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I had a dream that I was the big spoon with my left hand on a boob and my right hand down her pants. Playing the jaws theme on her clitoridis and kissing the nape of her neck. Then I realised that I'm single and it's time for my belated valentine's day wank.
If anyone fancies flirting with me I'll be here for another half hour before I get up and lay a concrete floor. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I had a dream that I was the big spoon with my left hand on a boob and my right hand down her pants. Playing the jaws theme on her clitoridis and kissing the nape of her neck. Then I realised that I'm single and it's time for my belated valentine's day wank.
If anyone fancies flirting with me I'll be here for another half hour before I get up and lay a concrete floor. "
I know that feeling but without the concrete floor lol |
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By *rtyIanMan
over a year ago
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"Shit at flirting
Shit at noticing the signs of flirting
I love your shirt, Ian. Is it poplin, or are you just pleased to see me?  "
It is indeed poplin from a street in the big smoke |
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"I've been known to flirt, on rare occasions.
I don't think I've every experienced you flirting.... 
Not up close and personal, true. That can be arranged, of course."
I'm not good with flirting up close and personal...I might just end up a giggling and blushing |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Bring me a hash brown and a coffee and I'm all yours. what type of coffee just at the machine "
Just normal very, very strong coffee. It's too early for fancy crap. |
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By *HaRiFMan
over a year ago
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"Bring me a hash brown and a coffee and I'm all yours. what type of coffee just at the machine
Just normal very, very strong coffee. It's too early for fancy crap. "
McDonald's coffee it is then  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Bring me a hash brown and a coffee and I'm all yours. what type of coffee just at the machine
Just normal very, very strong coffee. It's too early for fancy crap.
McDonald's coffee it is then "
Yes!!! |
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By *HaRiFMan
over a year ago
Beyond the shadows. |
"Bring me a hash brown and a coffee and I'm all yours. what type of coffee just at the machine
Just normal very, very strong coffee. It's too early for fancy crap.
McDonald's coffee it is then
Yes!!!"
Date sorted then  |
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"Never flirted but interested in trying it out 
You've never flirted? You just happened to leave the top few buttons of that shirt undone did you?
It’s just a well timed picture honestly "
How handy. And look, now you've misplaced your pants. Oops again |
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"Never flirted but interested in trying it out
You've never flirted? You just happened to leave the top few buttons of that shirt undone did you?
It’s just a well timed picture honestly
How handy. And look, now you've misplaced your pants. Oops again "
I just put that down to being terribly unprepared.
I’m just uploading a new picture where I do have underwear on |
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"Never flirted but interested in trying it out
You've never flirted? You just happened to leave the top few buttons of that shirt undone did you?
It’s just a well timed picture honestly
How handy. And look, now you've misplaced your pants. Oops again
I just put that down to being terribly unprepared.
I’m just uploading a new picture where I do have underwear on "
Your pants seem to be stuck half way. Do you need a hand with them? |
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"Your pants seem to be stuck half way. Do you need a hand with them?
If you would be so kind , I seem to be having a terrible time today "
You poor thing, I'll see what I can do to make you feel better  |
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"Your pants seem to be stuck half way. Do you need a hand with them?
If you would be so kind , I seem to be having a terrible time today
You poor thing, I'll see what I can do to make you feel better "
I think you know what will make me feel better
Can you put red sauce on it this time though please? |
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"Your pants seem to be stuck half way. Do you need a hand with them?
If you would be so kind , I seem to be having a terrible time today
You poor thing, I'll see what I can do to make you feel better
I think you know what will make me feel better
Can you put red sauce on it this time though please? "
You're asking just at the right time of the month.. |
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"Your pants seem to be stuck half way. Do you need a hand with them?
If you would be so kind , I seem to be having a terrible time today
You poor thing, I'll see what I can do to make you feel better
I think you know what will make me feel better
Can you put red sauce on it this time though please?
You're asking just at the right time of the month.. "
I’m glad i didn’t ask for brown sauce now  |
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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago
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"Flirting doesn't commence until the sun comes up, surely?! 
That's no good for us vampires
That's just flirting indoors then 
Is that a stake in your pocket or .... "
...a bunch of garlic cloves |
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By *HaRiFMan
over a year ago
Beyond the shadows. |
"Flirting doesn't commence until the sun comes up, surely?!
That's no good for us vampires
That's just flirting indoors then
Is that a stake in your pocket or ....
...a bunch of garlic cloves "
To make the heart explode? |
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