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By *aitonel OP   Man  over a year ago

Liverpool

Busy day in work today, quite a physical one. Lots of lifting, pushing, pulling, and general upper body work out.

Well I've managed to hurt my wanking arm and wrist... I know I have another arm and wrist to use but it's not the same. The rythem never seems quite right, the position awkward, the grip very different.

I was looking forward to solo action once I got him too!

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By *amie HantsWoman  over a year ago

Atlantis

I’m sorry your valentine is injured

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Sounds like you could use a spotter

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman  over a year ago

Carlisle usually

Oh no.

If I was closer I'd offer my services til you're healed.

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By *eliWoman  over a year ago

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Bad timing, can you treat him to a gentle soak? He might not put out tomorrow but at least he'll know he's loved.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

sending my condolences.

much love, thoughts and prayers to get you through this difficult time.

Px

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By *aitonel OP   Man  over a year ago

Liverpool


"I’m sorry your valentine is injured "

Pfft not even my hand likes me enough to go for valentines anyway!

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By *entBarryUKMan  over a year ago

Ashford


"I’m sorry your valentine is injured "

I spat my drink out reading this

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Buy yourself an apple pie on the way home

Problem solved

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By *aitonel OP   Man  over a year ago

Liverpool


"Buy yourself an apple pie on the way home

Problem solved "

I'm far too cheap for that

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By *aitonel OP   Man  over a year ago

Liverpool


"Oh no.

If I was closer I'd offer my services til you're healed."

Its the thought that counts!

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By *aitonel OP   Man  over a year ago

Liverpool


"Bad timing, can you treat him to a gentle soak? He might not put out tomorrow but at least he'll know he's loved."

Shall run him a bath tonight, a bit of a massage and pampering to relax and hope for the best. I get the feeling it may be out of action longer though.

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By *anky_PankyWoman  over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville


"Busy day in work today, quite a physical one. Lots of lifting, pushing, pulling, and general upper body work out.

Well I've managed to hurt my wanking arm and wrist... I know I have another arm and wrist to use but it's not the same. The rythem never seems quite right, the position awkward, the grip very different.

I was looking forward to solo action once I got him too!

"

Him? Or did you mean home?

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By *aitonel OP   Man  over a year ago

Liverpool


"sending my condolences.

much love, thoughts and prayers to get you through this difficult time.

Px "

Thoughts and prayers help, thank you.

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By *anky_PankyWoman  over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

Yes I am mildly disturbed by third person text lol

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By *aitonel OP   Man  over a year ago

Liverpool


"Busy day in work today, quite a physical one. Lots of lifting, pushing, pulling, and general upper body work out.

Well I've managed to hurt my wanking arm and wrist... I know I have another arm and wrist to use but it's not the same. The rythem never seems quite right, the position awkward, the grip very different.

I was looking forward to solo action once I got him too!

Him? Or did you mean home? "

Applies to both really after Meli's comment! But home

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By *ad NannaWoman  over a year ago

East London

Pillow vagina.

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By *ornycougaWoman  over a year ago

MOROCCO Wherever I lay my hat

Apply Deep Heat liberally. On your arm... Not your cock

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By *aitonel OP   Man  over a year ago

Liverpool


"Apply Deep Heat liberally. On your arm... Not your cock "

Haha thank you for clarification.

Night have to go out for some, not sure I have any at home.

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By *ickshawedCouple  over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Have you considered using your feet? A different sensation perhaps, but depending on your flexibility it could be worth a try. Plus please video it

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Could learn to use feet or try a letter box

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Have you considered using your feet? A different sensation perhaps, but depending on your flexibility it could be worth a try. Plus please video it "

Great minds

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By *avie65Man  over a year ago

In the west.


"Busy day in work today, quite a physical one. Lots of lifting, pushing, pulling, and general upper body work out.

Well I've managed to hurt my wanking arm and wrist... I know I have another arm and wrist to use but it's not the same. The rythem never seems quite right, the position awkward, the grip very different.

I was looking forward to solo action once I got him too!

"

Practise makes perfect.

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By *aitonel OP   Man  over a year ago

Liverpool


"Have you considered using your feet? A different sensation perhaps, but depending on your flexibility it could be worth a try. Plus please video it "

I think I'd be more likely to self BJ and that's far from likely as it is!

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By *iscean_dreamMan  over a year ago

Llanelli

You need a fleshlight and the suction cup attachment.

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By *oofy321Man  over a year ago

moon base zero

Jam jar half filled with warm liver....works a treat

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By *elix SightedMan  over a year ago

Cloud 8

The perfect opportunity to definitively answer the other thread on whether you can pop it in your bot

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By *eliWoman  over a year ago

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"Bad timing, can you treat him to a gentle soak? He might not put out tomorrow but at least he'll know he's loved.

Shall run him a bath tonight, a bit of a massage and pampering to relax and hope for the best. I get the feeling it may be out of action longer though. "

You should start a thread asking what to do when they no longer put out - the wisdom of the Hive Mind on here will definitely help.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By *ad NannaWoman  over a year ago

East London


"Bad timing, can you treat him to a gentle soak? He might not put out tomorrow but at least he'll know he's loved.

Shall run him a bath tonight, a bit of a massage and pampering to relax and hope for the best. I get the feeling it may be out of action longer though.

You should start a thread asking what to do when they no longer put out - the wisdom of the Hive Mind on here will definitely help.

"

You're thinking what I'm thinking, aren't you.

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By *aitonel OP   Man  over a year ago

Liverpool


"Bad timing, can you treat him to a gentle soak? He might not put out tomorrow but at least he'll know he's loved.

Shall run him a bath tonight, a bit of a massage and pampering to relax and hope for the best. I get the feeling it may be out of action longer though.

You should start a thread asking what to do when they no longer put out - the wisdom of the Hive Mind on here will definitely help.

"

Done! I may have been vague with details

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By *eyond PurityCouple  over a year ago

Lincolnshire

I seen a video of a fleshlight tucked in between a mattress and base and the guy was fucking away.

I can’t remember the profile name on here but it’s stayed with me since I seen it (27 years ago )

K

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By *iscean_dreamMan  over a year ago

Llanelli


"I seen a video of a fleshlight tucked in between a mattress and base and the guy was fucking away.

I can’t remember the profile name on here but it’s stayed with me since I seen it (27 years ago )

K"

Rumour is his ghost can be seen by tge new residents when they are woken by the bed moving at night

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By *alkingbootsMan  over a year ago

cavan

It pays to be ambidextrous in times like this

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Busy day in work today, quite a physical one. Lots of lifting, pushing, pulling, and general upper body work out.

Well I've managed to hurt my wanking arm and wrist... I know I have another arm and wrist to use but it's not the same. The rythem never seems quite right, the position awkward, the grip very different.

I was looking forward to solo action once I got him too!

"

If you do it with your other arm it feels like someone else is doing it lol

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By *aitonel OP   Man  over a year ago

Liverpool


"Busy day in work today, quite a physical one. Lots of lifting, pushing, pulling, and general upper body work out.

Well I've managed to hurt my wanking arm and wrist... I know I have another arm and wrist to use but it's not the same. The rythem never seems quite right, the position awkward, the grip very different.

I was looking forward to solo action once I got him too!

If you do it with your other arm it feels like someone else is doing it lol"

Then whoever does it like my other hand is shocking at it and should never wank anyone else of again out of shame

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By *reat me rightWoman  over a year ago

Rotherham


"I’m sorry your valentine is injured

I spat my drink out reading this"

Love this

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Busy day in work today, quite a physical one. Lots of lifting, pushing, pulling, and general upper body work out.

Well I've managed to hurt my wanking arm and wrist... I know I have another arm and wrist to use but it's not the same. The rythem never seems quite right, the position awkward, the grip very different.

I was looking forward to solo action once I got him too!

If you do it with your other arm it feels like someone else is doing it lol

Then whoever does it like my other hand is shocking at it and should never wank anyone else of again out of shame"

Tell that to the Inbetweeners

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Wish I could send you a get well soon card. Should we start a collection? Would you prefer a steady stream of ladies to help you out or would you prefer one woman for the full night? I'll get it arranged.

F

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Have you tried sticking your cock in the slow cooker? But don't forget to add lube and make sure to use the LOW setting. As it warms up you will feel like you are fucking a big baggy real pussy. I'd recommend it to all my friends and family. I have only ever heard wonderful things. Happy Valentines to you.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Busy day in work today, quite a physical one. Lots of lifting, pushing, pulling, and general upper body work out.

Well I've managed to hurt my wanking arm and wrist... I know I have another arm and wrist to use but it's not the same. The rythem never seems quite right, the position awkward, the grip very different.

I was looking forward to solo action once I got him too!

"

Could you get a stand in until you’re all better? x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Lefty loosely and it feels like someone else is teeheehee

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By *aitonel OP   Man  over a year ago

Liverpool


"Lefty loosely and it feels like someone else is teeheehee"

It really doesn't. However a numb hand and arm is closer to that feeling... So I've been told...

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By *aitonel OP   Man  over a year ago

Liverpool


"Busy day in work today, quite a physical one. Lots of lifting, pushing, pulling, and general upper body work out.

Well I've managed to hurt my wanking arm and wrist... I know I have another arm and wrist to use but it's not the same. The rythem never seems quite right, the position awkward, the grip very different.

I was looking forward to solo action once I got him too!

Could you get a stand in until you’re all better? x "

I might have to!

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By *aitonel OP   Man  over a year ago

Liverpool


"Wish I could send you a get well soon card. Should we start a collection? Would you prefer a steady stream of ladies to help you out or would you prefer one woman for the full night? I'll get it arranged.

F"

Hmmm I'm not sure! I mean if there are plenty of ladies offering sympathy I guess I'd have to go with the steady stream.

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By *aitonel OP   Man  over a year ago

Liverpool


"Have you tried sticking your cock in the slow cooker? But don't forget to add lube and make sure to use the LOW setting. As it warms up you will feel like you are fucking a big baggy real pussy. I'd recommend it to all my friends and family. I have only ever heard wonderful things. Happy Valentines to you. "

Does a ninja 15in1 count?

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By *elvet RopeMan  over a year ago

by the big field

Pop next door and see if they can lend you a hand- its the neighbourly thing to do

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By *aitonel OP   Man  over a year ago

Liverpool


"Pop next door and see if they can lend you a hand- its the neighbourly thing to do "

One side... I'd rather not!

The other, I respect them too much to subject them that

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Have you tried sticking your cock in the slow cooker? But don't forget to add lube and make sure to use the LOW setting. As it warms up you will feel like you are fucking a big baggy real pussy. I'd recommend it to all my friends and family. I have only ever heard wonderful things. Happy Valentines to you.

Does a ninja 15in1 count? "

15in1.

You're showing off now.

Make sure to apply some SPF180 though because otherwise you'll end up with a crispy dick.

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