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"Whether Coyote, Ordinary or Elf, She doth make Brucey, Go play with himself." 
Are you offering your services as a poet? | |||
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"Not in " 'Young Wonko now, though self-proclaimed as sane, Has turned his back on possibilities. He once again fair maiden's hopes hath slain, And made the OP definitely ill at ease.' | |||
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"Whether Coyote, Ordinary or Elf, She doth make Brucey, Go play with himself.
Are you offering your services as a poet?"Oh Daisy One Hundred and Seventy Nine, My sensuous, tremulous heart is all thine. Though plucking thy petals alone I must pine, As I whisper 'Will she be my true Valentine?' | |||
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"Oh Littlebird You sweetest thing Our hearts would sing If you'd be our third Winston and Lady Astor " Oh darlings. I am truly honoured  | |||
"Whether Coyote, Ordinary or Elf, She doth make Brucey, Go play with himself.
Are you offering your services as a poet?
Oh Daisy One Hundred and Seventy Nine,
My sensuous, tremulous heart is all thine.
Though plucking thy petals alone I must pine,
As I whisper 'Will she be my true Valentine?'"Thank you, nicest thing anyone has ever said to me on here!  | |||
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"Nighttime this evening A little, witty bread joins Helping the forum" Though Mother's Pride he was and is, A tiger bread's more accurate. His yeast has risen with the heat: A slice so nice you cannot wait. | |||
"Whether Coyote, Ordinary or Elf, She doth make Brucey, Go play with himself.
Are you offering your services as a poet?"Who me? As a poet I think you're crazy But just like the advert Daisy, Daisy, Daisy, Daisy Daisy, Daisy, Daisy, Daisy Daisy, Daisy, Daisy, Daisy Daisy, Daisy, Daisy, Daisy Daisy, Daisy, Daisy, Daisy Daisy, Daisy, Daisy, Daisy Daisy, Daisy, Daisy, Daisy Daisy, Daisy, Daisy, Daisy Daisy, Daisy, Daisy, Daisy | |||
" Oh Daisy One Hundred and Seventy Nine, My sensuous, tremulous heart is all thine. Though plucking thy petals alone I must pine, As I whisper 'Will she be my true Valentine?' Thank you, nicest thing anyone has ever said to me on here! "Thank you very much: entirely my pleasure! But in that case, the people of Fab need to up their game.  | |||
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"The littlest of birds That I'd like to bonk Jump in my clown car And we can *honk honk*" Oh my! The poetry is superb
Is it by Keats, Shelley or Byron or the rest of the guys in the band?
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" Oh Daisy One Hundred and Seventy Nine, My sensuous, tremulous heart is all thine. Though plucking thy petals alone I must pine, As I whisper 'Will she be my true Valentine?' Thank you, nicest thing anyone has ever said to me on here!
Thank you very much: entirely my pleasure! But in that case, the people of Fab need to up their game. " | |||
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"The littlest of birds That I'd like to bonk Jump in my clown car And we can *honk honk* Oh my! The poetry is superb
Is it by Keats, Shelley or Byron or the rest of the guys in the band?
"Derek Griffiths. | |||
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"Roses are red, violets are blue, It’s not really stalking, If they never see you IYKYK "Roses are red Violets are blue I'd like to put My penis in you Winston | |||
"Misty's peaks are fair and fine To lay betwixt would be divine A booby hug while she wears britches Gives me little nether twitches "Oh… That is perfection. | |||
"The littlest of birds That I'd like to bonk Jump in my clown car And we can *honk honk* Oh my! The poetry is superb
Is it by Keats, Shelley or Byron or the rest of the guys in the band?
Derek Griffiths."I best Play Away then…  | |||
"The poetry we'll shirk, it seems like hard work." In for a Penny, though worth many more, With their rhymes true and modest, their feet in the door.' | |||
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"Oh Elephantis will you show off your trunk? With a little attention, I know I could make it spunk "Dee's for Delicious And G stands for Gorgeous. Together their wish is To please and engorge us. | |||
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"If I show a titty, Can I get a ditty, Just for Me. " Oh Maren, if sharin' Your breasts you desire. I'd fain write you verse Fit for Orpheus' lyre. But words cannot truly Encompass your chest: Photographic encapture Enraptures me best. | |||
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"Roses are red, violets are blue, It’s not really stalking, If they never see you IYKYK
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I'd like to put
My penis in you
Winston "Why Ambassador. You are spoiling us | |||
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"If I show a titty, Can I get a ditty, Just for Me. Oh Maren, if sharin' Your breasts you desire. I'd fain write you verse Fit for Orpheus' lyre. But words cannot truly Encompass your chest: Photographic encapture Enraptures me best." thankyou | |||
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"There once was a woman called Misty She loved to get ever so pissed, see She’d slam the tequilas It gave her the feelers And turned her into Misty frisky!" Last night in a nutshell | |||
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"Roses are red, orchids are rare, you’re moving to your aunt and uncles in Bel-Air "Ha! | |||
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"Roses are red, orchids are rare, you’re moving to your aunt and uncles in Bel-Air "m Ah little bird… What rhymes with fuck? | |||
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"An ode to Felix A man of heart Mind and true Filthy but courteous Compliments due I’d love to nibble Taste and sample I think he’d agree.. The rewards are “ample “" Oh Misty you fabulous creature!! Love this - and I’m nicking “filthy but courteous”!!!! I also love being nibbled | |||
"Roses are red, orchids are rare, you’re moving to your aunt and uncles in Bel-Air m
Ah little bird…
What rhymes with fuck?
"Muck Truck Schmuck | |||
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"Roses are red, orchids are rare, you’re moving to your aunt and uncles in Bel-Air
Ha! "I’ve got a few. Too few to mention | |||
"Roses are red, orchids are rare, you’re moving to your aunt and uncles in Bel-Air m
Ah little bird…
What rhymes with fuck?
Muck
Truck
Schmuck"All of those | |||
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"Roses are red, orchids are rare, you’re moving to your aunt and uncles in Bel-Air m
Ah little bird…
What rhymes with fuck?
Buck
Luck
Duck
Cuck
Wuck (what Jonathan Ross would offer)
Muck
Truck
Schmuck
All of those " | |||
"Roses are red, orchids are rare, you’re moving to your aunt and uncles in Bel-Air m
Ah little bird…
What rhymes with fuck?
Muck
Truck
Schmuck"Little Bjrd Let’s get in a truck You schmuck And fuck With red (for danger) 3 in abed Because she said… | |||
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"Crikey what is this? I’m not even smart enough I’ll just watch and learn "Ah, free verse. A typically subtle contribution.
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"Crikey what is this? I’m not even smart enough I’ll just watch and learn
Ah, free verse. A typically subtle contribution.
"It’s a haiku  (at least I hope it is. I’ve had gin) | |||
"Roses are red, orchids are rare, you’re moving to your aunt and uncles in Bel-Air m
Ah little bird…
What rhymes with fuck?
"Shuck your clothes o'er each dainty foot, All the better,to engage, smile and fuck. | |||
"Crikey what is this? I’m not even smart enough I’ll just watch and learn
Ah, free verse. A typically subtle contribution.
It’s a haiku (at least I hope it is. I’ve had gin)"Is haiku where you do 5, 7, 5 words? | |||
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"Crikey what is this? I’m not even smart enough I’ll just watch and learn
Ah, free verse. A typically subtle contribution.
It’s a haiku (at least I hope it is. I’ve had gin)
Is haiku where you do 5, 7, 5 words?"Ffs not words, syllables | |||
"Crikey what is this? I’m not even smart enough I’ll just watch and learn
Ah, free verse. A typically subtle contribution.
It’s a haiku (at least I hope it is. I’ve had gin)
Is haiku where you do 5, 7, 5 words?"17 syllables | |||
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"Crikey what is this? I’m not even smart enough I’ll just watch and learn
Ah, free verse. A typically subtle contribution.
It’s a haiku (at least I hope it is. I’ve had gin)"Angelica delicate, on those sweet lips. Juniper fragrant through delicate sips. Citrus as sharp as her brilliant mind. Ice no more cool than her presence, you'll find. Admixture of tonic, as she to the Forum Will add effervescence and tasteful decorum. In short, RedForDanger's libation tonight Is, as she is herself, both refreshing and right. | |||
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"Roses are red, orchids are rare, you’re moving to your aunt and uncles in Bel-Air m
Ah little bird…
What rhymes with fuck?
Muck
Truck
Schmuck
Little Bjrd
Let’s get in a truck
You schmuck
And fuck
With red (for danger)
3 in abed
Because she said…
"FFS I don’t have a truck I am not actually a schmuck But I do now how to… Colour in to my hearts content
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"Crikey what is this? I’m not even smart enough I’ll just watch and learn
Ah, free verse. A typically subtle contribution.
It’s a haiku (at least I hope it is. I’ve had gin)
Is haiku where you do 5, 7, 5 words?
17 syllables "Very good and it was so subtle, I missed it!! | |||
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"I'm in sounds fun" Will you be poetting directly, or via a happy messenger? I'd be delighted to pass on any messages to your objects of desire. | |||
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"I'm in sounds fun Will you be poetting directly, or via a happy messenger? I'd be delighted to pass on any messages to your objects of desire." through a happy messenger | |||
"To Elephantis You’re really quite fit Although you don’t think you’re it… I’ll cover you in boobies To rival Anubis I think I have to be be smart To get into your art… But I’m not very clever.. So tits are my lever " A lady who mentions dog-headed Egyptians Is clever enough for a fit of conniptions. Her bounty surpasses King Tutankhamun: I hope that we'll meet on this side of the tomb. | |||
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"Littlebird, _ittlebird, Let's go and find us a third.... "Oh. I. Am. In. | |||
"Littlebird, _ittlebird, Let's go and find us a third.... "3 is the magic number I’ll bring cucumber | |||
"Littlebird, _ittlebird, Let's go and find us a third.... "'What can you say, to draw a third, More opulent than your sisters?' | |||
"Littlebird, _ittlebird, Let's go and find us a third....
'What can you say, to draw a third,
More opulent than your sisters?'"The opulence of sisters Rivals all misters | |||
"Littlebird, _ittlebird, Let's go and find us a third....
'What can you say, to draw a third,
More opulent than your sisters?'
The opulence of sisters
Rivals all misters"Says she whose mere kiss does Raise heat-induced blisters. | |||
"Littlebird, _ittlebird, Let's go and find us a third....
Oh. I. Am. In. "You've a body made for sin. | |||
"Littlebird, _ittlebird, Let's go and find us a third....
3 is the magic number
I’ll bring cucumber "Bring along your mighty phallus, We'll recreate Debbie does Dallas | |||
"Littlebird, _ittlebird, Let's go and find us a third....
'What can you say, to draw a third,
More opulent than your sisters?'
The opulence of sisters
Rivals all misters
Says she whose mere kiss does
Raise heat-induced blisters."The kiss is a prelude To things that are so rude I dream of them nightly They need to be put rightly | |||
"Littlebird, _ittlebird, Let's go and find us a third....
3 is the magic number
I’ll bring cucumber
Bring along your mighty phallus,
We'll recreate Debbie does Dallas "I'm no Brad Pitt But on my face you may sit | |||
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"Littlebird, _ittlebird, Let's go and find us a third....
Oh. I. Am. In.
You've a body made for sin.
"As do you beautiful. I like to think they may writhe together in utter sinful lust | |||
"Elephantis you sex God when I see your eyes my nipples go hard I dream of you naked tied to my bed Your body trembling As I give you head Dreams can come true I've heard them say So visit Newcastle and let me have my wicked way "A most enticing poetic invitation indeed! Goodness. Is it getting hot in here? | |||
"Littlebird, _ittlebird, Let's go and find us a third....
Oh. I. Am. In.
You've a body made for sin.
As do you beautiful. I like to think they may writhe together in utter sinful lust "Get your coat, you horny goat .... | |||
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"Elephantis you sex God when I see your eyes my nipples go hard I dream of you naked tied to my bed Your body trembling As I give you head Dreams can come true I've heard them say So visit Newcastle and let me have my wicked way
A most enticing poetic invitation indeed! Goodness. Is it getting hot in here? "Well your very hot thats plain to see i want my warm lips all over thee To kiss,stroke and tease your flesh would be my dying request | |||
"Had a cracking day now don’t give a fuck Awesome day now sat on my Jack Jones Not often in my bed by 9 on a Saturday night Up and out first thing tomorrow as no doubt I will be awake by 5 Thoughts in my my mind they know who Will I actually sleep I doubt it very much How can thoughts control the mind Be they good be they kind Be they far from good and kind I lay and let the mind drift and ponder Words and thoughts aimlessly wander Still early and yet I can not rest Images and thoughts sent to test I lay here now I need my calm Why do I let you in to hold I’ve tried to let to set you free Be free from my my mind let me be In darkness and in light Morning noon and night You are in my thoughts my mind and soul You can read this now And have not a single care Your thoughts and feelings just held within But be what may you will always know My heart and soul is always here" Elephantis you've inspired the best, certainly most sincere one yet. Well done for such a stimulating thread. Artylan, I hope you get some peace my good man;be restive, be free! | |||
"Littlebird, _ittlebird, Let's go and find us a third....
Oh. I. Am. In.
You've a body made for sin.
As do you beautiful. I like to think they may writhe together in utter sinful lust
Get your coat, you horny goat ...."I’ll pop over. You delicious beauty. My magic carpet awaits | |||
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"Littlebird, _ittlebird, Let's go and find us a third....
Oh. I. Am. In.
You've a body made for sin.
As do you beautiful. I like to think they may writhe together in utter sinful lust
Get your coat, you horny goat ....
I’ll pop over. You delicious beauty. My magic carpet awaits "Having spent the last 3 hours trying to find a rhyme for carpet. I might have lost my chance!  | |||
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"Roses are red, orchids are rare, you’re moving to your aunt and uncles in Bel-Air "Was it destiny? I don't know yet Was it just by chance? Could this be kismet? Something in my consciousness told me you'd appear Now I'm always touched by your presence, dear. Winston | |||
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"Littlebird, _ittlebird, Let's go and find us a third....
Oh. I. Am. In.
You've a body made for sin.
As do you beautiful. I like to think they may writhe together in utter sinful lust
Get your coat, you horny goat ....
I’ll pop over. You delicious beauty. My magic carpet awaits
Having spent the last 3 hours trying to find a rhyme for carpet. I might have lost my chance!
"Can you use rug instead? | |||
"Oh my the wonderful world of fab Makes my google cry to open a new tab There's boobies, willies and fannies galore I try to stop but somehow need more So many questions I hear them yelp Quick look at my profile I need some damn help! Fantasies, kinks and stories to read There's even people being walked on a dog lead A place of happiness where sex goes to die But cheer up folks, there's always apple pie" This is poetic perfection With its tales of lust and rejection | |||
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"Littlebird, _ittlebird, Let's go and find us a third....
Oh. I. Am. In.
You've a body made for sin.
As do you beautiful. I like to think they may writhe together in utter sinful lust
Get your coat, you horny goat ....
I’ll pop over. You delicious beauty. My magic carpet awaits
Having spent the last 3 hours trying to find a rhyme for carpet. I might have lost my chance!
"There once was a lady called sprocket Who loved to play with balls in guys pockets Once they they made a mess Sprocket would say ‘bless’ Because she’s a wonderful, irresistible rocket | |||
"Littlebird, _ittlebird, Let's go and find us a third....
Oh. I. Am. In.
You've a body made for sin.
As do you beautiful. I like to think they may writhe together in utter sinful lust
Get your coat, you horny goat ....
I’ll pop over. You delicious beauty. My magic carpet awaits
Having spent the last 3 hours trying to find a rhyme for carpet. I might have lost my chance!
"I am peeing my pants at this .
You don’t need to find a rhyme darling. Only an international flying carpet… or rug | |||
"Littlebird, _ittlebird, Let's go and find us a third....
Oh. I. Am. In.
You've a body made for sin.
As do you beautiful. I like to think they may writhe together in utter sinful lust
Get your coat, you horny goat ....
I’ll pop over. You delicious beauty. My magic carpet awaits
Having spent the last 3 hours trying to find a rhyme for carpet. I might have lost my chance!
I am peeing my pants at this .
You don’t need to find a rhyme darling. Only an international flying carpet… or rug "a carpet that flies To bring me to your thighs… | |||
