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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"FAGD
Fancy a glitter dick?
What's one of those?
You get your dick and roll it in a plate of glitter and then upload it to Fab.  "
I liked your pitch. But the thought of glitter in my pee hole is too much.
I'm out. |
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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago
Liverpool |
"FAGD
Fancy a glitter dick?
What's one of those?
You get your dick and roll it in a plate of glitter and then upload it to Fab.
I liked your pitch. But the thought of glitter in my pee hole is too much.
I'm out. "
She will put out if you do it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"FAGD
Fancy a glitter dick?
What's one of those?
You get your dick and roll it in a plate of glitter and then upload it to Fab.
I liked your pitch. But the thought of glitter in my pee hole is too much.
I'm out.
She will put out if you do it. "
I've made my choice. No Vajizzling for me. |
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By *isge BeathaWoman
over a year ago
Here, There and Everywhere |
"Faf?
Let me know if this technique works! 
It's working, but I forgot to take my penis out of the fridge and midnight approaches, so it's going to be a fair race to the line, no messin'!  "
Best start warming it up!  |
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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago
west midlands |
"Faf?
Let me know if this technique works!
It's working, but I forgot to take my penis out of the fridge and midnight approaches, so it's going to be a fair race to the line, no messin'! "
Is there a queue Mr Dusk? What are my chances of getting to the front before midnight do you think? |
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"FAGD
Fancy a glitter dick?
What's one of those?
You get your dick and roll it in a plate of glitter and then upload it to Fab.
I liked your pitch. But the thought of glitter in my pee hole is too much.
I'm out.
She will put out if you do it. "
The words of the prophecy, writ large.
This is how the world ends.
...feel like that emoji doean't get the love it should, and now I see why. |
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"Faf?
Let me know if this technique works!
It's working, but I forgot to take my penis out of the fridge and midnight approaches, so it's going to be a fair race to the line, no messin'!
Is there a queue Mr Dusk? What are my chances of getting to the front before midnight do you think?"
There is a queue, dearest Daisy!
But that might be because I have a massive sign over my house that says "I had sex with Kevin Bacon and stole all his internets, come get some free internets"
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By *isge BeathaWoman
over a year ago
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"Faf?
Let me know if this technique works!
It's working, but I forgot to take my penis out of the fridge and midnight approaches, so it's going to be a fair race to the line, no messin'!
Is there a queue Mr Dusk? What are my chances of getting to the front before midnight do you think?
There is a queue, dearest Daisy!
But that might be because I have a massive sign over my house that says "I had sex with Kevin Bacon and stole all his internets, come get some free internets"
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Did someone mention free internet? |
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"Depends on the duration and positions.
T"
We have 18 minutes left, so duration is kinda fixed.
There's no time to discuss positions, just fling yourself at me like that girl in Dirty Dancing and however we land will have to do.
ROMANCE  |
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"FAGD
Fancy a glitter dick?
Totally did this recently. Not entirely happy with how it came out. I was imagining disco ball(s)"
You must commit and teabag a bathtub of liquid glitter, at least that's what Lemons told me.
Told me ROMANTICALLY. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Depends on the duration and positions.
T
We have 18 minutes left, so duration is kinda fixed.
There's no time to discuss positions, just fling yourself at me like that girl in Dirty Dancing and however we land will have to do.
ROMANCE "
Is definitely dead.
Do your worst....
T |
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"Are violets blue? I always thought they were more....violet. what rhymes with violet?"
You tell me man, you're the successful American rock band that produced such hits as 'Once In A Lifetime' and 'Violet Rhymes with What'
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"FAGD
Fancy a glitter dick?
What's one of those?
You get your dick and roll it in a plate of glitter and then upload it to Fab. "
Ooooo this sounds fun. Due to the nature of my wife’s work. She has an extensive amount of glitter in her stockroom.
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