A family are driving behind a garbage truck when a dildo flies out and thumps against the windscreen.
Embarrassed, and to spare her young son's innocence, the mother turns around and says, "Don't worry; that was an insect."
To which, her son replies, "I'm surprised it could get off the ground with a cock like that." |
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"A family are driving behind a garbage truck when a dildo flies out and thumps against the windscreen.
Embarrassed, and to spare her young son's innocence, the mother turns around and says, "Don't worry; that was an insect."
To which, her son replies, "I'm surprised it could get off the ground with a cock like that.""
That was the best dildo gag so far |
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An old couple, married for over 30 years, had regular sex, however, the husband always insisted on turning the lights off as they did the deed.
One night the wife was a bit cheesed off and decided that she would put a stop to this, so while they were in the middle of doing it, she switched the lights on. To her surprise she saw her husband was holding a dildo.
She was upset and screamed at him, "You impotent bastard, how could you be lying to me all of these years. Explain yourself!" Her husband looks her straight in the eyes and says, calmly, "I'll explain the dildo if you can explain our three kids." |
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