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"I was wondering if you wouldn't mind looking at my profile and let me know if it could do with any improvement. Thanks" Only if you do ours 
It is certainly brief , could do with a bit of padding out . | |||
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"It's perfect and matches all my wants and needs. Will you marry me? "Are you rich tho ........ or at least well hung. We net women like cock and money. | |||
"And mine....you sound vey alluring...someone who you want to get to know... "You Wonky Wooshians are anyones for a pair of yellow skiddies. | |||
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ps. perfect profile, direct, to the point - no fence-sitting for you this year! | |||
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"I was wondering if you wouldn't mind looking at my profile and let me know if it could do with any improvement. Thanks" It is athletic, ascetic and possibly agnostic. I read it several times! | |||
"It's perfect and matches all my wants and needs. Will you marry me?
Are you rich tho ........ or at least well hung. We net women like cock and money."I own a gold mine in Peru as well as an arms company that is part owned br the Vatican, so my assets are considerable. I also have a cock the size of a family sized " 50% " extra " xmas special " Pepsi Max bottle and I know how to use it. Now do you want a bloody shag or not?  I can't be doing with all this message swapping stuff. Two replies and that's it then, your loss  | |||
"It appears to be functional and will suffice. Any 'improvement' advice would be subjective to me and therefore I can't guarantee the end result would be deemed an improvement to the majority." I could offer my wormhole. | |||
"It appears to be functional and will suffice. Any 'improvement' advice would be subjective to me and therefore I can't guarantee the end result would be deemed an improvement to the majority. I could offer my wormhole." That would be an acceptable improvement indeed. | |||
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"It's perfect and matches all my wants and needs. Will you marry me?
Are you rich tho ........ or at least well hung. We net women like cock and money.
I own a gold mine in Peru as well as an arms company that is part owned br the Vatican, so my assets are considerable.
I also have a cock the size of a family sized " 50% " extra " xmas special " Pepsi Max bottle and I know how to use it.
Now do you want a bloody shag or not? I can't be doing with all this message swapping stuff. Two replies and that's it then, your loss "Yes okay but im not taking me tights off. | |||
"Gwanny we all know most people simply skip over the site provided dropdown menu options and head straight for the individual content written by the profile owner ,,,,,, So I’m not criticising but perhaps you could include just a tad more relevant information most guys seek on here,,,, Perhaps like mentioning that your (65%) Carbon (18%) Hydrogen (10%) Nitrogen (3%) Calcium (1.5%) Phosphorus (1.0%) Potassium (0.35%) Sulphur (0.25%) Sodium (0.15%) Magnesium (0.05%) Copper, Zinc, Selenium, Molybdenum, Fluorine, Chlorine, Iodine, Manganese, Cobalt, Iron (0.70%) Lithium, Strontium, Aluminium, Silicon, Lead, Vanadium, Arsenic, Bromine (trace amounts)…. Oh and don't forget to reiterate your an genuine open-minded up for anything fun loving single female….!!!… "Awwwww first time on here anyone ever called me female - Thanks Soxy.xx | |||
