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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Just finished housework, cleaned out the toitoise. So made myself a cuppa, and thought emmmmm a custard cream be nice, and bam they' ve gone, but nobody has had them. Mr nobody strikes again, |
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By *am123Man
over a year ago
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i know him wen ever im looking 4 my shoes, which i leave in a specific place, or my keys, and wen i go to get them normaly wen im late they have gone, and erm nobody has touched them funny that grrrr   |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I have custard creams and bourbons…….
Hey , I'm just say'in I've got some, thats all....   "
got bourbons soxy, send some custard creamsmy way please andthank you xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I have custard creams and bourbons…….
Hey , I'm just say'in I've got some, thats all....
got bourbons soxy, send some custard creamsmy way please andthank you xx"
Ok.... on their way disguised in a plain brown wrapper, although it has been noted as a matter of national security such deliveries can be intercepted or confiscated by the biscuit police…..  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I feel so sorry for the tortoise... "
Yes Gwanny, I must admit.... I was left wondering how you clean out a tortoise…..
Are laxatives and pipe cleaners involved?
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I feel so sorry for the tortoise...
Yes Gwanny, I must admit.... I was left wondering how you clean out a tortoise…..
Are laxatives and pipe cleaners involved?
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Can be a bot tricky getting in the corners |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
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"Just finished housework, cleaned out the toitoise. So made myself a cuppa, and thought emmmmm a custard cream be nice, and bam they' ve gone, but nobody has had them. Mr nobody strikes again, "
Mr Nobody has buggered off with my passport, hope he brings it back soon else hes gonna get his arse spanked, cause he took my red shoe as well, just the one mind....  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Just finished housework, cleaned out the toitoise. So made myself a cuppa, and thought emmmmm a custard cream be nice, and bam they' ve gone, but nobody has had them. Mr nobody strikes again, Mr Nobody has buggered off with my passport, hope he brings it back soon else hes gonna get his arse spanked, cause he took my red shoe as well, just the one mind.... "
So we are looking for a one legged, custard cream eater, carrying a passport. Gonna put posters up  |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
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"Just finished housework, cleaned out the toitoise. So made myself a cuppa, and thought emmmmm a custard cream be nice, and bam they' ve gone, but nobody has had them. Mr nobody strikes again, Mr Nobody has buggered off with my passport, hope he brings it back soon else hes gonna get his arse spanked, cause he took my red shoe as well, just the one mind....
So we are looking for a one legged, custard cream eater, carrying a passport. Gonna put posters up "
That narrows it down somewhat  |
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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago
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"I bet it'd the tortoise that's had them - they're a bugger for custard .....
Turn your back on them and they're in like Flyn "
It's when it totters across the wooden flooring in a red shoe. That's only when you can prove it mind. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I bet it'd the tortoise that's had them - they're a bugger for custard .....
Turn your back on them and they're in like Flyn
It's when it totters across the wooden flooring in a red shoe. That's only when you can prove it mind. "
Knowing tortoises he'll be humping it and not wearing it |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I bet it'd the tortoise that's had them - they're a bugger for custard .....
Turn your back on them and they're in like Flyn
It's when it totters across the wooden flooring in a red shoe. That's only when you can prove it mind.
Knowing tortoises he'll be humping it and not wearing it "
The biscuit munching tortoise in my house is 6ft 1" and does midnight raids that would astound the SAS on my biscuit tin ! He's nearly 16 and can polish off a full packet in minutes! Then say "it wasn't me" |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I bet it'd the tortoise that's had them - they're a bugger for custard .....
Turn your back on them and they're in like Flyn
It's when it totters across the wooden flooring in a red shoe. That's only when you can prove it mind. "
Carrying a passport. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Mr nobody was a frequent visitor at my house, he would take root.
Strangley he managed to leave around the same time as my son"
Ah ah, its all becoming clear now |
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"Just finished housework, cleaned out the toitoise. So made myself a cuppa, and thought emmmmm a custard cream be nice, and bam they' ve gone, but nobody has had them. Mr nobody strikes again, Mr Nobody has buggered off with my passport, hope he brings it back soon else hes gonna get his arse spanked, cause he took my red shoe as well, just the one mind.... "
It will be lying by the side of the road..there is always just 1 shoe... |
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