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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Even just for a day, I'd...

What would you do ladies?

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman over a year ago

Carlisle usually

Put my penis in everything.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Helicopter my knob all day long and piss everyone off

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By *aitonelMan over a year ago

Liverpool

"Put my penis in everything."

Its overrated

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

See what it's like to stand and pee

Have sex to see what their orgasm feels like

Swing it round like a helicopter

Miss S x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Watch TV with my hand on cock.

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman over a year ago

Carlisle usually

"Put my penis in everything.

Its overrated "

Probably, but if I've only got one day to do it I'm gonna make the most of it.

I want to get blowjobs.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple over a year ago

Leeds

Windmill

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

have a wank, to see what it feels like. Px

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple over a year ago

in Lancashire

"Put my penis in everything."

Except the toaster..

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Put my penis in everything."

Everything.. even the letterbox?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Watch TV with my hand on cock. "

Good plan, any particular show?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Drink beer with the guys and chase after girls?

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By *ngelONorthWoman over a year ago

North East

Wank and windmill all day

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By *ellhungvweMan over a year ago

Cheltenham

"Put my penis in everything.

Everything.. even the letterbox? "

It’s the cheese grater you have to watch out for.

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman over a year ago

Carlisle usually

Everything.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Put my penis in everything.

Everything.. even the letterbox?

It’s the cheese grater you have to watch out for."

A man speaking from experience.. next time let the doctor get rid of the cheese!

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By *ellhungvweMan over a year ago

Cheltenham

"Put my penis in everything.

Everything.. even the letterbox?

It’s the cheese grater you have to watch out for.

A man speaking from experience.. next time let the doctor get rid of the cheese!"

That’s where I went wrong

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Put my penis in everything."

I don't recommend hoovers

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Put my penis in everything.

I don't recommend hoovers"

Good advice Kevin

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Put my penis in everything.

I don't recommend hoovers

Good advice Kevin

I'm Full of it

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By *an de LyonMan over a year ago

welling

"Put my penis in everything.

Everything.. even the letterbox?

It’s the cheese grater you have to watch out for."

And then the salt pig

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By *ea monkeyMan over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"Put my penis in everything.

Its overrated

Probably, but if I've only got one day to do it I'm gonna make the most of it.

I want to get blowjobs."

Now you really sound like a guy!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Probably try to suck my self off too whilst I was at it

Miss S x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Probably try to suck my self off too whilst I was at it

Miss S x"

You would be a hero for women kind of you figure that out

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can’t believe nobody said helicockter

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By *ickshawedCouple over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Walk around in nothing but shorts knowing no-one would say anything about me being topless and having hairy legs.

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Most of the above but have always wanted to see what it feels like to stand up and wiggle it around. Not a full helicopter just swing it back and forth and side to side.

I think I could pass quite a while doing that.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Helicopters for the win

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Even just for a day, I'd...

What would you do ladies? "

You'd all be disappointed, then join fab for a healthy dose of rejection

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hope you get cocks stuck in zips when you go to the loo

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By *ixieAndHerKingCouple over a year ago

Debauchery

Cherry says she would start her day with a furious shower wank, followed by a gym session in tight grey tracksuit bottoms then finish the day challenging anyone to a good old fashioned fisty cuffs whilst d*unk outside a kebab takeaway…

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hope you get cocks stuck in zips when you go to the loo"

Is that where you got the name joystick from

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Cherry says she would start her day with a furious shower wank, followed by a gym session in tight grey tracksuit bottoms then finish the day challenging anyone to a good old fashioned fisty cuffs whilst d*unk outside a kebab takeaway…"

What a man, what a man, what a mighty good man

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Watch TV with my hand on cock. "

Me RN

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By *etcplCouple over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

"Even just for a day, I'd...

What would you do ladies? "

Earn your red wings?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I would spend the day fondling the soft soft skin

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Watch TV with my hand on cock.

Me RN"

I'm so shocked right now

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By *ervent_fervourMan over a year ago

Halifax

"Put my penis in everything.

Everything.. even the letterbox? "

I wouldn't recommend it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Put my penis in everything.

Everything.. even the letterbox?

I wouldn't recommend it."

^ He knows penis can't be delivered.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Put my penis in everything.

Everything.. even the letterbox?

I wouldn't recommend it.

^ He knows penis can't be delivered."

Social distancing at its finest

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By *elix SightedMan over a year ago

Cloud 8

It’s amusing to read how many went straight to blow jobs/shags - you all know what an impossible time we have meeting women on fab!!!

But then I suppose you’d all know exactly what to write in your messages…

It would be a grave injustice indeed if you all copped off immediately haha x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Put my penis in everything."

Try 2 rashers of bacon over the sides of the toaster and slip it in, balls drained and breakfast all in one

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"It’s amusing to read how many went straight to blow jobs/shags - you all know what an impossible time we have meeting women on fab!!!

But then I suppose you’d all know exactly what to write in your messages…

It would be a grave injustice indeed if you all copped off immediately haha x"

We have a secret codeword so we know when it's a fab lady having her 24 hours

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By *elix SightedMan over a year ago

Cloud 8

"It’s amusing to read how many went straight to blow jobs/shags - you all know what an impossible time we have meeting women on fab!!!

But then I suppose you’d all know exactly what to write in your messages…

It would be a grave injustice indeed if you all copped off immediately haha x

We have a secret codeword so we know when it's a fab lady having her 24 hours

I bloody knew it! What a devious but still irresistible bunch you are

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Put my penis in everything."

Don’t neglect the balls

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By *ecadent_DevonMan over a year ago

Okehampton

Stand naked in a field full of wind turbines gyrating my hips and shouting “plug me in!”

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By *ervent_fervourMan over a year ago

Halifax

"Put my penis in everything.

Everything.. even the letterbox?

I wouldn't recommend it.

^ He knows penis can't be delivered."

Plus the little woof woof which might be on thr other side..

Sating that,I imagine some people on here night quite like that.

DEFO not judging if so..

He says.

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By *ervent_fervourMan over a year ago

Halifax

"Stand naked in a field full of wind turbines gyrating my hips and shouting “plug me in!”"

Go to a swingers club and get all the men to do the windmillling behind you.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Stand naked in a field full of wind turbines gyrating my hips and shouting “plug me in!”"

I do this every Sunday.

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By *ickeyblueeyes7Man over a year ago

newport

"Put my penis in everything.

I don't recommend hoovers

Good advice Kevin

That’s because Dyson’s give a better suck

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By *bi HaiveMan over a year ago
Forum Mod

Cheeseville, Somerset

"Watch TV with my hand on cock.

Me RN

I'm so shocked right now "

I'm more concerned than shocked.

3 hours ago it could have been 'Celebrity Antiques Road Trip', 'Celebrity Catchphrase'......or a documentary on Camilla !!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Play with it all day long and then stick it a warm apple pie

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Play with it all day long and then stick it a warm apple pie "

Perfect

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By *rLothbrokMan over a year ago

Lancs

"Helicopter my knob all day long and piss everyone off "

Slight bend in the knees, small steady thrusts from the hips, but get a semi to put some weight in it, makes the momentum pick up easier

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