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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

I have missed these threads whilst I’ve been away over the weekend, so why not start one

Declare yourselves in, and ask a member of the thread a question by private message to answer in public.

Are the rules clear enough?

I’m obviously in. Let’s go

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By *rtyIanMan  over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons


"I have missed these threads whilst I’ve been away over the weekend, so why not start one

Declare yourselves in, and ask a member of the thread a question by private message to answer in public.

Are the rules clear enough?

I’m obviously in. Let’s go "

Go on then young lady I am in though I am yet to be asked a question ever in these threads

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Ok

Bring it on !!

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By *lephantisMan  over a year ago

Oxford

I've never done one of these before, but it seems interesting. I'm in.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I am in for a laugh

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Probably Lene. But I always had a soft spot for Soren.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Yes they did.

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By *elix SightedMan  over a year ago

Cloud 8

I’m well in innit

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Yes, they were practically alight

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By *rtyIanMan  over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

Grayson Perry

Churchill

Brian Cox

Einstein

Rachel Riley

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By *elix SightedMan  over a year ago

Cloud 8

Probably best I don’t give you his phone number because he’s deaf as a post. But I’ll pass on a filthy message if you like.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

In

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By *ookie46Woman  over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

Count me in please

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By *lephantisMan  over a year ago

Oxford

Really interesting question!

I'd want to know whether we'll make contact with intelligent extraterrestrial life within the next 1,000 years.

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By *ralextacyMan  over a year ago

Cardiff

I'm in

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By *eliWoman  over a year ago

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Oh I'm in! Got some time to kill.

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By *yche_xWoman  over a year ago

nearby

I'm in, I like these

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm in

Knackered, but will hopefully stay awake

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By *rtyIanMan  over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

Welsh Dill Martini

2 parts Pendyrn Vodka

0.5 to 1 part my fermented dill pickle brine

Dry vermouth, as rinse

10 mustard seeds

Fermented dill pickle and sprig of dill

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By *kmale201633Man  over a year ago

Southampton

I'm in for a bit!

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By *isge BeathaWoman  over a year ago

Here, There and Everywhere

In for a few questions.

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By *BootyfulDayWoman  over a year ago

I'm in

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Grow hair, maybe change the colour.

No plans for piercings but they usually happen on a whim. Tattoos… not entirely sure.

I’ll probably look the same at the end of the year as I do now

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By *eliWoman  over a year ago

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Phoebe Waller Bridge because oh the mischief. The wordplay. The drinking.

Benedict Cumberbatch and Tom Hiddleston - no explanation needed.

Nigella Lawson - some foodie market. Yes.

Neil Gaiman because. Honestly, he should be first.

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By *lephantisMan  over a year ago

Oxford

The reason for my username is that I've always been intrigued by the lost books of Elephantis, which were apparently sex manuals owned by Tiberius, among others. It nicely combines my interests in bibliography, Classics, and sex.

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By *itty9899Man  over a year ago

Craggy Island

I'm in

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By *ittlebirdWoman  over a year ago

The Big Smoke

I’m always in for these

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By *ristol_nicolaTV/TS  over a year ago

Bristol

I'm in!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I’m in

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By *ookie46Woman  over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

I’ll stay where I live now because even when my foof is dried up and shrivelled from no action (what a choice you gave me!) I’ll have the lovely coastline to wander along, eat bacon butties and drink coffee forever

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By *eyond PurityCouple  over a year ago

Lincolnshire

We are in

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

I’d rather have my arms on backwards because I like my “minge” where it is

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By *ookie46Woman  over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

I’m quite a simple soul so your run of the mill milk chocolate chip cookie, the type that melts in your mouth

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By *tu100Man  over a year ago

Southampton

I am in

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By *ittlebirdWoman  over a year ago

The Big Smoke

I’m really looking forward to the whole year if I’m honest as I have made some quite amazing plans that I’m very excited about

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By *hubby11977Man  over a year ago

Pontypridd

Im in

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By *rtyIanMan  over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

No not for me

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By *rtyIanMan  over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons


"I’m really looking forward to the whole year if I’m honest as I have made some quite amazing plans that I’m very excited about "

The border guards are on standby lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

For the guy who used that forum game title to text me when I wasn’t even playing !

I am not interested in you !

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"For the guy who used that forum game title to text me when I wasn’t even playing !

I am not interested in you ! "

Keep it to people on the thread please you absolute reprobates

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By *BootyfulDayWoman  over a year ago


"For the guy who used that forum game title to text me when I wasn’t even playing !

I am not interested in you ! "

Oh my days that's an approach I've not seen before! Gosh folk are so silly!

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By *rtyIanMan  over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

Back in time the big bang

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By *tu100Man  over a year ago

Southampton

Curious enough to try it....hopefully sooner rather than later!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"For the guy who used that forum game title to text me when I wasn’t even playing !

I am not interested in you !

Oh my days that's an approach I've not seen before! Gosh folk are so silly! "

They do try !

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By *oo..Woman  over a year ago

Boo's World

I'm in

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By *hubby11977Man  over a year ago

Pontypridd

I enjoy giving oral to male and female

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"For the guy who used that forum game title to text me when I wasn’t even playing !

I am not interested in you !

Keep it to people on the thread please you absolute reprobates "

Thank you x

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By *ittlebirdWoman  over a year ago

The Big Smoke

Thank you the very mischievous private poster for your most interesting question.

I would rather be featured on the national news every night for a week for having the world’s most cavernous vag. Simply for the fact that the headline would be “it’s like chucking a sausage up a ten-foot”

It would make me laugh, a lot

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

In, ask away you gorgeous creeps!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Never tried! But I reckon only a block or two. I reckon I'm tight

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I haven't, and would love to if the right one came along. There was someone close but they ghosted!

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By *lephantisMan  over a year ago

Oxford

My favourite breakfast in bed would be:

Freshly-squeezed blood orange juice.

Eggs Benedict on sourdough toast.

Smoked salmon.

Freshly-ground Blue Mountain coffee.

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By *ittlebirdWoman  over a year ago

The Big Smoke

I like to gulp down Cola Bottles. By the handful.

I like to savour fizzy cherries. I like to slowly suck all the sugar off them then taste all their juiciness before finally swallowing

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By *lephantisMan  over a year ago

Oxford

Amazing question! 'Riding me like Seabiscuit' is a phrase that will stay with me.

I think it would be Ulysses, and the last sentence of the novel. Which is slightly cheating, partly because it is several pages long so could keep me edging, and partly because it ends with the very hot phrase 'Yes I said yes I will yes.'

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Brucey doesn’t seem to understand the rules… nowhere did I say you could only ask one question!

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By *Jones1983Man  over a year ago

Liverpool

I’m in

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

In for a bit x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm in up and up for a laugh

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By *oo..Woman  over a year ago

Boo's World

Most interesting message in a hideous way was from an older couple who wanted to "buy" me for their sons birthday gift!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

In for a few til I have to do jobs

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By *ittlebirdWoman  over a year ago

The Big Smoke

I would definitely rather have foo-foos for ears as it would just make it an even more orgasmic experience

IYKYK

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm in. And welcome back

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By *elix SightedMan  over a year ago

Cloud 8


"Most interesting message in a hideous way was from an older couple who wanted to "buy" me for their sons birthday gift! "

How much did you charge?

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By *lephantisMan  over a year ago

Oxford

No, my cock is not elephant-sized. It's not even the size of an elephant's cock.

Sad times. Cue my addition to a thousand size-queen blocklists.

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By *rtyIanMan  over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

FAB to me has changed many times, I have been on here on and off for more years than I care to remember, at first it was just a place to meet others with the same interests, then i was on here for about 8 yrs with an ex in which it was all just about her, i never met anyone. I have been on here single about 5 yrs now and have met some lovely people some who I consider good friends, others I am not arsed I see again.

Well that was a long answer, right now I enjoy the forums and have made some good friends through these.

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By *ookie46Woman  over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

As the cookie who’s getting the cream it’s only right I’d be eating them! So I’d have a rainbow smartie one. It would be like “whack a mole game” and they’d have to aim for the smarties as they went in my mouth

Secondly I’d have a runny chocolate centred one it would go very well with the cream

Lastly I’ve just discovered the snowball cookie ….that one should need no explanation

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By *ittlebirdWoman  over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Most interesting message in a hideous way was from an older couple who wanted to "buy" me for their sons birthday gift! "

That’s ace. Did you offer to jump out of the big present?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

I got a lovely card, mug, a refill of my prescription (desperately needed) and a pen that my colleagues will all be trying to fight me for

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Most interesting message in a hideous way was from an older couple who wanted to "buy" me for their sons birthday gift!

That’s ace. Did you offer to jump out of the big present? "

BIRD!!!! Ask in private!!!!

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By *oo..Woman  over a year ago

Boo's World

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By *oo..Woman  over a year ago

Boo's World

I can confirm I have not touched myself once whilst thinking about you Brucey!

Sorry

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By *ittlebirdWoman  over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Most interesting message in a hideous way was from an older couple who wanted to "buy" me for their sons birthday gift!

That’s ace. Did you offer to jump out of the big present?

BIRD!!!! Ask in private!!!!"

Sorry… I’m just laughing

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By *rtyIanMan  over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

I never wear any but it would be a thong

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I can confirm I have not touched myself once whilst thinking about you Brucey!

Sorry "

What the fuck that's not private!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I honestly have no idea, but disappointingly for you it's probably one of the Fab-straight men

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I am in

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By *ookie46Woman  over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

Yes on a blindfold meet and a gloryhole in a club

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I rarely change my mind.. Is that bad?? I put quite a lot of thought into decisions and I'm quite resilient... Maybe whether or not to invest in Premium bonds.. I'm dithering and can't decide what to do

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By *oo..Woman  over a year ago

Boo's World


"I can confirm I have not touched myself once whilst thinking about you Brucey!

Sorry

What the fuck that's not private!"

Oops

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Hi, I'm Bread, and I once held a Guinness World Record

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By *ookie46Woman  over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

Yes many moons ago

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Devon.. Is that SW??!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Count us in, why not

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By *elix SightedMan  over a year ago

Cloud 8


"I can confirm I have not touched myself once whilst thinking about you Brucey!

Sorry

What the fuck that's not private!"

Hahahahahahahaha!!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'll have a gander you never know

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By *eliWoman  over a year ago

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Clever but celibate.

Celibate does mean I can kiss for hours and dryhump/ride all the thighs I want to yes?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Can you tell dreamyboo she's a shit?

Oh sorry wrong thread.

And oops this isn't a DM?

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By *oo..Woman  over a year ago

Boo's World


"Can you tell dreamyboo she's a shit?

Oh sorry wrong thread.

And oops this isn't a DM?"

I suggest you watch your language before I wedge a bar of soap in your mouth!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Eyes of a Panther

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'll.play

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By *ris GrayMan  over a year ago

Dorchester

Only on thursdays at the minute

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Whether to meet or not to meet....

..... whether my body was good enough , whether i was desirable enough, whether...

.. Well you get the memo

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By *eliWoman  over a year ago

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Difficult day.

I'm avoiding crying/overthinking by posting nonsense on here. The fiancé gets it. In a hour or so going to properly relax and watch a film and switch off from everything.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Can you tell dreamyboo she's a shit?

Oh sorry wrong thread.

And oops this isn't a DM?

I suggest you watch your language before I wedge a bar of soap in your mouth! "

I suggest you suck my dick?

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By *ay40xMan  over a year ago

Bromley

I’m in, ask away

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Old experienced man with small d***

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By *oo..Woman  over a year ago

Boo's World


"Can you tell dreamyboo she's a shit?

Oh sorry wrong thread.

And oops this isn't a DM?

I suggest you watch your language before I wedge a bar of soap in your mouth!

I suggest you suck my dick? "

My dicks probably bigger than yours, so I'll suck my own thank you.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Old experienced man with small d***"

God I want to know what this question was...

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By *elix SightedMan  over a year ago

Cloud 8

Tough one this, but I’d have to go with touch. Looking and hearing are relatively disconnected senses, and I’d be sorry to lose my taste because, well you know. And, whilst smell is usually my favourite sense, I’d forgo it for touch.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Can you tell dreamyboo she's a shit?

Oh sorry wrong thread.

And oops this isn't a DM?

I suggest you watch your language before I wedge a bar of soap in your mouth!

I suggest you suck my dick?

My dicks probably bigger than yours, so I'll suck my own thank you. "

Fair I'd watch that

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Old experienced man with small d***

God I want to know what this question was..."

Would you suck Brucey or....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A joint one with many others. I took part in the World's largest simultaneous tree planting

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Wonderwoman!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

To be honest it used to be once in a blue moon thing, now it's more frequent. I'm trying to cut back though.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Old experienced man with small d***

God I want to know what this question was...

Would you suck Brucey or.... "

you picked badly but there's always next time!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I’ll join xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Kiss, when I was about 18.

I’m hoping to go and see them this year too.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Yes, yes I would and it may be happening soon!

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By *lephantisMan  over a year ago

Oxford

I'm not AWARE that I've been recognised by anyone on here, no...but I am blocked by a few local people I've never interacted with, so it's possible.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Hand, all day long

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Brucey.. Clearly

No competition

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By *eroLondonMan  over a year ago

Mayfair

Umm, folks, I'm not even in this thread/game and I've been sent a question.

Notwithstanding, my answer is: White Tulips.

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By *istyPeaksCouple  over a year ago

braintree

Go on. I’m in….

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Good evening to all the above,I'm in

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

You don’t even have to ask me nicely

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By *eliWoman  over a year ago

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Tentacles.

Daddy breeding babygirl.

Erm... milking. But more specific than that.

Look, I'm having to keep these quite clean so I don't get a ban or lose friends. That's the best you're getting.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

It would be that guy who showered the other day, who you also like!

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By *oo..Woman  over a year ago

Boo's World

Can't say i have a sexual fantasy at present that needs fulfilling, pretty up to date so far with what I want.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"It would be that guy who showered the other day, who you also like!"

I'm on it.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

If we are just talking today… when I woke up, In the bathroom at work, in the car on way home and when I got in the door. So 4

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By *lephantisMan  over a year ago

Oxford

I certainly don't THINK I always speak in poetic riddles. I've been told I'm ambiguous and hard to read, though, so maybe I do! Definitely not intentional, though.

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By *eyond PurityCouple  over a year ago

Lincolnshire

Asked 10 questions and finally got my first question

I was going to go with being able to listen to any conversation but fuck that …erm, being able to just transport somewhere. C and I live about 1 1/2 hours away from each other and when we aren’t together it would be fantastic to just turn up, fuck and then go back home

I mean I might use it for more important things in time but for now I can’t think of anything more important…

K

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'd eat you, and pick one at random to kill

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I’m happy to stay in Cornwall

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Probably Hollyoaks.

I couldn't do that to a muffin

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

If i cannot run, or avoid it, i tend to clench both fists, pull on my invisible cloak of armour, grit my teeth, dazzle with a smile +personality and take the first step. I try to slay it and fake it 'til i make it.

Then i do a countdown in my head.. Only xx hours to go etc

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By *elix SightedMan  over a year ago

Cloud 8

Oh I’d definitely be Luther. He’s a good detective, deals with things in a no nonsense manner, willing to step outside when he has to (but for the right reasons) and is cool AF without trying to be. And all the birds fancy him.

I’m fact, I am Luther.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Oh I’d definitely be Luther. He’s a good detective, deals with things in a no nonsense manner, willing to step outside when he has to (but for the right reasons) and is cool AF without trying to be. And all the birds fancy him.

I’m fact, I am Luther."

Evening, Loofah.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I would rather rim Brucey, as I think he would have a nice smooth hairless arsehole that, taking pleasure in pulling those white chheks apart giving him a heavy spanking, before planting my face deep into his arse like I'm eating a bag of quavers

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Sarcasm that's said with love, although if you ask my other half he'll say sucking dick

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Social - Drinks, maybe a bite to eat. The conversation flows, regardless of the topic, good laughs.....and maybe a bit of flirty touching

Meet - The sort where you literally cannot resist keeping your hands off each other from the moment we meet, until we both collapse in a heap having both been utterly satisfied

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By *lephantisMan  over a year ago

Oxford

My superpower would be eternal youth - is that a power? Anyway, definitely that. There are so many places I want to go, so many experiments I want to try, so many people to meet...life is so very short.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Evening everyone....I am in, if not too late that is.?

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By *eyond PurityCouple  over a year ago

Lincolnshire

Jeez revealing things now.

I think she knows anyway but Midnight has always been up there. Red for Danger. Right no more but it’s clear I pick women who love to be mysterious.

I couldn’t do it, I’m such a visual person that i wouldn’t get a lot from it. Plus if I felt stubble that would be bad

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Jeez revealing things now.

I think she knows anyway but Midnight has always been up there. Red for Danger. Right no more but it’s clear I pick women who love to be mysterious.

I couldn’t do it, I’m such a visual person that i wouldn’t get a lot from it. Plus if I felt stubble that would be bad "

What was the Q.... . Who has a stubbly foof

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By *winging_couple300Couple  over a year ago

Doncaster

In for a short while

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By *viatrixWoman  over a year ago

Redhill

Having a quietish evening, so in for a bit. *gets glass of wine and homemade strawberry cheesecake*

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'd say there's 2 that I'll never forget.

One who I disappointed and he just didn't feel the same way.

And one who unfortunately I never got to meet.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I would say "Horny Telepathy"

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By *eyond PurityCouple  over a year ago

Lincolnshire

Thank you the compliment however you’re a straight guy and I’m a straight guy but it’s lovely you’re still able to give me a lovely compliments

Today I’ll pick a romantic meal…but when I’ve got a complete horn dog head on then arranging a gang bang for C would be hot AF!

K

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Great question....It has to be Apple Crumble for me with Custard....and cream....controversial I know. X

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I didn't gwt what I wanted, and probably I will change the approach

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By *winging_couple300Couple  over a year ago

Doncaster

The profile doesn’t match real life, very disappointing

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

I’ll sit on your face and Littlebird can fuck my face with her massive strap on

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By *eliWoman  over a year ago

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Princess.

No idea why.

It's the opposite of what you'd think for me.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Apart from the obvious loved ones,all the years I waisted with my ex

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Thank her for them obviously! Then throw them in the trash!

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By *a_fun_30_coupleCouple  over a year ago

Durham

Ok we’re in for a bit x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Onward to Maggie! Close eyes and smash!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A little late, but I'm in for a bit

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By *eliWoman  over a year ago

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I've been thinking about this answer a lot. How accurately you read me.

And it tickled me.

Anyway, the answer?

Pete Wicks. From The Only Way Is Essex.

In person he's just got this... fuckability. Energy. So yep. My face? Happily.

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By *a_fun_30_coupleCouple  over a year ago

Durham

No we’d probably be interacting in exactly the same way as we currently are

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By *ittlebirdWoman  over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"I’ll sit on your face and Littlebird can fuck my face with her massive strap on"

What did I miss?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm definitely an ass man

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By *r SproutMan  over a year ago

the middle

Been ages since I last took part in one of these

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By *istyPeaksCouple  over a year ago

braintree

Mouth :-

It speaks (usually Bollox to be fair)

Laughs

Smiles

Kisses

Licks

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By *r SproutMan  over a year ago

the middle

Real name but don’t tell anyone

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By *viatrixWoman  over a year ago

Redhill

My Louboutins are mostly bedroom shoes particularly my 120mm So Kates in Psychic Red. I wore them today…

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Bon Jovi - Bad Medicine

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By *istyPeaksCouple  over a year ago

braintree

A nice smile, ask for an extra serving & give a 30% tip

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Meli

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By *r SproutMan  over a year ago

the middle

Humour is only a small part of it but an important part in my opinion.

I never make stupid decisions

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Kisses - at least a 9.5

Boobs

Wetness

Banter

Sense of humour

Music taste

Blowjobs - again at least a 9.5

Your hair doesn't get literally everywhere

Your bathroom isn't cluttered with hundreds of potions and lotions

You like me

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By *rishman75Man  over a year ago

Chessington/epsom

I'm in x

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

No, it’s a term of endearment

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By *oly Fuck Sticks BatmanCouple  over a year ago

here & there

In for a while as innocent is playing harry potter

Sweet

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Not in

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By *oly Fuck Sticks BatmanCouple  over a year ago

here & there

Week day none unfortunately

but a Sunday afternoon is an absolute must don't mind a cheeky one on Saturday either

Sweet

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By *elix SightedMan  over a year ago

Cloud 8

Out now x

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By *ertslady1984Woman  over a year ago

Herts

I'm in

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By *agneto.Man  over a year ago

Bham

I'm an innie.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Nipples all day long

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By *elle and JamesCouple  over a year ago

Hornchurch

Why not, Valentine's Day is dragging now.....

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By *agneto.Man  over a year ago

Bham

In the words of George takei, oh my.

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple  over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

Go on...

Tinder x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Im in

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Cock

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