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By *X2019 OP Man
over a year ago
Newcastle |
Hey. Been a while since I've seen one of these. Quick reminder for anyone new to the idea, but I'm sure we're all pros by now
1) say you're in
2) find someone you fancy
3) find a postie/mate and send them a private message, which they will then post in the thread for the person you fancy to see
4) rinse and repeat. Have fun, respect filters, be nice and get your flirt on  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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No they don't |
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I'll join. Let's see if anyone else does, or if we just have to fancy each other  |
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By *X2019 OP Man
over a year ago
Newcastle |
"No they don't "
I'm sure you'll have a few admirers on here |
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We are in and happy to play postie |
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Totally in for this on a Saturday night on the sofa |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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In to spread some lurve and filth  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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In for a while. |
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Hello one and all. I’ll open the bar. And play postie, between mixing drinks. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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im in |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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In for a little while |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm in for the flirts and blurts 
Barkeep thank you for your service ....
I'm in an experimental mood, curious to try a Morgans over ice. With ginger ale and a few wedges of lime I think.
Hmmmmm now I really wish I had one right here |
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By *X2019 OP Man
over a year ago
Newcastle |
First bit of post for me to deliver...
Julie and Beef
Or your real name Keith
What would it take
To be that steak
On a plate full of mash and peas |
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Message for Mrs Rickshawed
Could you please tell Mrs Rickshawed that she has a sublime body and I love her pictures. I regularly check her out after reading her great comments in the forums! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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i'll play with you DX 
anyway, im in, and happy to play postie for you lovelies. Px |
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What better to do on a Saturday night  I'm in |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm in
Feel free to send your post to me.
Hopefully my sack will be bulging and I can slip something lovely in your little letterbox. |
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"First bit of post for me to deliver...
Julie and Beef
Or your real name Keith
What would it take
To be that steak
On a plate full of mash and peas"
 thank you to our poetic admirer. Funny random poems are an excellent start |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I’m in xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm in |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Rickshawed listen up..
Got a few joining now, but had it just been us at the start fancying each other certainly doesn't sound like a bad idea |
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Message from an alliterative lovely:
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Oh Felix Sighted
You get me excited
When preparing for that eye test
I remember you're the best
And my glasses will soon be united
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Make of that what you will, matey. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ordinary Female hold tight..
I know you don't like tea but I really want to teabag your pretty mouth. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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We're in. Unfortunately can't be posties as we're out
F |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A sexy lady said
Mr Clean
I know its you Mr Sheen
Your polish makes my coffee table gleam |
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"Message for Mrs Rickshawed
Could you please tell Mrs Rickshawed that she has a sublime body and I love her pictures. I regularly check her out after reading her great comments in the forums! "
Ooh, sublime. A lovely word. You can stay |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A blushing beau has this to share...
For Jasmine_xxx:
I’ve never been so excited to see a contract signed. This is better than transfer season. |
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"Rickshawed listen up..
Got a few joining now, but had it just been us at the start fancying each other certainly doesn't sound like a bad idea "
Aww Wonko, you are a sweetheart |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A blushing beau has this to share...
For Jasmine_xxx:
I’ve never been so excited to see a contract signed. This is better than transfer season."
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ordinary Female hold tight..
I know you don't like tea but I really want to teabag your pretty mouth."
I bite |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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ey up Jasmine, a delicious hunk i know wanted to say
"Hopefully you find your playmate in Cornwall to spoil you. If geography wasn't an issue I'd try and help fulfill any and all your needs  " |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A sexy lady said
Mr Clean
I know its you Mr Sheen
Your polish makes my coffee table gleam"
bravo |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"ey up Jasmine, a delicious hunk i know wanted to say
"Hopefully you find your playmate in Cornwall to spoil you. If geography wasn't an issue I'd try and help fulfill any and all your needs " "
It’s not that far xx |
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Oh Felix Sighted
You get me excited
When preparing for that eye test
I remember you're the best
And my glasses will soon be united
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Make of that what you will, matey."
I’m amused and confused!! But flattered to be admired, thank you! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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In |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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From a guy with a rather biteable rear end...
Could you please tell quacksplat next time she stays out partying so late she'll be in for a spanking. |
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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago
Liverpool |
Hey quacksplat
I long to someday lick your twat
Gorgeous in mind and spirit too
Beans on toast afterwards is the least I could do |
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In for half an hour or so.
Happy to play postie |
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Go on then, I'll happily postie too
Tinder x |
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Message for everyone from a delightful lady
Cake anyone
Is that a question you need to ask?
What you do with the cake is the only task.
Butter, cream and icing too
Put a rolling pin where I have my poo |
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Post for our lovely OP...
Please let DX2019 know that he looks ever so yummy in his profile picture. And while red suits him, I wouldn't say no to taking it off |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Jasmine you little beaut, a wonderful friend has said Could you please tell the stunning Jasmine that the thought of her sunbathing naked in Gran Canaria is firmly in the wank bank. That lady oozes femininity and sex appeal. Yummy!! |
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I have a red-hot delivery for Ms Quacksplat, our resident Duck Lady, from an equally red-hot hottie.
“It’s been a few years since we locked lips but maybe we can put that right next weekend. ”
*phew* |
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You have until my pot of tea goes cold.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm in. X |
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Another mysterious missive from our perverted poet:
Piscean Dream
You make me cream
Handsome, horny and so lush
We both know what I'd do to you with that beloved loo brush |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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For Kaitonel
You are a forum master.... would you like to master my perky derriere? |
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By *X2019 OP Man
over a year ago
Newcastle |
"Post for our lovely OP...
Please let DX2019 know that he looks ever so yummy in his profile picture. And while red suits him, I wouldn't say no to taking it off "
Thank you mystery messenger. I may need a hand taking it off |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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for that gorgeous Revolver, from a delicious little so and so.. "Ooooooft. And a bit more ooooft". |
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"Message for everyone from a delightful lady
Cake anyone
Is that a question you need to ask?
What you do with the cake is the only task.
Butter, cream and icing too
Put a rolling pin where I have my poo"
This was actually for (Cakeanyone) lost in translation |
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"Another mysterious missive from our perverted poet:
Piscean Dream
You make me cream
Handsome, horny and so lush
We both know what I'd do to you with that beloved loo brush"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"for that gorgeous Revolver, from a delicious little so and so.. "Ooooooft. And a bit more ooooft". "
Tx . Appreciated x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Room for one more ? |
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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago
Liverpool |
"For Kaitonel
You are a forum master.... would you like to master my perky derriere?"
Can't say no to that, flattery and a tempting offer! |
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This hottie sends this little ditty....
Longer schlong
Is it really that big?
If you were a tree would you be a branch or a twig.
Before this poem gets old
Put the kettle on, your tea has gone cold. |
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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago
Deepest darkest Peru |
From a rather delicious gent ….
ForTheLoveOfSpanks 777 - Your username is way too long, so I’m just going to call you mine instead. Hope that’s okay. |
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"This hottie sends this little ditty....
Longer schlong
Is it really that big?
If you were a tree would you be a branch or a twig.
Before this poem gets old
Put the kettle on, your tea has gone cold."
I'm gonna microwave the bastard.
In answer to your question though. There's only one way to work out if I've used camera angles.
(Yes.i know. The tape measure..) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I’m in |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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In for 5. |
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"Message for everyone from a delightful lady
Cake anyone
Is that a question you need to ask?
What you do with the cake is the only task.
Butter, cream and icing too
Put a rolling pin where I have my poo
This was actually for (Cakeanyone) lost in translation "
butter for lube could work ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"From a rather delicious gent ….
ForTheLoveOfSpanks 777 - Your username is way too long, so I’m just going to call you mine instead. Hope that’s okay."
Ooooohhh that sounds interesting.... more info required |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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oooh Little Liaisons, i have a message to pass on from a gorgeous admirer.. please tell LittleLiasons that I have strong urges to snap the straps of that lingerie she's wearing back onto her body while doing devilishly deviant things to her in front of that mirror |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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calling Mr Waffle.. a pure beauty wants to say
Please ask Hovis Waffle what I can get for 75p? |
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By *0astMan
over a year ago
Discovering |
Ooh am in for a while, have to find a postie |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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In and I’ll be a postie |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I will just leave this here...
Oh _ea monkey, what can I do
To see you without paying entrance to the zoo
No need to throw your sperm at passers by
My face is here, even my eye |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm in |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"calling Mr Waffle.. a pure beauty wants to say
Please ask Hovis Waffle what I can get for 75p? "
my telegram... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No they don't
I'm sure you'll have a few admirers on here"
Not even a wiff
I'm out |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Out x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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a message for dearest Tallulah, from an absolute hunk... to TalulahDelight -
I want that filthy little mind of hers to seduce me. And I want to see that innocent face looking up at me mid-blowjob. When can we make this happen? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Always enjoy these, count me in |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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im out now |
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My mate hs asked me to say...
would you be kind enough to tell northernblonde I am a long time admirer of hers. She seems so sexy, has a great profile and I would love to meet her one day |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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It's official I'm unfanciable |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A little message for Cookie46:
I love the way you wiggle your arse for me. Fancy wiggling it over here so I can give it a little smack?
(From your potential kilt-wearing admirer) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It's official I'm unfanciable"
Lies. But I can offer you my tiny violin should you need to strum something else this evening. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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In for a while |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My mate hs asked me to say...
would you be kind enough to tell northernblonde I am a long time admirer of hers. She seems so sexy, has a great profile and I would love to meet her one day "
Does this mate have a dog and white stick??? |
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Forgot the end of the last message to northernblonde....
PS what a great new picture! So pretty x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Forgot the end of the last message to northernblonde....
PS what a great new picture! So pretty x"
Wasn’t me but I fabbed it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Forgot the end of the last message to northernblonde....
PS what a great new picture! So pretty x"
This message aside, I love how you both met on here Tinder. |
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"My mate hs asked me to say...
would you be kind enough to tell northernblonde I am a long time admirer of hers. She seems so sexy, has a great profile and I would love to meet her one day
Does this mate have a dog and white stick??? "
He's replied....
No dog but I have a ferret
No white stick but I always find what I’m looking for |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Forgot the end of the last message to northernblonde....
PS what a great new picture! So pretty x
Wasn’t me but I fabbed it "
Very kind of you |
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Message for Quacksplat from a very handsome guy - he attached a face pic
Message for Quack
You look amazing in the pictures and videos but can you pull off the sexy PA look and book us a Dayroom?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A rather athletic friend of mine would like me to tell HopeyX "that she looks hot in her profile pic and I'd love to see more of her" |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Message for Quacksplat from a very handsome guy - he attached a face pic
Message for Quack
You look amazing in the pictures and videos but can you pull off the sexy PA look and book us a Dayroom?
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I would like to be in attendance too please |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Message for Quacksplat from a very handsome guy - he attached a face pic
Message for Quack
You look amazing in the pictures and videos but can you pull off the sexy PA look and book us a Dayroom?
I would like to be in attendance too please "
And me? |
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Message for quacksplat form a friendly fo
He'd like to spend time with you practising baby making |
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By *X2019 OP Man
over a year ago
Newcastle |
A mate of mine has asked me to pass on the following...
Could you please tell LittleLiaisons that we should really work on putting our randomness together in the most brilliant and filthy way possible |
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Message for Magic Fingers 2022 from a very lovely lady:
from what I can see very fanciable love to bump into you |
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Message for Mixed Mister from a stunning lady:
She wants to know if she could replace the heart in this years Valentines pic please |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"oooh Little Liaisons, i have a message to pass on from a gorgeous admirer.. please tell LittleLiasons that I have strong urges to snap the straps of that lingerie she's wearing back onto her body while doing devilishly deviant things to her in front of that mirror"
I don't know if I should be turned on or prepare for a role in Sinister 3. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A mate of mine has asked me to pass on the following...
Could you please tell LittleLiaisons that we should really work on putting our randomness together in the most brilliant and filthy way possible"
We can if you have zoom |
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"Message for Quacksplat from a very handsome guy - he attached a face pic
Message for Quack
You look amazing in the pictures and videos but can you pull off the sexy PA look and book us a Dayroom?
I would like to be in attendance too please "
He has messaged to say he'd love that! |
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By *piderBunnyCouple
over a year ago
Back of Nowhere and Beyond |
A gorgeous mate has said...
Please let Tea Monkey know that I would happily lick chocolate ice cream off his torso right now. I wonder how far down it might drip  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I can do a couple of messages now if you can get past my filters
F |
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By *piderBunnyCouple
over a year ago
Back of Nowhere and Beyond |
And from a hot mate to a hottie...
Could you tell tabular delight she is an absolute goddess |
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Ohhhh. I am in. I am in hard!
Mrs m |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"a message for dearest Tallulah, from an absolute hunk... to TalulahDelight -
I want that filthy little mind of hers to seduce me. And I want to see that innocent face looking up at me mid-blowjob. When can we make this happen?"
Oooh, drop me a message and I’ll see what I can do |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Message for Quacksplat from a very handsome guy - he attached a face pic
Message for Quack
You look amazing in the pictures and videos but can you pull off the sexy PA look and book us a Dayroom?
I would like to be in attendance too please
He has messaged to say he'd love that! "
Just off to pack some outfits. And water. The viewing may make for thirsty work |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"And from a hot mate to a hottie...
Could you tell tabular delight she is an absolute goddess"
I’m assuming this is me 
Thanks gorgeous stranger |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A rather athletic friend of mine would like me to tell HopeyX "that she looks hot in her profile pic and I'd love to see more of her" "
Could always send me a message I have my filters off for tonight |
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A very sexy and funny friend of mine has asked me to say:
Please tell _ose-tinted glasses..
Full of class, Mr Glass
Intelligent, sexy & hot.
I would happily do you for hours |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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From a cheeky chappy for Hopeyx:
Could you tell Hopeyx that she looks stunning and I'm in Dundee a lot |
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Message for DX2019 from a very sexy lady
Could you ask DX2019 if he could make sure his next holiday is in Cornwall please, I’ll show him all the best spots x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Mixed Mister you lucky guy..
The bath looks relaxing, if he needs a volunteer to scrub his back i'm happy to help |
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Message for Britindian couple
could you let Britindian couple that the lady is hot, I'd love a mmf with them |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Message for Mixed Mister from a stunning lady:
She wants to know if she could replace the heart in this years Valentines pic please "
I've been struggling for new pic ideas and this sounds like a great 1, let's do it!! |
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By *X2019 OP Man
over a year ago
Newcastle |
"Message for DX2019 from a very sexy lady
Could you ask DX2019 if he could make sure his next holiday is in Cornwall please, I’ll show him all the best spots x"
Well Cornwall just went up on my list of holiday destinations |
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By *B69Woman
over a year ago
Wiltshire |
Always late for these, I’m in |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Sorry late again....I am in |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Can I play along |
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"Always late for these, I’m in "
I'm later, but also in... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"From a cheeky chappy for Hopeyx:
Could you tell Hopeyx that she looks stunning and I'm in Dundee a lot "
Message if you like happy to chat |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Mixed Mister you lucky guy..
The bath looks relaxing, if he needs a volunteer to scrub his back i'm happy to help "
There's room for a plus 1 if you fancy climbing in aswell |
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I’m happy to be postie for such sexiness here…
wildblonde69
she has got even sexier in my eyes, since the last time I sent one of these.
She elevates that lingerie to magnificence and I would die a happy man to be able to unwrap her from a dress! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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For YOLO
You're simply smashing
....you make my heart smile |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Messsssssage:
Could you please tell Mrs Mistypeaks that I'd love to be in hard |
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By *X2019 OP Man
over a year ago
Newcastle |
[Removed by poster at 11/02/23 21:03:23] |
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A message for quacksplat from a sexy couple,
Please let quacksplat know that she is absolutely beautiful and sexy & gorgeous. An absolute prize of a woman
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By *X2019 OP Man
over a year ago
Newcastle |
Another delivery from me on behalf of a new male mate of mine...
Can you please pass a message to WildeBlonde that...
"It's been a long time coming, but 2023's the year! Good things come to those who wait, and it's going to be good! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Please tell Long-leggedblond....
That I wish she really was next door. No need to get up to let me in, I would smash through walls for that smile and to grab that wonderful bottom. Grrrrr!! |
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By *X2019 OP Man
over a year ago
Newcastle |
Also messed up the last one but we'll imagine no one noticed haha
A hot lady in my inbox has asked Mixed mister and _ou only live once.... fancy a 3 some?
Go for it guys |
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A message for DX2019,from a gorgeous female,
Please could you tell DX2019 that i've had enough of chatting.. i need him to come and tell me how pretty i look while taking his dick in my ass. Thank you please
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"A message for DX2019,from a gorgeous female,
Please could you tell DX2019 that i've had enough of chatting.. i need him to come and tell me how pretty i look while taking his dick in my ass. Thank you please
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Blimey dude - dilly dally no longer!! What an offer!! |
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By *B69Woman
over a year ago
Wiltshire |
"I’m happy to be postie for such sexiness here…
wildblonde69
she has got even sexier in my eyes, since the last time I sent one of these.
She elevates that lingerie to magnificence and I would die a happy man to be able to unwrap her from a dress!"
Ah thank you, made me smile x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A message from a very greedy gal (but I agree with her entirely )
Please could you ask all of the men on this thread to kindly make their way to my house, as i kinda fancy them all, and im in an extremely selfish mood whereby i want to be ploughed by the lot of them. on your marks, get set, GANGBANG |
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By *X2019 OP Man
over a year ago
Newcastle |
"A message for DX2019,from a gorgeous female,
Please could you tell DX2019 that i've had enough of chatting.. i need him to come and tell me how pretty i look while taking his dick in my ass. Thank you please
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Oh I wonder who this could be haha  |
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"Also messed up the last one but we'll imagine no one noticed haha
A hot lady in my inbox has asked Mixed mister and _ou only live once.... fancy a 3 some?
Go for it guys"
Sounds like my kind of fun... |
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"Please tell Long-leggedblond....
That I wish she really was next door. No need to get up to let me in, I would smash through walls for that smile and to grab that wonderful bottom. Grrrrr!! "
Will you repair my wall afterwards? Please |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Also messed up the last one but we'll imagine no one noticed haha
A hot lady in my inbox has asked Mixed mister and _ou only live once.... fancy a 3 some?
Go for it guys
Sounds like my kind of fun..."
Sounds like we have a 3some |
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"A message from a very greedy gal (but I agree with her entirely )
Please could you ask all of the men on this thread to kindly make their way to my house, as i kinda fancy them all, and im in an extremely selfish mood whereby i want to be ploughed by the lot of them. on your marks, get set, GANGBANG "
*Grabs car keys and lucozade. Where dya want me?! |
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"A message from a very greedy gal (but I agree with her entirely )
Please could you ask all of the men on this thread to kindly make their way to my house, as i kinda fancy them all, and im in an extremely selfish mood whereby i want to be ploughed by the lot of them. on your marks, get set, GANGBANG "
This must be from Posh |
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A very dashing friend of mine has asked me to tell _londehotwife87...
...That her pics look amazing. Nothing more needs saying... |
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By *X2019 OP Man
over a year ago
Newcastle |
"A message from a very greedy gal (but I agree with her entirely )
Please could you ask all of the men on this thread to kindly make their way to my house, as i kinda fancy them all, and im in an extremely selfish mood whereby i want to be ploughed by the lot of them. on your marks, get set, GANGBANG
*Grabs car keys and lucozade. Where dya want me?!"
This is where the thread descends into sexual chaos isn't it haha. Gangbangs and orgys all over |
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By *.R.MMan
over a year ago
Norfolk |
Hmmm I don’t think I’ll be in |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A message from a very greedy gal (but I agree with her entirely )
Please could you ask all of the men on this thread to kindly make their way to my house, as i kinda fancy them all, and im in an extremely selfish mood whereby i want to be ploughed by the lot of them. on your marks, get set, GANGBANG
*Grabs car keys and lucozade. Where dya want me?!
This is where the thread descends into sexual chaos isn't it haha. Gangbangs and orgys all over"
my work here is done Px.  |
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wow!!! You lucky bastard!!!
Could you let You only live once know
One day our paths will cross and I promise you the time of our lives x
Thanks |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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We are in xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Message for a gorgeous lady:
Could you please tell _londehotwife87 that her pictures have awoken some long buried animalistic lusting urges in my loins. She looks incredible and I WANT her! Oooffftt |
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"A very dashing friend of mine has asked me to tell _londehotwife87...
...That her pics look amazing. Nothing more needs saying..."
Ooh so kind |
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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago
Manchester (he/him) |
"A gorgeous mate has said...
Please let Tea Monkey know that I would happily lick chocolate ice cream off his torso right now. I wonder how far down it might drip "
I’ve only just seen this!
There’s only one way to find out… |
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"Message for Britindian couple
could you let Britindian couple that the lady is hot, I'd love a mmf with them "
Why thank you
Mrs |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Not in .... As always |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Not in .... As always"
Well shit..... *furiously deletes |
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"Message for a gorgeous lady:
Could you please tell _londehotwife87 that her pictures have awoken some long buried animalistic lusting urges in my loins. She looks incredible and I WANT her! Oooffftt "
Wow!! Love that |
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"A very sexy and funny friend of mine has asked me to say:
Please tell _ose-tinted glasses..
Full of class, Mr Glass
Intelligent, sexy & hot.
I would happily do you for hours "
I don’t know who this came from, because nobody ever calls me Mr these days … but I’m free tomorrow. Just saying. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Not in .... As always
Well shit..... *furiously deletes"
So glad I didn't disappoint |
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By *piderBunnyCouple
over a year ago
Back of Nowhere and Beyond |
And another very sexy mate says...
Could you please tell Mrs Mistypeaks that I'd love to be in hard |
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By *piderBunnyCouple
over a year ago
Back of Nowhere and Beyond |
"A message from a very greedy gal (but I agree with her entirely )
Please could you ask all of the men on this thread to kindly make their way to my house, as i kinda fancy them all, and im in an extremely selfish mood whereby i want to be ploughed by the lot of them. on your marks, get set, GANGBANG
This must be from Posh "
Oi!
When have I ever asked for a gang bang?! 
Posh |
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"A message from a very greedy gal (but I agree with her entirely )
Please could you ask all of the men on this thread to kindly make their way to my house, as i kinda fancy them all, and im in an extremely selfish mood whereby i want to be ploughed by the lot of them. on your marks, get set, GANGBANG
This must be from Posh
Oi!
When have I ever asked for a gang bang?!
Posh"
Ermmmm let me think
Tinder x |
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"A message from a very greedy gal (but I agree with her entirely )
Please could you ask all of the men on this thread to kindly make their way to my house, as i kinda fancy them all, and im in an extremely selfish mood whereby i want to be ploughed by the lot of them. on your marks, get set, GANGBANG
This must be from Posh
Oi!
When have I ever asked for a gang bang?!
Posh"
Every week since 2010 I think |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A message from a very greedy gal (but I agree with her entirely )
Please could you ask all of the men on this thread to kindly make their way to my house, as i kinda fancy them all, and im in an extremely selfish mood whereby i want to be ploughed by the lot of them. on your marks, get set, GANGBANG
This must be from Posh
Oi!
When have I ever asked for a gang bang?!
Posh
Every week since 2010 I think "
since when is my name posh? Px |
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"A message from a very greedy gal (but I agree with her entirely )
Please could you ask all of the men on this thread to kindly make their way to my house, as i kinda fancy them all, and im in an extremely selfish mood whereby i want to be ploughed by the lot of them. on your marks, get set, GANGBANG
This must be from Posh
Oi!
When have I ever asked for a gang bang?!
Posh
Every week since 2010 I think
since when is my name posh? Px "
It was more likely to have been Posh but you were a possibility |
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By *ingo00Man
over a year ago
Cowley |
Good evening! A gorgeous dabber would like to say
Ask the tasty and handsome Tinder_and_the_Beard if they'd like a Unicorn? |
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"A very sexy and funny friend of mine has asked me to say:
Please tell _ose-tinted glasses..
Full of class, Mr Glass
Intelligent, sexy & hot.
I would happily do you for hours
I don’t know who this came from, because nobody ever calls me Mr these days … but I’m free tomorrow. Just saying."
Rose-tinted Glasses my old pal, your very sexy admirer has responded thus:
It might take more than a few hours
I’m a greedy lass & I’m bringing iron bru & snacks
I’m not a lady for the faint hearted |
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