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over a year ago
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"Even Hitler had a girl friend. Second year running I'm single on valentines day.
Still got myself M&S dine in for 2 meal for 20 quid though. "
Valentines isn’t what it’s cracked up to be …. Shrove Tuesday OTOH…. |
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"Even Hitler had a girl friend. Second year running I'm single on valentines day.
Still got myself M&S dine in for 2 meal for 20 quid though. "
Not sure Hitler's girlfriend had many choices but to date him mate. She tried to off herself twice. Finally succeeded before her husband shot himself in the head.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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There’s a funny joke about this - Hitler went through the entire war, all the bombings and death and destruction around him - but he couldn’t last a day in marriage before killing himself! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"There’s a funny joke about this - Hitler went through the entire war, all the bombings and death and destruction around him - but he couldn’t last a day in marriage before killing himself!"
He lasted one. And topped them both before the end of the second day.
Rubbish honeymoon |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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 I’ve got a feeling the rest of my life is going to be cold and lonely.
I raise my cup of coffee to all the single people who haven’t yet found the one who you will cherish every moment with when you hold them close and get to kiss beautiful.   |
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"Even Hitler had a girl friend. Second year running I'm single on valentines day.
Still got myself M&S dine in for 2 meal for 20 quid though. "
Go out and murder a few million. Clearly woman love that  I mean hitler must of been dripping in pussy.
The mr |
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By *lynJMan
over a year ago
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" I’ve got a feeling the rest of my life is going to be cold and lonely.
I raise my cup of coffee to all the single people who haven’t yet found the one who you will cherish every moment with when you hold them close and get to kiss beautiful. "
Or who have lost them. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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" I’ve got a feeling the rest of my life is going to be cold and lonely.
I raise my cup of coffee to all the single people who haven’t yet found the one who you will cherish every moment with when you hold them close and get to kiss beautiful.
Or who have lost them. "
yes & this. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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" I’ve got a feeling the rest of my life is going to be cold and lonely.
I raise my cup of coffee to all the single people who haven’t yet found the one who you will cherish every moment with when you hold them close and get to kiss beautiful. "
Can I come and slap you please?
Single life is awesome,.love is overrated and just eugh. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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" I’ve got a feeling the rest of my life is going to be cold and lonely.
I raise my cup of coffee to all the single people who haven’t yet found the one who you will cherish every moment with when you hold them close and get to kiss beautiful.
Can I come and slap you please?
Single life is awesome,.love is overrated and just eugh. "
It’s cheaper in a coffee shop, I’ve noticed this.  |
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By *icktMan
over a year ago
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" I’ve got a feeling the rest of my life is going to be cold and lonely.
I raise my cup of coffee to all the single people who haven’t yet found the one who you will cherish every moment with when you hold them close and get to kiss beautiful.
Slap? Oooh kinky! Lol xx
Can I come and slap you please?
Single life is awesome,.love is overrated and just eugh. "
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"Even Hitler had a girl friend. Second year running I'm single on valentines day.
Still got myself M&S dine in for 2 meal for 20 quid though.
Go out and murder a few million. Clearly woman love that I mean hitler must of been dripping in pussy.
The mr "
I thought it was the nifty comb over and groucho tache? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Even Hitler had a girl friend. Second year running I'm single on valentines day.
Still got myself M&S dine in for 2 meal for 20 quid though.
Not sure Hitler's girlfriend had many choices but to date him mate. She tried to off herself twice. Finally succeeded before her husband shot himself in the head. "
Did he though? Dozens of intelligence agencies from around the world declassified their WWII files a few years ago. The body that was found in the bunker and claimed to be Hitler's was a woman's body. In the late 40s and 50s the FBI, MI6 and various other intelligence agencies had open case files, chasing "Hitler" around the world trying to find him.
It's one of my favourite conspiracy theories |
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"Even Hitler had a girl friend. Second year running I'm single on valentines day.
Still got myself M&S dine in for 2 meal for 20 quid though. "
Dude I've never been in a relationship, never had a girlfriend or boyfriend or had someone to spend valentines day with...
I don't even have a nice meal to eat tonight, I'll probably just make toast.
You could be doing worse |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"15th year I’ve not had a valentine.
(Checks patio is still flat)
15th year I’ve not had a valentine. "
 I am wondering what is under the patio that you had installed 15 years ago |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"15th year I’ve not had a valentine.
(Checks patio is still flat)
15th year I’ve not had a valentine.
I am wondering what is under the patio that you had installed 15 years ago "
Dirt officer. And hardcore. Hardcore dirt. |
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By *sBlueWoman
over a year ago
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"Even Hitler had a girl friend. Second year running I'm single on valentines day.
Still got myself M&S dine in for 2 meal for 20 quid though.
Valentines isn’t what it’s cracked up to be …. Shrove Tuesday OTOH…."
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
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"Even Hitler had a girl friend. Second year running I'm single on valentines day.
Still got myself M&S dine in for 2 meal for 20 quid though. "
For an extra £2 you could have had two mains, 2 desserts and 2 drinks at Spoons.
And you wouldn't have had to cook kr wash up either.
Just paint a face on your right hand..
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"Even Hitler had a girl friend. Second year running I'm single on valentines day.
Still got myself M&S dine in for 2 meal for 20 quid though. "
I've been single for 9 years.....I'm a million times better than Hitler.
Mindset bro. Mindset. |
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"Even Hitler had a girl friend. Second year running I'm single on valentines day.
Still got myself M&S dine in for 2 meal for 20 quid though.
For an extra £2 you could have had two mains, 2 desserts and 2 drinks at Spoons.
And you wouldn't have had to cook kr wash up either.
Just paint a face on your right hand..
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A"
um...the meal deal is for two people....well the one I got. A starter for 2. A main for 2, a side for 2 a dessert for 2 and 4 drinks. It was £17 but usually over 40 quid! I only have to wash one plate and one glass. Lol! |
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By *ryan...Man
over a year ago
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"Even Hitler had a girl friend. Second year running I'm single on valentines day.
Still got myself M&S dine in for 2 meal for 20 quid though.
Not sure Hitler's girlfriend had many choices but to date him mate. She tried to off herself twice. Finally succeeded before her husband shot himself in the head.
Did he though? Dozens of intelligence agencies from around the world declassified their WWII files a few years ago. The body that was found in the bunker and claimed to be Hitler's was a woman's body. In the late 40s and 50s the FBI, MI6 and various other intelligence agencies had open case files, chasing "Hitler" around the world trying to find him.
It's one of my favourite conspiracy theories "
The Russians held Hitler's dentist,who confirmed the jawbone section belonged to Hitler. Stalin kept the rumour of Hitler's survival going ..can't recall actually reason ..
First buried in a wood ,then dug up and ashes scattered in a river,only fully disclosed in the 1980's..
Also Doctor Morellis Hitler's personal ( and extremely smelly,b.o,) kept medical records and Hitler had two testicles...
The song was British propoganda..
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No matter how you look like and even how your personality is , if you are good or bad in the end if you have power no matter if is man or women , they can choose partners like we choose vegetables at tescos . That's the reality , always have been like that and always will be like that |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Even Hitler had a girl friend. Second year running I'm single on valentines day.
Still got myself M&S dine in for 2 meal for 20 quid though.
Not sure Hitler's girlfriend had many choices but to date him mate. She tried to off herself twice. Finally succeeded before her husband shot himself in the head.
Did he though? Dozens of intelligence agencies from around the world declassified their WWII files a few years ago. The body that was found in the bunker and claimed to be Hitler's was a woman's body. In the late 40s and 50s the FBI, MI6 and various other intelligence agencies had open case files, chasing "Hitler" around the world trying to find him.
It's one of my favourite conspiracy theories
The Russians held Hitler's dentist,who confirmed the jawbone section belonged to Hitler. Stalin kept the rumour of Hitler's survival going ..can't recall actually reason ..
First buried in a wood ,then dug up and ashes scattered in a river,only fully disclosed in the 1980's..
Also Doctor Morellis Hitler's personal ( and extremely smelly,b.o,) kept medical records and Hitler had two testicles...
The song was British propoganda..
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But then the declassified Russian files also show their security services had open case files on him well in to the 1950s whilst they were chasing his shadow around the world |
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"Even Hitler had a girl friend. Second year running I'm single on valentines day.
Still got myself M&S dine in for 2 meal for 20 quid though.
For an extra £2 you could have had two mains, 2 desserts and 2 drinks at Spoons.
The poor guy was sad enough. Going to a whetherspoons might have pushed him over the edge!
And you wouldn't have had to cook kr wash up either.
Just paint a face on your right hand..
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"Even Hitler had a girl friend. Second year running I'm single on valentines day.
Still got myself M&S dine in for 2 meal for 20 quid though.
Not sure Hitler's girlfriend had many choices but to date him mate. She tried to off herself twice. Finally succeeded before her husband shot himself in the head.
Did he though? Dozens of intelligence agencies from around the world declassified their WWII files a few years ago. The body that was found in the bunker and claimed to be Hitler's was a woman's body. In the late 40s and 50s the FBI, MI6 and various other intelligence agencies had open case files, chasing "Hitler" around the world trying to find him.
It's one of my favourite conspiracy theories "
But the bodies were taken outside, doused in petrol and burned because Hitler feared his corpse being desecrated like Mussolini's. |
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