that so don’t answer that one  |
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By *rtyIanMan
over a year ago
Gateway to the Beacons |
"A fucking great big hug.
I don’t feel down or low, and nothing bad has happened (I’m not even out of bed yet )
Just need a good squish! Any volunteers?
Always here you hairy arsed webbed toed gog
Sending cwtches north xx
Diolch
Six fingered see you next Tuesday "
Cuddles Until Night Time |
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"A fucking great big hug.
I don’t feel down or low, and nothing bad has happened (I’m not even out of bed yet )
Just need a good squish! Any volunteers?"
Hell yes. Nothing better than a bear hug of a cuddle, long and warm, before getting up. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A fucking great big hug.
I don’t feel down or low, and nothing bad has happened (I’m not even out of bed yet )
Just need a good squish! Any volunteers?"
Gladly put myself forward to be your hugger i love big hugs,and been told I'm very good at them |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"A fucking great big hug.
I don’t feel down or low, and nothing bad has happened (I’m not even out of bed yet )
Just need a good squish! Any volunteers?
Always here you hairy arsed webbed toed gog
Sending cwtches north xx
Diolch
Six fingered see you next Tuesday
Cuddles Until Night Time "
It’s a term of endearment! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A fucking great big hug.
I don’t feel down or low, and nothing bad has happened (I’m not even out of bed yet )
Just need a good squish! Any volunteers?"
Hugs are the best  just makes everything feel that much better, Arms out and pull in close, tight squeeze and don’t let go |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A fucking great big hug.
I don’t feel down or low, and nothing bad has happened (I’m not even out of bed yet )
Just need a good squish! Any volunteers?"
We need a TV series called the Huggables filmed from your bed |
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"A fucking great big hug.
I don’t feel down or low, and nothing bad has happened (I’m not even out of bed yet )
Just need a good squish! Any volunteers?"
Sending some cuddles over the Mersey from my bed to yours  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"A fucking great big hug.
I don’t feel down or low, and nothing bad has happened (I’m not even out of bed yet )
Just need a good squish! Any volunteers?
Sending some cuddles over the Mersey from my bed to yours "
Sending them back, but don’t let the tunnel bizzies see them  |
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"Is it just me that feels really uncomfortable with hugs?
Then maybe this isn’t the thread for you
Wow....ok!!"
Still love your profile - cheers me up reading it - you may be completely physically repugnant to other humans with no redeeming features but you’re very funny xx |
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By *r laidbackMan
over a year ago
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"A fucking great big hug.
I don’t feel down or low, and nothing bad has happened (I’m not even out of bed yet )
Just need a good squish! Any volunteers?"
Got me a PHD in hugging, I'm like a kung-fu hugging master, you need a hug, I got you girl |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is it just me that feels really uncomfortable with hugs?
Then maybe this isn’t the thread for you
Wow....ok!!
Still love your profile - cheers me up reading it - you may be completely physically repugnant to other humans with no redeeming features but you’re very funny xx"
This is not the thread for this. |
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By *rtyIanMan
over a year ago
Gateway to the Beacons |
"A fucking great big hug.
I don’t feel down or low, and nothing bad has happened (I’m not even out of bed yet )
Just need a good squish! Any volunteers?
Always here you hairy arsed webbed toed gog
Sending cwtches north xx
Diolch
Six fingered see you next Tuesday
Cuddles Until Night Time
It’s a term of endearment! "
Cariad Until Next Time |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"A fucking great big hug.
I don’t feel down or low, and nothing bad has happened (I’m not even out of bed yet )
Just need a good squish! Any volunteers?
Always here you hairy arsed webbed toed gog
Sending cwtches north xx
Diolch
Six fingered see you next Tuesday
Cuddles Until Night Time
It’s a term of endearment!
Cariad Until Next Time "
See cariad isn’t really a term of endearment you hear in my little home village. It’s definitely the other thing. |
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"A fucking great big hug.
I don’t feel down or low, and nothing bad has happened (I’m not even out of bed yet )
Just need a good squish! Any volunteers?
Sending some cuddles over the Mersey from my bed to yours
Sending them back, but don’t let the tunnel bizzies see them "
I sent my hugs with the toll charge, I just hope they haven’t lost it on the way….. |
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By *rtyIanMan
over a year ago
Gateway to the Beacons |
"A fucking great big hug.
I don’t feel down or low, and nothing bad has happened (I’m not even out of bed yet )
Just need a good squish! Any volunteers?
Always here you hairy arsed webbed toed gog
Sending cwtches north xx
Diolch
Six fingered see you next Tuesday
Cuddles Until Night Time
It’s a term of endearment!
Cariad Until Next Time
See cariad isn’t really a term of endearment you hear in my little home village. It’s definitely the other thing."
Use the capitals gog
I need time to think of more ways of saying it other than straight out
Complete Utter Naughty Touches |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Big boobie cuddles to you OP   Px
I’ve got a bone to pick with you!
My bank balance hates you for recommending Tutti Rouge "
Hahaha im not even sorry 
can't wait to see what pieces you've chosen.
we can boobie cuddle together in matching sets  Px |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Big boobie cuddles to you OP Px
I’ve got a bone to pick with you!
My bank balance hates you for recommending Tutti Rouge
Hahaha im not even sorry
can't wait to see what pieces you've chosen.
we can boobie cuddle together in matching sets Px "
When the postman brings them I will deliver pictures directly to your inbox
Please do not tempt me with any other online stores. I’m weak and have self control, not to mention poor |
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By *rtyIanMan
over a year ago
Gateway to the Beacons |
"Big boobie cuddles to you OP Px
I’ve got a bone to pick with you!
My bank balance hates you for recommending Tutti Rouge
Hahaha im not even sorry
can't wait to see what pieces you've chosen.
we can boobie cuddle together in matching sets Px "
That would break the internet |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Big boobie cuddles to you OP Px
I’ve got a bone to pick with you!
My bank balance hates you for recommending Tutti Rouge
Hahaha im not even sorry
can't wait to see what pieces you've chosen.
we can boobie cuddle together in matching sets Px
When the postman brings them I will deliver pictures directly to your inbox
Please do not tempt me with any other online stores. I’m weak and have self control, not to mention poor "
Have no self control. See how excited I was typing that! |
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"Big boobie cuddles to you OP Px
I’ve got a bone to pick with you!
My bank balance hates you for recommending Tutti Rouge
Hahaha im not even sorry
can't wait to see what pieces you've chosen.
we can boobie cuddle together in matching sets Px
When the postman brings them I will deliver pictures directly to your inbox
Please do not tempt me with any other online stores. I’m weak and have self control, not to mention poor
Have no self control. See how excited I was typing that!"
Don't forget our date in the Aldi middle aisle. And then the reverse fixture in Waitrose. You pay for the first, I'll pay for the second.
Oh, and a huge, enveloping, warm hug. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Big boobie cuddles to you OP Px
I’ve got a bone to pick with you!
My bank balance hates you for recommending Tutti Rouge
Hahaha im not even sorry
can't wait to see what pieces you've chosen.
we can boobie cuddle together in matching sets Px
When the postman brings them I will deliver pictures directly to your inbox
Please do not tempt me with any other online stores. I’m weak and have self control, not to mention poor
Have no self control. See how excited I was typing that!
Don't forget our date in the Aldi middle aisle. And then the reverse fixture in Waitrose. You pay for the first, I'll pay for the second.
Oh, and a huge, enveloping, warm hug. "
The trip to Aldi will cost more than the trip to Waitrose. You haven’t seen the mad shit in the middle aisle yet. You’ll need at least 3 trolleys. |
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The trip to Aldi will cost more than the trip to Waitrose. You haven’t seen the mad shit in the middle aisle yet. You’ll need at least 3 trolleys. "
I'll use their excellent home delivery service. They can send the harpoons and ice-fishing kit directly.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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The trip to Aldi will cost more than the trip to Waitrose. You haven’t seen the mad shit in the middle aisle yet. You’ll need at least 3 trolleys.
I'll use their excellent home delivery service. They can send the harpoons and ice-fishing kit directly.
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Aldi don’t deliver. Dear Lord. You’ve a lot to learn. |
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The trip to Aldi will cost more than the trip to Waitrose. You haven’t seen the mad shit in the middle aisle yet. You’ll need at least 3 trolleys.
I'll use their excellent home delivery service. They can send the harpoons and ice-fishing kit directly.
Aldi don’t deliver. Dear Lord. You’ve a lot to learn. "
They'll deliver to me. Nothing a couple of gold sovereigns in the right hands won't fix. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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The trip to Aldi will cost more than the trip to Waitrose. You haven’t seen the mad shit in the middle aisle yet. You’ll need at least 3 trolleys.
I'll use their excellent home delivery service. They can send the harpoons and ice-fishing kit directly.
Aldi don’t deliver. Dear Lord. You’ve a lot to learn.
They'll deliver to me. Nothing a couple of gold sovereigns in the right hands won't fix. "
You can’t buy Aldi off |
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The trip to Aldi will cost more than the trip to Waitrose. You haven’t seen the mad shit in the middle aisle yet. You’ll need at least 3 trolleys.
I'll use their excellent home delivery service. They can send the harpoons and ice-fishing kit directly.
Aldi don’t deliver. Dear Lord. You’ve a lot to learn.
They'll deliver to me. Nothing a couple of gold sovereigns in the right hands won't fix.
You can’t buy Aldi off "
Perhaps not, but I can die trying.
It will be a last stand worthy of Thermopylae. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A fucking great big hug.
I don’t feel down or low, and nothing bad has happened (I’m not even out of bed yet )
Just need a good squish! Any volunteers?
Booby hug? "
Can I volunteer to be the meat in that sandwich? |
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"A fucking great big hug.
I don’t feel down or low, and nothing bad has happened (I’m not even out of bed yet )
Just need a good squish! Any volunteers?
Booby hug?
Can I volunteer to be the meat in that sandwich? "
Chipolata or cocktail sausage? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A fucking great big hug.
I don’t feel down or low, and nothing bad has happened (I’m not even out of bed yet )
Just need a good squish! Any volunteers?
Booby hug?
Can I volunteer to be the meat in that sandwich?
Chipolata or cocktail sausage? "
It's more like a coiled up Cumberland at the moment |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"A fucking great big hug.
I don’t feel down or low, and nothing bad has happened (I’m not even out of bed yet )
Just need a good squish! Any volunteers?
Booby hug?
Can I volunteer to be the meat in that sandwich?
Chipolata or cocktail sausage?
It's more like a coiled up Cumberland at the moment "
Do you remember the love sausage that M&S did a few years ago? |
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"A fucking great big hug.
I don’t feel down or low, and nothing bad has happened (I’m not even out of bed yet )
Just need a good squish! Any volunteers?
Booby hug?
Can I volunteer to be the meat in that sandwich?
Chipolata or cocktail sausage?
It's more like a coiled up Cumberland at the moment
Do you remember the love sausage that M&S did a few years ago? "
I do! It went right in my…. Basket |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A fucking great big hug.
I don’t feel down or low, and nothing bad has happened (I’m not even out of bed yet )
Just need a good squish! Any volunteers?
Booby hug?
Can I volunteer to be the meat in that sandwich?
Chipolata or cocktail sausage?
It's more like a coiled up Cumberland at the moment
Do you remember the love sausage that M&S did a few years ago?
I do! It went right in my…. Basket "
WTF is a love sausage?  |
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"A fucking great big hug.
I don’t feel down or low, and nothing bad has happened (I’m not even out of bed yet )
Just need a good squish! Any volunteers?
Booby hug?
Can I volunteer to be the meat in that sandwich?
Chipolata or cocktail sausage?
It's more like a coiled up Cumberland at the moment
Do you remember the love sausage that M&S did a few years ago?
I do! It went right in my…. Basket
WTF is a love sausage? "
Huge sausage, coiled into the shape of a heart. You can still buy them. Probably half price right now |
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"A fucking great big hug.
I don’t feel down or low, and nothing bad has happened (I’m not even out of bed yet )
Just need a good squish! Any volunteers?
Booby hug?
Can I volunteer to be the meat in that sandwich?
Chipolata or cocktail sausage?
It's more like a coiled up Cumberland at the moment
Do you remember the love sausage that M&S did a few years ago?
I do! It went right in my…. Basket "
Remember the guy on YouTube a few years ago who did the ‘straight in my basket’ videos? Hilarious! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"A fucking great big hug.
I don’t feel down or low, and nothing bad has happened (I’m not even out of bed yet )
Just need a good squish! Any volunteers?
Booby hug?
Can I volunteer to be the meat in that sandwich?
Chipolata or cocktail sausage?
It's more like a coiled up Cumberland at the moment
Do you remember the love sausage that M&S did a few years ago?
I do! It went right in my…. Basket
WTF is a love sausage? "
That’s a no then! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"A fucking great big hug.
I don’t feel down or low, and nothing bad has happened (I’m not even out of bed yet )
Just need a good squish! Any volunteers?
Booby hug?
Can I volunteer to be the meat in that sandwich?
Chipolata or cocktail sausage?
It's more like a coiled up Cumberland at the moment
Do you remember the love sausage that M&S did a few years ago?
I do! It went right in my…. Basket
Remember the guy on YouTube a few years ago who did the ‘straight in my basket’ videos? Hilarious!"
He was on Eastenders the other week |
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"A fucking great big hug.
I don’t feel down or low, and nothing bad has happened (I’m not even out of bed yet )
Just need a good squish! Any volunteers?
Booby hug?
Can I volunteer to be the meat in that sandwich?
Chipolata or cocktail sausage?
It's more like a coiled up Cumberland at the moment
Do you remember the love sausage that M&S did a few years ago?
I do! It went right in my…. Basket
Remember the guy on YouTube a few years ago who did the ‘straight in my basket’ videos? Hilarious!
He was on Eastenders the other week"
Did he say “get outta my pub” |
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