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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I need some help with my profile.
I'm sure I have a bit in there written in capital letters about not meeting guys who claim to be "straight". Now I can see it on there. I remember writing it. No-one else seems to be able to see it though. Perhaps it's a fault with the website? Should I post on the site advice forum?
I've had a few meet opportunities this week and 98% of the men mailing me about them apparently can't see it. The only other explanations are that they either can't read, don't read, or just ignore. So can anyone else see it?
I think it's more likely that my brain is lodged part way between two dimensions and this part blindness and false memories of writing stuff down is symptomatic of that.
Yours, confused...J |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I suppose asking for guys not to put straight on their profile when they contact you is not dissimilar to a man referring to himself as a girl.  "
How is it? Care to explain or just trolling, looking to be offensive?
I'm upfront and honest about what I am and want, and looking for people who are the same. |
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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago
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Theres def a distinct lack of reading where profiles are concerned right across the board ..I have "straight" on my profile which to me means STRAIGHT lol but like you most of the people that show any interest in me seems to be "straight" and bi males ..go figure  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I need some help with my profile.
I'm sure I have a bit in there written in capital letters about not meeting guys who claim to be "straight". Now I can see it on there. I remember writing it. No-one else seems to be able to see it though. Perhaps it's a fault with the website? Should I post on the site advice forum?
I've had a few meet opportunities this week and 98% of the men mailing me about them apparently can't see it. The only other explanations are that they either can't read, don't read, or just ignore. So can anyone else see it?
I think it's more likely that my brain is lodged part way between two dimensions and this part blindness and false memories of writing stuff down is symptomatic of that.
Yours, confused...J"
Maybe you could put it a little higher up the profile..? Or ask Admin if they can specially create a flashing dayglo colour font for you, to give a little highlight..?
Either way, I found it... 
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I can't see the bit about straight guys. Are you sure you put it on there? Maybe admin deleted it. Or a squirrel ate it.
I got to the bit about you being a ginge and I couldn't think of anything else after that.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I need some help with my profile.
I'm sure I have a bit in there written in capital letters about not meeting guys who claim to be "straight". Now I can see it on there. I remember writing it. No-one else seems to be able to see it though. Perhaps it's a fault with the website? Should I post on the site advice forum?
I've had a few meet opportunities this week and 98% of the men mailing me about them apparently can't see it. The only other explanations are that they either can't read, don't read, or just ignore. So can anyone else see it?
I think it's more likely that my brain is lodged part way between two dimensions and this part blindness and false memories of writing stuff down is symptomatic of that.
Yours, confused...J"
I am not supposed to read your profile am I 
Didn't think anyone did, maybe it should be my New Years Resolution to read them |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I can't see the bit about straight guys. Are you sure you put it on there? Maybe admin deleted it. Or a squirrel ate it.
I got to the bit about you being a ginge and I couldn't think of anything else after that. "
Ohhhh yeah, It could only be better if I was covered in chocolate and had a Selfridges account card!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can't see the bit about straight guys. Are you sure you put it on there? Maybe admin deleted it. Or a squirrel ate it.
I got to the bit about you being a ginge and I couldn't think of anything else after that.
Ohhhh yeah, It could only be better if I was covered in chocolate and had a Selfridges account card!!"
you mean u havent done that yet!!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I found it, but only because I was looking for it. I can see why they may miss it. "
Having taken this as a hint that most guys speed read or can't be bothered to read past the first 2 lines I've moved the salient phrase up a bit! |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
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"I found it, but only because I was looking for it. I can see why they may miss it.
Having taken this as a hint that most guys speed read or can't be bothered to read past the first 2 lines I've moved the salient phrase up a bit!"
Much better. Even the speediest reader will spot it now  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Funny story, after ing out those who couldn't read etc, arranged to meet a nice looking guy who was Bi, with veris and pics!
Never showed up......
I'll just get me coat and leave via the door marked "frustrated with morons"
I knew it was all Vic's fault. Bloody continuum.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Just looked couldn't see a thing
You need one of those buttons that gives blind irritating striaght guys a quick electric shock when they try to message you  |
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It's probably gone into the weird little time warp with my profile bit about not sending me cock pics attached to a message as some nice chap sent me not one but 5 a few days back, I'm site he wouldn't of done that if he'd seen it there x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Mine has a bit that explains I have another me in a different time-space-continuum-wormhole-thready-thingy and I still get asked if me and Funky are the same person "
Are you then ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"It's probably gone into the weird little time warp with my profile bit about not sending me cock pics attached to a message as some nice chap sent me not one but 5 a few days back, I'm site he wouldn't of done that if he'd seen it there x "
5 eh. lucky you  |
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"It's probably gone into the weird little time warp with my profile bit about not sending me cock pics attached to a message as some nice chap sent me not one but 5 a few days back, I'm site he wouldn't of done that if he'd seen it there x
5 eh. lucky you "
Yeah and when I mentioned it he said he clicked them by accident!! Haha! C |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"It's probably gone into the weird little time warp with my profile bit about not sending me cock pics attached to a message as some nice chap sent me not one but 5 a few days back, I'm site he wouldn't of done that if he'd seen it there x
5 eh. lucky you
Yeah and when I mentioned it he said he clicked them by accident!! Haha! C"
did he have the sky sports cam pic from the goodyear blimp to prove how big he was.
we know you like them so send em |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Mine has a bit that explains I have another me in a different time-space-continuum-wormhole-thready-thingy and I still get asked if me and
Funky are the same person "
The truth will out! |
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"Mine has a bit that explains I have another me in a different time-space-continuum-wormhole-thready-thingy and I still get asked if me and Funky are the same person
Are you then ? "
You know. I explained it all  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I found it but am actually more interested in finding out where you got them legs , I'm well jel here "
My legs are attached to my bum at one end, and usually attached to bicycle pedals at the other which is where they get their shape! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Mine has a bit that explains I have another me in a different time-space-continuum-wormhole-thready-thingy and I still get asked if me and
Funky are the same person
The truth will out!"
Get them in the same room !
I dare you! |
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"Mine has a bit that explains I have another me in a different time-space-continuum-wormhole-thready-thingy and I still get asked if me and
Funky are the same person
The truth will out!
Get them in the same room !
I dare you! "
But you all know that if me and Funky ever meet then a vast riff in the time-space-continuum-wormhole-thready-thingies would ... ... meh, bollox... no one understands it so why bother |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Mine has a bit that explains I have another me in a different time-space-continuum-wormhole-thready-thingy and I still get asked if me and Funky are the same person
Are you then ?
You know. I explained it all "
Did you |
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