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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Or you’re just greedy, please let me know. I will provide you with a heartfelt poem instead

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can I have a boobfelt poem?

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

We are both greedy

poem please

Beard

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

No card here

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

In hospital at moment

So nothing

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Can I have a boobfelt poem?"

Violets are blue

Roses are red

Take off your clothes

And take me to bed

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By *ittlebirdWoman over a year ago

The Big Smoke

Can I have a poem please OP. With a side of booty?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

No card...can I have a really naughty poem plz n thankyou

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"We are both greedy

poem please

Beard"

One between the two of you, I’m not made of poems

Violets are blue

Roses are horny

Come and fuck me

Because I’m horny

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Can I have a poem please OP. With a side of booty?

I sent you one via the valentines thread this morning

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"In hospital at moment

So nothing

I’ll love you forever

I’ll love you around the clock

I love your mind, body and soul

Not just your massive…. Heart

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By *elfordstevieMan over a year ago

Telford

"We are both greedy

poem please

Beard

One between the two of you, I’m not made of poems

Violets are blue

Roses are horny

Come and fuck me

Because I’m horny "

Wouldn’t “roses are thorny” have fitted better?

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By *aitonelMan over a year ago

Liverpool

No card but I'm not a fan of cards anyway.

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By *ittlebirdWoman over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Can I have a poem please OP. With a side of booty?

I sent you one via the valentines thread this morning

Oh I got that one… thank you

I shall of course reciprocate. Directly to your gorgeous box

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"We are both greedy

poem please

Beard

One between the two of you, I’m not made of poems

Violets are blue

Roses are horny

Come and fuck me

Because I’m horny

Wouldn’t “roses are thorny” have fitted better?"

Bloody autocorrect

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

"We are both greedy

poem please

Beard

One between the two of you, I’m not made of poems

Violets are blue

Roses are horny

Come and fuck me

Because I’m horny "

I might be wrong but I’m picking up a certain vibe from this poem

Beard

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"No card but I'm not a fan of cards anyway. "

I like your style

I like your class

But most of all

I like your ass

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By *rtyIanMan over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

Welcome back you beautiful lady

Poem please

I may pen you one back

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple over a year ago

Leeds

I didn't get one but I also didn't want one

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

a cuddle would be nice

. Px

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I didn't get one but I also didn't want one

Mrs "

There’s always one awkward one

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"a cuddle would be nice

. Px"

Come here you

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Welcome back you beautiful lady

Poem please

I may pen you one back"

Violets aren’t blue, they’re violet

And only some roses are red

Let’s continue this lesson

Naked in bed

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm just greedy. Can I have a poem please?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm just greedy. Can I have a poem please? "

I want to prove to you, my feelings are for real

So I’m gonna buy you

A million Happy Meals

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By *elix SightedMan over a year ago

Cloud 8

You must have sat up all night composing these beauties!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"You must have sat up all night composing these beauties!!!!"

I am absolutely useless in work today. Fortunately, they haven’t noticed a difference

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By *isge BeathaWoman over a year ago

Here, There and Everywhere

Can I have one, please?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You must have sat up all night composing these beauties!!!!

I am absolutely useless in work today. Fortunately, they haven’t noticed a difference

I've managed to sort of stay off Fab since starting work, but the poems thread got my attention.

Loving your work.

Have you considered applying to be the poet laureate?

Trust when you get the job that you will take personal commissions

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"In hospital at moment

So nothing

I’ll love you forever

I’ll love you around the clock

I love your mind, body and soul

Not just your massive…. Heart"

Thank you that cheered me up bit x

To all

If I had my life to live again

I would find you sooner to love you longer

Happy Valentine’s Day all x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Poem please

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"In hospital at moment

So nothing

I’ll love you forever

I’ll love you around the clock

I love your mind, body and soul

Not just your massive…. Heart

Thank you that cheered me up bit x

To all

If I had my life to live again

I would find you sooner to love you longer

Happy Valentine’s Day all x

In the words of my good friend F&B… you are welcome

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm just greedy. Can I have a poem please?

I want to prove to you, my feelings are for real

So I’m gonna buy you

A million Happy Meals "

Yasss

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Can I have one, please?

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Bend over backwards

And I’ll sit on you

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm just greedy. Can I have a poem please?

I want to prove to you, my feelings are for real

So I’m gonna buy you

A million Happy Meals

Yasss

Even though some people point and laugh at us

You can kick their ass because you’re bigger than a bus

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"You must have sat up all night composing these beauties!!!!

I am absolutely useless in work today. Fortunately, they haven’t noticed a difference

I've managed to sort of stay off Fab since starting work, but the poems thread got my attention.

Loving your work.

Have you considered applying to be the poet laureate?

Trust when you get the job that you will take personal commissions

How does it work… is it nomination based like Big Brother?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Poem please "

You look beautiful, you look sweet.

Sit down over there, take a seat.

Tonight we have some games to play,

What happens now you have no say.

It's my turn, you are the guest,

You get naked and guess the rest.

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By *eckard2019Man over a year ago

Consett

No card for me this year

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You must have sat up all night composing these beauties!!!!

I am absolutely useless in work today. Fortunately, they haven’t noticed a difference

I've managed to sort of stay off Fab since starting work, but the poems thread got my attention.

Loving your work.

Have you considered applying to be the poet laureate?

Trust when you get the job that you will take personal commissions

How does it work… is it nomination based like Big Brother?"

I nominate ArtyIan with Harlot as second for when the laureate is pissed

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By *isge BeathaWoman over a year ago

Here, There and Everywhere

"Can I have one, please?

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Bend over backwards

And I’ll sit on you "

That's just perfect for me!

Thank you so much lovely lady!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Didn't get a card but did receive poem:-

"I like your style, I like your class, but most of all, I like your ass."

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Poem please

You look beautiful, you look sweet.

Sit down over there, take a seat.

Tonight we have some games to play,

What happens now you have no say.

It's my turn, you are the guest,

You get naked and guess the rest."

Oh my I'm all a fluster

You've made my heart a flutter

My mind is firmly in the gutter

My moans you'll hear as I mutter

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"How does it work… is it nomination based like Big Brother?"

It is an honorary role awarded to a poet of national significance - I think that you fall into that category.

The Government makes recommendations - unfortunately with the well known swingers (the Hamiltons) no longer being Tories and with BoJo having lost his role as PM, I think that it may be difficult to be nominated from this site.

However, the Poet Laureate is chosen by the King - so I think you might have a chance there (no hope if it was Randy Andy as I think he looks for the younger upcoming poets).

You'd get my vote!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"How does it work… is it nomination based like Big Brother?

It is an honorary role awarded to a poet of national significance - I think that you fall into that category.

However, the Poet Laureate is chosen by the King - so I think you might have a chance there (no hope if it was Randy Andy as I think he looks for the younger upcoming poets).

You'd get my vote!"

Something about Charles makes me think he probably appreciates a naughty poem

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By *ris GrayMan over a year ago

Dorchester

I definitely didn't get a card

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I definitely didn't get a card

Roses are red

Violets are blue

My knickers get wet

Just thinking about you

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By *uietlycheekyMan over a year ago

aberdeen

"Or you’re just greedy, please let me know. I will provide you with a heartfelt poem instead

Posties been…. Got no cards ….. looks like a poem it’ll be

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Something about Charles makes me think he probably appreciates a naughty poem "

I think the Crown may have caught some of his comments - known as Tampongate, with lines such as:

“Oh stop! I want to feel my way along you, all over you and up and down you and in and out . . . particularly in and out,”

and

“Oh, God. I'll just live inside your trousers or something. It would be much easier!”

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

No card op.

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By *ris GrayMan over a year ago

Dorchester

"I definitely didn't get a card

Roses are red

Violets are blue

My knickers get wet

Just thinking about you "
lol thank you

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Or you’re just greedy, please let me know. I will provide you with a heartfelt poem instead

Posties been…. Got no cards ….. looks like a poem it’ll be "

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I use my hand

Thinking of you

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"No card op.

Roses are red

Violets are fine

You be the 6

I’ll be the 9

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Or you’re just greedy, please let me know. I will provide you with a heartfelt poem instead

Awww. You're so sweet.

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By *ot_Guy999Man over a year ago

Close by...

"Or you’re just greedy, please let me know. I will provide you with a heartfelt poem instead

Love a poem

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By *nselfishpleaserMan over a year ago

kent

"Or you’re just greedy, please let me know. I will provide you with a heartfelt poem instead

Cardless here and would love a poem. Can I have a bumfelt one please as you do have a lovely one

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Or you’re just greedy, please let me know. I will provide you with a heartfelt poem instead

Cardless here and would love a poem. Can I have a bumfelt one please as you do have a lovely one

I’m not entirely sure how you can tell that from the one picture you can see

However, you are correct so you must be psychic

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I will continue with the poems when I return to the office, I’m out on a mission at the moment

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By *ig1gaz1Man over a year ago

bradford

for Harlot O Scara

Her sexy eyes her moist painted lips, skin so soft as Velvet as a Rose,

surely she's really out there but where only heaven knows

Beautiful curves, in pretty lace, created like a work of art,

not Da Vinci or Michelangelo could improve on you,

you've been perfect from the start

I kiss your pretty painted lips,

my hand slides between your thighs,

your moist bodies ready for me,

there's desire within your eyes

You spread yourself for me,

you're wet and you opened wide,

I slowly climb on top of you,

I guide myself inside.

Our bodies become entwined as one,

like a sculptor working clay,

blended in sexual harmony,

we match in every way

My body crashes on you,

like wild waves upon a shore,

building up to ecstasy,

I hear you cry for more

Kisses rain down on you,

I can see the love etched on your face, you dig your nails into me,

my sign to pick up pace

Orgasm after orgasm, juices running wild and free,

soaked in your desire,

like I'm swimming in your sexual sea

Pounding you even faster,

I'm so close I'm almost done,

we've shared a night of passion,

I cum with the morning Sun

My Valentine dressed in sexy lace,

you are left saited laying on my bed.

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By *hrobbermanMan over a year ago

Lanarkshire

No card today. In the World of Love it appears that my services are no longer required.

Could I have a poem which relates to me living North of Hadrian's Wall and yet still being well-aquainted with Stanlow Refinery. A challenge I know... don't worry about meter or rhyming.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I will continue with the poems when I return to the office, I’m out on a mission at the moment "

You deserve one too

Harlot writes an amazing ditty

Cheer you up if your days been shitty

So give this lady lots of plaudits

And let's all admire her perfect tits