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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago
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Ok so up a ladder earlier, heard front door being knocked, and i dont mean just knocked, sounded like the fucking fly squad hammering the door, got of ladder fell over the dog, got to the door, "wrong house" he said....after i tore him a new arsehole, i thought who knocks a fucking door to a place they have never been before like that???
So are you a "tapper", a "knock the fuck "type or what? Or do you leave your finger on the bell a tad too long just to be annoying?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I knock on the knocker, just the once. Reason being, my sons friend knocks on the door, continuously, until someone opens it, either that or looks through the letterbox. Told him numerous times not to, so when the dog has his fingers off he can't say I didn't warn him! Annoys the life outta me!! |
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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago
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"I knock on the knocker, just the once. Reason being, my sons friend knocks on the door, continuously, until someone opens it, either that or looks through the letterbox. Told him numerous times not to, so when the dog has his fingers off he can't say I didn't warn him! Annoys the life outta me!!"
Get a water pistol....would annoy me to.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Well im a gentleman so i knock politely me lol
Mind there was a instnce few years back me and a couple of mates off another site had chatted with this guy who wanted to have a MMMF 4some at his place - so we exchanged mobiles talkedit all through and arrived with female on said day/time - saw the lights turn offin front room and knocked and knocked on front door and knocked over and over - we where well pissed off cuz we had driven 30 miles with our friends for this guy to piss us around .....so we knocked louder knowing he was in grrrrrrrrrrrrr double grrrrrrrr
and yes we tried calling him but nothing ...
we just went off and had sex in back of mates van lol  |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
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"I knock on the knocker, just the once. Reason being, my sons friend knocks on the door, continuously, until someone opens it, either that or looks through the letterbox. Told him numerous times not to, so when the dog has his fingers off he can't say I didn't warn him! Annoys the life outta me!!"
One solitary knock pmsl |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I knock on the knocker, just the once. Reason being, my sons friend knocks on the door, continuously, until someone opens it, either that or looks through the letterbox. Told him numerous times not to, so when the dog has his fingers off he can't say I didn't warn him! Annoys the life outta me!!
One solitary knock pmsl "
What's wrong with that??!! Lol
I'm gonna get a sign. Knock only once or risk getting mauled by the Jack Russell  |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
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"I knock on the knocker, just the once. Reason being, my sons friend knocks on the door, continuously, until someone opens it, either that or looks through the letterbox. Told him numerous times not to, so when the dog has his fingers off he can't say I didn't warn him! Annoys the life outta me!!
One solitary knock pmsl
What's wrong with that??!! Lol
I'm gonna get a sign. Knock only once or risk getting mauled by the Jack Russell "
I can just picture you doing it, then taking one pace back, smoothing your skirt and standing up straight |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Depends who's door I'm knocking on!
Twice (as in knock knock - who's there?) if I don't know them.
Three times if I do know them (and like them).
An amusing knock - na - knock knock if its family.
Knock knock knock-knock-knock, knock-knock-knock-knock, knock knock if we're off to the football.
And knock, ring doorbell, knock, hold finger on doorbell whilst shouting loudly through the letterbox if they're
A.) playing Cliff Richard too loud and it's keeping me awake
B.) they owe me money
Or
C.) my fucking housemates have locked me out whilst I've popped out for a cig in my skimpies!!
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I knock on the knocker, just the once. Reason being, my sons friend knocks on the door, continuously, until someone opens it, either that or looks through the letterbox. Told him numerous times not to, so when the dog has his fingers off he can't say I didn't warn him! Annoys the life outta me!!
One solitary knock pmsl
What's wrong with that??!! Lol
I'm gonna get a sign. Knock only once or risk getting mauled by the Jack Russell
I can just picture you doing it, then taking one pace back, smoothing your skirt and standing up straight "
Ha ha ha fuck off lol |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
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"I knock on the knocker, just the once. Reason being, my sons friend knocks on the door, continuously, until someone opens it, either that or looks through the letterbox. Told him numerous times not to, so when the dog has his fingers off he can't say I didn't warn him! Annoys the life outta me!!
One solitary knock pmsl
What's wrong with that??!! Lol
I'm gonna get a sign. Knock only once or risk getting mauled by the Jack Russell
I can just picture you doing it, then taking one pace back, smoothing your skirt and standing up straight
Ha ha ha fuck off lol "
Lol Ruggers, Ruggers look what the nasty lady said to me |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I knock on the knocker, just the once. Reason being, my sons friend knocks on the door, continuously, until someone opens it, either that or looks through the letterbox. Told him numerous times not to, so when the dog has his fingers off he can't say I didn't warn him! Annoys the life outta me!!
One solitary knock pmsl
What's wrong with that??!! Lol
I'm gonna get a sign. Knock only once or risk getting mauled by the Jack Russell
I can just picture you doing it, then taking one pace back, smoothing your skirt and standing up straight
Ha ha ha fuck off lol
Lol Ruggers, Ruggers look what the nasty lady said to me "
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"I'm more of a stones at the window kinda guy"
Once had to replace my mate's window through my pissed up actions 
Having done door to door shenanigans myself, I reckon at least 75% of doorbells don't work anyway
3 firm knocks are the way to go folks |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I usually end up knocking twice as Im too girly and no one hears me,
When I go to friends, I'll tap on a window now, as they hear that
Some muppet crashed my door down at 06.50 this morning, and asked me to move my car!
My car was behind him on my own garden and he was pointing at another car at the top of the road!!!
Was I happy????? he scurried off bloody quick after I pointed out my car was on my garden and going no where,
And he managed to get his car out, despite the obstruction he felt was so bad he needed to wake me and the kids up for  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I just look for the houses with large dog flaps, and quietly sneak in, praying that the dog's not there
Fortunately I carry a pund of finest British Beef in my trousers  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I just look for the houses with large dog flaps, and quietly sneak in, praying that the dog's not there
Fortunately I carry a pund of finest British Beef in my trousers "
Can you prove how much beef you carry? |
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"I'm more of a stones at the window kinda guy
Once had to replace my mate's window through my pissed up actions
Having done door to door shenanigans myself, I reckon at least 75% of doorbells don't work anyway
3 firm knocks are the way to go folks "
Firm or not, with the layout of my house I don't hear if you knock whereas the doorbell is amplified everywhere. I've spent ages waiting in for deliveries only to ring up and be told I wasn't in!  |
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