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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I was in a pub last night flirting with a woman and she said .. my knickers have gone up the crack in my arse , could you get them out...
So I did 
She ended up staying at mine ..."
Are you going to ring her? |
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By *jones OP Man
over a year ago
Plymouth |
"I was in a pub last night flirting with a woman and she said .. my knickers have gone up the crack in my arse , could you get them out...
So I did
She ended up staying at mine ...
Are you going to ring her?"
No I'll see her in the pub |
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"I was in a pub last night flirting with a woman and she said .. my knickers have gone up the crack in my arse , could you get them out...
So I did
She ended up staying at mine ...
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omg you're good  |
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I heard on along time ago - a woman/girl had-just shot down a lad in a horrible way - really arrogant and just nasty so his mate went up and said - I remember you years ago - you worked in the firework factory - was definitely you - she said not me lad definitely wrong girl - he said it was definitely you because I remember you looked like a banger had gone off in your mouth…you haven’t changed a bit!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Last time I got chatted up while out the lad was younger, got rid of him by saying 'pipe dow short stuff, I got pants older than you, come back when your balls drop' |
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By *jones OP Man
over a year ago
Plymouth |
Heard some lads say to some girls ...have you got a mirror in your knickers ?
I can see myself in your pants tonight ... 
It actually got a good laugh from the girls which was a good start |
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